upDATE
All of you have been asking what happened with my dinner date. We ate. We drank. We convo'd. He wanted me to go out clubbing after, but I had already pre-empted this. I had told him in advance I was planning to work. He knows about my tele-domination. He knows about my real time domination. He is amused by this. He is immune to this. He tried to twist my arm. I stood my ground. I could have sacrificed a nite on Niteflirt to go clubbing with him. But the dance, the strange dance as I've called it, well, the choreography requires that I lead. I think he knows that now. But he did grab me and try to convince me otherwise with a way wet 'n' wild smoocheroo right outside the restaurant. And I detected a large package, which was not a surprise as my sister had reported his bro was very hung.
I went home horny and planned to play with myself between calls. But I had long calls. Then a flurry of shorter ones. And Danny even called a few times pretending to want to be dommed. He was referring to specific Niteflirt listings. I have a little dick. Make me gay. Hmmmm. I hadn't revealed my Niteflirt details yet. Found your blog, he said. Which one, I said. Red car, he said. I had told him about that blog, but not the URL, guess it was easy enough to figure out. His car is silver. He was still out, and a little blitzed. He wanted to know if I would join him for a late nite drink. Meet me, com'n. I was soooo tempted, but I was tired and horny and wanted to use my Big O to head off to dreamland. But he keeps calling. Has booked another dinner. Wants to see a movie with me. Apparently, resisting his charms has its' benefits.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Thursday, February 05, 2009
Boom Boom Bank
As it turns out, Nicole's Superbowl rake was less than last year, well duh, last year the Superbowl was here! And it was boom boom bank for strippers last year. This year Nicole said she did ok, but whenever Nicole says she did ok, ok means ehhh.
Nicki will be moving back down to Miami area, she said, regardless if she's accepted in a P/A program. She has to get the eff out of Orlando for her sanity. But since she's a cash student, no loans, she'll most likely be accepted everywhere. She also wants to ply the slave trade again to make some bank.
In other news, I have a dinner booked with Danny on Friday nite, but told him he can't have the whole nite as I must amuse my remote slaves late nite. He's curious about my tele-domination, and has been trying to finesse my URL from both me and my sister. But I told him when I'm ready to reveal just how dominant and bitchy and conniving and controlling I am, I'll text it to him. Until then, he's dying of curiosity....
As it turns out, Nicole's Superbowl rake was less than last year, well duh, last year the Superbowl was here! And it was boom boom bank for strippers last year. This year Nicole said she did ok, but whenever Nicole says she did ok, ok means ehhh.
Nicki will be moving back down to Miami area, she said, regardless if she's accepted in a P/A program. She has to get the eff out of Orlando for her sanity. But since she's a cash student, no loans, she'll most likely be accepted everywhere. She also wants to ply the slave trade again to make some bank.
In other news, I have a dinner booked with Danny on Friday nite, but told him he can't have the whole nite as I must amuse my remote slaves late nite. He's curious about my tele-domination, and has been trying to finesse my URL from both me and my sister. But I told him when I'm ready to reveal just how dominant and bitchy and conniving and controlling I am, I'll text it to him. Until then, he's dying of curiosity....
Sunday, February 01, 2009
Superbowl Report
I ended up working the Superbowl Party at the club. I got lasso'd in. Ugh. Bunch of drunks. I was glad that the Superbowl was in Tampa this year, still there was an overdose of parties and promotions all trying to capture drink dollars on this coast. I didn't end up making that much in tips. Usually, the sports crowds aren't big on tipping and tonite was no exception. Luckily, I told the boss I wanted a minimum to come in to make it worth my time, otherwise I could have just stayed at my place and taken Niteflirt calls from foreign lands.
Nicole hates the Superbowl, she's still working her club's Superbowl party, and I'm wondering how much she'll end up with by the end of the nite. I left a message for her to text me her $$$. But she won't be done lap grinding till very very very late.
In other news, I met Danny for coffee again before I went in to work, and he was off to a Superbowl party. He wants to do dinner next. He says I am very elusive. Fancy word for playing him....
I ended up working the Superbowl Party at the club. I got lasso'd in. Ugh. Bunch of drunks. I was glad that the Superbowl was in Tampa this year, still there was an overdose of parties and promotions all trying to capture drink dollars on this coast. I didn't end up making that much in tips. Usually, the sports crowds aren't big on tipping and tonite was no exception. Luckily, I told the boss I wanted a minimum to come in to make it worth my time, otherwise I could have just stayed at my place and taken Niteflirt calls from foreign lands.
Nicole hates the Superbowl, she's still working her club's Superbowl party, and I'm wondering how much she'll end up with by the end of the nite. I left a message for her to text me her $$$. But she won't be done lap grinding till very very very late.
In other news, I met Danny for coffee again before I went in to work, and he was off to a Superbowl party. He wants to do dinner next. He says I am very elusive. Fancy word for playing him....
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
The Ember, Taylor and Nicole Update!
It seems the economy has impacted my girlfriends, especially those who only dabbled in domination from time to time. Ember and Taylor. It has motivated them to go back to playing with pathetic loser wimps.
Ember is back on the dating sites with a vengeance. Before, she used to like to fuck with wimps and losers on the dating sites, for her amusement and to regale us with stories and photos of how much fun she was having torturing the beta males. Nicole and I tried to find a Sugar Daddy or two for Ember, but she just couldn't picture herself having sexy times with anyone she really didn't want to have sexy times with. I don't blame her. To each their own pursuits....
But now she is torturing beta males for profit. Yes! This is the way it should be. If they want to meet her, they pay. Any dates, they pay for her time. She's a quasi-escort. But there will be no sexy times. She wants to have some cash around, "just in case".
Taylor decided she would go back to being a Sugar Baby and got back in touch with her favorite former wimpy but wealthy Sugar Daddy, "e". E was only too happy to hear from her and get back with her. Even tho e's clothing empire isn't doing that well, he still has millions socked away. Probably literally 'socked' away. And since Taylor works for a cruise line that has been laying off staff, she feels vulnerable and also wants to have some cash around, "just in case".
Nicole reports that strippers at her club have developed a new little financial domination game. Making strip club slaves pay for bills*. The strippers bring their bills to the club and flash them to clients and make them tuck the cash in the envelope of the bill. It's a little gimmicky, but whatever works. Then the strippers brag to each other about what bills their slaves paid. Nicole hasn't resorted to the gimmickry yet. But she said last weekend, she did stuff a few of her bills in her purse and brought them to work, "just in case".
*I see it on Niteflirt too. Make my car payment! Pay my cell phone bill! Hmmm, maybe Nicole and I should get slaves to pay our bills directly!
It seems the economy has impacted my girlfriends, especially those who only dabbled in domination from time to time. Ember and Taylor. It has motivated them to go back to playing with pathetic loser wimps.
Ember is back on the dating sites with a vengeance. Before, she used to like to fuck with wimps and losers on the dating sites, for her amusement and to regale us with stories and photos of how much fun she was having torturing the beta males. Nicole and I tried to find a Sugar Daddy or two for Ember, but she just couldn't picture herself having sexy times with anyone she really didn't want to have sexy times with. I don't blame her. To each their own pursuits....
But now she is torturing beta males for profit. Yes! This is the way it should be. If they want to meet her, they pay. Any dates, they pay for her time. She's a quasi-escort. But there will be no sexy times. She wants to have some cash around, "just in case".
Taylor decided she would go back to being a Sugar Baby and got back in touch with her favorite former wimpy but wealthy Sugar Daddy, "e". E was only too happy to hear from her and get back with her. Even tho e's clothing empire isn't doing that well, he still has millions socked away. Probably literally 'socked' away. And since Taylor works for a cruise line that has been laying off staff, she feels vulnerable and also wants to have some cash around, "just in case".
Nicole reports that strippers at her club have developed a new little financial domination game. Making strip club slaves pay for bills*. The strippers bring their bills to the club and flash them to clients and make them tuck the cash in the envelope of the bill. It's a little gimmicky, but whatever works. Then the strippers brag to each other about what bills their slaves paid. Nicole hasn't resorted to the gimmickry yet. But she said last weekend, she did stuff a few of her bills in her purse and brought them to work, "just in case".
*I see it on Niteflirt too. Make my car payment! Pay my cell phone bill! Hmmm, maybe Nicole and I should get slaves to pay our bills directly!
Monday, January 19, 2009
fatfucked and unfucked
fatfuck gets on my nerves, bitching and moaning about business for months, but if he isn't complaining about business, he'll complain about something else, it's his nature to kvetch. When he'd complain, I'd just kick him in the nuts harder, and tell him, I'm tired of this bitching, DO SOMETHING about it! Well, my motivation apparently did lead fatfuck to do something about it. He actually attributed the inspiration from my ballkicking to making a few business-y changes, and therefore should tribute me this Wednesday when he sees me!
And I did see Daniel, the anesthesiologist's brother, on the fly, over the weekend. Pretending I'm a busy girl, well I really didn't have to pretend, I gave him the impression that he must do the chasing. And it seems like he's enjoying it, nevertheless puzzled why I just don't throw myself at him. As impulsive as I am, I also have self-control, I think it's the anorexic in me, anorexia is about control. Danny doesn't seem one iota submissive, which is good in a way, I can't domme every man, tho I'd like to. He texted me that I'm driving him crazy! Good.
fatfuck gets on my nerves, bitching and moaning about business for months, but if he isn't complaining about business, he'll complain about something else, it's his nature to kvetch. When he'd complain, I'd just kick him in the nuts harder, and tell him, I'm tired of this bitching, DO SOMETHING about it! Well, my motivation apparently did lead fatfuck to do something about it. He actually attributed the inspiration from my ballkicking to making a few business-y changes, and therefore should tribute me this Wednesday when he sees me!
And I did see Daniel, the anesthesiologist's brother, on the fly, over the weekend. Pretending I'm a busy girl, well I really didn't have to pretend, I gave him the impression that he must do the chasing. And it seems like he's enjoying it, nevertheless puzzled why I just don't throw myself at him. As impulsive as I am, I also have self-control, I think it's the anorexic in me, anorexia is about control. Danny doesn't seem one iota submissive, which is good in a way, I can't domme every man, tho I'd like to. He texted me that I'm driving him crazy! Good.
total idiot
Nicole reports that slave idiot has gone incommunicado again, or rather, he finally got his AMEX statement, and realized that all he got from Nicole was permission to play w/sock pussy and to sniff her ass. As we say in the land of Florida oranges, he figured the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. This was the second time we got to play with slave idiot and most likely won't be the last. Give him a few months to lick his wounds and he'll be crawling back for more sock pussy and ass sniffery.
Nicole reports that slave idiot has gone incommunicado again, or rather, he finally got his AMEX statement, and realized that all he got from Nicole was permission to play w/sock pussy and to sniff her ass. As we say in the land of Florida oranges, he figured the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. This was the second time we got to play with slave idiot and most likely won't be the last. Give him a few months to lick his wounds and he'll be crawling back for more sock pussy and ass sniffery.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Law of the Jungle
Well there are a few of you who have inquired about whether I hooked up with the anesthesiologist's brother. His name is Danny and we haven't connected any of our moving parts yet. I met him for espresso at Segafredo's on Saturday. He had a date booked for later on Saturday nite. He was cute and I was horny, so I secretly wanted him to break the damn date and hang with me, but I didn't want to break my new rule of not making a man work for or pay for pussy. He suggested we hook up on Sunday, but I had a pool whoring afternoon set up with the girls and had to be up early for work on Monday, earlier than usual, so I told him we'd have to hook it up another time.
Really, you have to make men work for it, if they don't work for it, they don't appreciate it when they finally get it. So I'll keep Dan 'working' this week.... And I'll keep my vibrator in action in the meantime.
Nicole: I can't believe he didn't go with you
Sara: I think he was being honorable, I mean what if you were the girl who was booked for the big date on Saturday nite and he stood you up, you would have to know that you were tossed for someone hotter
Nicole: Yeah but it's the law of the jungle, someone hotter is always waiting to take your spot
hmmm when Nicole said that I could only think of Lori!!!!
Miami Pool Whores
When biz is bouncin', there are plenty of out-of-town pool whores to go around and decorate the hotel pools. But biz isn't bouncin', and many of the hotel pool scenes are abysmal. This doesn't bode well to attract or retain the male guests and their cash.
So enter the local talent pool of pool whores! The word has spread. Miami hotels need pool whores. Whereas a lovely lass might have expected to pay a nominal fee to use a hotel pool for the day under normal circumstances, the fees have been waived, the towel fees have been waived, but alas no free drinks yet. Well, not that Nicole or Jenn or Ember or Taylor or I have ever had to pay for poolside drinks yet hehehe as our drinks have always been 'bought'.
So we are doing our good deed for Miami tourism by pool whoring. But with a more evil purpose. To fish for slaves. No luck with fishing yet, but the pool whoring season isn't over.
When biz is bouncin', there are plenty of out-of-town pool whores to go around and decorate the hotel pools. But biz isn't bouncin', and many of the hotel pool scenes are abysmal. This doesn't bode well to attract or retain the male guests and their cash.
So enter the local talent pool of pool whores! The word has spread. Miami hotels need pool whores. Whereas a lovely lass might have expected to pay a nominal fee to use a hotel pool for the day under normal circumstances, the fees have been waived, the towel fees have been waived, but alas no free drinks yet. Well, not that Nicole or Jenn or Ember or Taylor or I have ever had to pay for poolside drinks yet hehehe as our drinks have always been 'bought'.
So we are doing our good deed for Miami tourism by pool whoring. But with a more evil purpose. To fish for slaves. No luck with fishing yet, but the pool whoring season isn't over.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
Update on the Piranhas!
Two cute blonde piranhas that is. One with real boobs and one with fakes. One younger and one pretending to be younger. The young piranha with the fake boobs was walking by a guy who wants to arrange some lap dance happy time. Apparently, he wasn't the most attractive type of patron and was a little on the drunk side, but these are usually the best customers wink wink. However, Lori the young piranha probably wanted to go outside for a smoke break or adjust her bolt-ons and told him "Not Now". He was holding up $10, and pulled out another $10. She then told him "Beg Me". He said awww com'n play nice. She said I'm not that desperate right now, I'm not a busted up old ho. Of course, the latter remark was directed to the older piranha who was servicing another patron in the vicinity. Apparently, later that nite the piranhas had a few words, but both realized that the boss considers fighting piranhas to be expendable, so they cooled their jets. Nevertheless, Nicole hates going into work now, and she used to love it. She could just smell the cash that would be hers. She's thinking of moving to a different club. The cash is always greener as the saying goes....
Two cute blonde piranhas that is. One with real boobs and one with fakes. One younger and one pretending to be younger. The young piranha with the fake boobs was walking by a guy who wants to arrange some lap dance happy time. Apparently, he wasn't the most attractive type of patron and was a little on the drunk side, but these are usually the best customers wink wink. However, Lori the young piranha probably wanted to go outside for a smoke break or adjust her bolt-ons and told him "Not Now". He was holding up $10, and pulled out another $10. She then told him "Beg Me". He said awww com'n play nice. She said I'm not that desperate right now, I'm not a busted up old ho. Of course, the latter remark was directed to the older piranha who was servicing another patron in the vicinity. Apparently, later that nite the piranhas had a few words, but both realized that the boss considers fighting piranhas to be expendable, so they cooled their jets. Nevertheless, Nicole hates going into work now, and she used to love it. She could just smell the cash that would be hers. She's thinking of moving to a different club. The cash is always greener as the saying goes....
Saturday, January 03, 2009
NYE TALLY
Nicki made about $1,000 before taxes.
Nicole made @ $2,000.
Me I sucked off a dick's dick and played snowball fight with the wad.
Me zero $. I should have worked at the club. Terry had called me earlier in the week and said he could use me on the floor. Like where else would I have worked, the ceiling??? I said no, I wanted to go out. I have learned my lesson, tis better to make $ than party and suck a big dick. At least you come home with cash instead of cum breath. I could have Niteflirted and Bottle Hostessed. I bet I would have rang in about $500 - $1,000 by sunrise. Spank me for being stupid.
Nicki made about $1,000 before taxes.
Nicole made @ $2,000.
Me I sucked off a dick's dick and played snowball fight with the wad.
Me zero $. I should have worked at the club. Terry had called me earlier in the week and said he could use me on the floor. Like where else would I have worked, the ceiling??? I said no, I wanted to go out. I have learned my lesson, tis better to make $ than party and suck a big dick. At least you come home with cash instead of cum breath. I could have Niteflirted and Bottle Hostessed. I bet I would have rang in about $500 - $1,000 by sunrise. Spank me for being stupid.
Idiot's Delite
Well slave idiot has continued his spending spree on Nicole. Nicole scored a new laptop (hmmm was she jealous fatfuck sprung $1000 for mine?), and a laptop carry case (hmmm was she jealous my sister gifted me this for Xmas?), plus a commercial blender to mix drinks Chez Nicole. The latter was snarfed up at a restaurant supply place that was going OOB (out of business) or OOB as we call it down here. Lots of places going OOB. Retail is passe, it's nothing to do with the economy. Nicole also made slave idiot buy her a few kitchen-y gadget things. Idiot bought a few kitchen-y things too. How domestic. He claims to be a good cook and wants to whip up a huge dining experience for all of us hotties. Chef Idiot. Soon he will have his own cooking show. Cooking for dominant girls who laugh at him and belittle him for their amusement. Fucker I said Rare not Medium Rare! The Salad Dressing is too Mayonnaise-y dumbass!
So what delites did idiot get for taking Nicole shopping? A kick in the balls, spit in the mouth, pinched nips on his bitchtits, and to jerk off into a dirty sock he dutifully fetched from his hamper. SOCK PUSSY Nicole calls it. I am going to steal the SOCK PUSSY idea from Nicole!
Well slave idiot has continued his spending spree on Nicole. Nicole scored a new laptop (hmmm was she jealous fatfuck sprung $1000 for mine?), and a laptop carry case (hmmm was she jealous my sister gifted me this for Xmas?), plus a commercial blender to mix drinks Chez Nicole. The latter was snarfed up at a restaurant supply place that was going OOB (out of business) or OOB as we call it down here. Lots of places going OOB. Retail is passe, it's nothing to do with the economy. Nicole also made slave idiot buy her a few kitchen-y gadget things. Idiot bought a few kitchen-y things too. How domestic. He claims to be a good cook and wants to whip up a huge dining experience for all of us hotties. Chef Idiot. Soon he will have his own cooking show. Cooking for dominant girls who laugh at him and belittle him for their amusement. Fucker I said Rare not Medium Rare! The Salad Dressing is too Mayonnaise-y dumbass!
So what delites did idiot get for taking Nicole shopping? A kick in the balls, spit in the mouth, pinched nips on his bitchtits, and to jerk off into a dirty sock he dutifully fetched from his hamper. SOCK PUSSY Nicole calls it. I am going to steal the SOCK PUSSY idea from Nicole!
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Whores!
I am just rolling in from NYE partying, I look like shit and feel like shit and....
For all of you who wanted to know what I was doing for New Year's....here is the recap. Like I am Miz Excitement, well of course I am. I went out with a few of my girlfriends to one club for drinks, debauchery and the countdown and then we jetted to Nicole's 20 (haha what's your 20) to catch some live action there. But Nicole was in a private room, only blondes were chosen for this top I mean topless secret party. So we wondered if Nicole's younger blonder nemesis Lori was also chosen, but big bad bouncer Antonio told us no, the club knows not to put those 2 piranhas in the same tank.
And in case you're wondering if a dick fell into my mouth on NYE, well yes, a dick fell into my mouth, but not Antonio's. It was some dude who comes to SOBE every year for NYE and I had hooked up with him a few years ago. I had erased him from my fuckee suckee memory file, due to: big dick attached to a big dick. He was all over me, I guess he didn't have any other action, so to get rid of him, I blew him. For the grande finale, I brought his wad up to his mouth and spit it in there. He said, girl you are nasty. If I wasn't so drunk, I'd have spit it back out, but damn girl. Then he told me he wanted me to come up to NYC to party up there. I told him only if one of my girlfriends could accompany and only if he were very spendy. When I told him how spendy, he said I wasn't that special. FUCKER! I should have kicked him in the balls. Put Visine in his drink. Something.... ASSHOLE! I told him he needed to suck more dick so he could afford me. Then the next thing I knew Taylor was pulling me away from him. Life Lesson: I shouldn't drink too much champagne, it sneaks up on me, it's like drinking ginger ale and before I know it, I've drunk way too much and do stupid stuff.
I'm still waiting to hear from Nicole about how much she raked in, I'm sure she made a mint. Nicki was also working the overnite ER shift on a holiday, big bucks. Now I feel guilty, I should have worked somewhere, Niteflirt or the club. I blew a nite, literally, and nothing to show for it, except a hangover when I wake up later this afternoon.
About the only positive note, the town was really hopping, it was good to see people around, lately Miami and Miami Beach were wearing the ghost town look, like you would expect to see tumbleweed blowing thru the deserted streets. The celebs were out in full force, supposedly alot of them get paid to show up at these clubs on NYE, imagine that. Whores! Nevertheless, all of us are whores, isn't it just a matter of price?
I am just rolling in from NYE partying, I look like shit and feel like shit and....
For all of you who wanted to know what I was doing for New Year's....here is the recap. Like I am Miz Excitement, well of course I am. I went out with a few of my girlfriends to one club for drinks, debauchery and the countdown and then we jetted to Nicole's 20 (haha what's your 20) to catch some live action there. But Nicole was in a private room, only blondes were chosen for this top I mean topless secret party. So we wondered if Nicole's younger blonder nemesis Lori was also chosen, but big bad bouncer Antonio told us no, the club knows not to put those 2 piranhas in the same tank.
And in case you're wondering if a dick fell into my mouth on NYE, well yes, a dick fell into my mouth, but not Antonio's. It was some dude who comes to SOBE every year for NYE and I had hooked up with him a few years ago. I had erased him from my fuckee suckee memory file, due to: big dick attached to a big dick. He was all over me, I guess he didn't have any other action, so to get rid of him, I blew him. For the grande finale, I brought his wad up to his mouth and spit it in there. He said, girl you are nasty. If I wasn't so drunk, I'd have spit it back out, but damn girl. Then he told me he wanted me to come up to NYC to party up there. I told him only if one of my girlfriends could accompany and only if he were very spendy. When I told him how spendy, he said I wasn't that special. FUCKER! I should have kicked him in the balls. Put Visine in his drink. Something.... ASSHOLE! I told him he needed to suck more dick so he could afford me. Then the next thing I knew Taylor was pulling me away from him. Life Lesson: I shouldn't drink too much champagne, it sneaks up on me, it's like drinking ginger ale and before I know it, I've drunk way too much and do stupid stuff.
I'm still waiting to hear from Nicole about how much she raked in, I'm sure she made a mint. Nicki was also working the overnite ER shift on a holiday, big bucks. Now I feel guilty, I should have worked somewhere, Niteflirt or the club. I blew a nite, literally, and nothing to show for it, except a hangover when I wake up later this afternoon.
About the only positive note, the town was really hopping, it was good to see people around, lately Miami and Miami Beach were wearing the ghost town look, like you would expect to see tumbleweed blowing thru the deserted streets. The celebs were out in full force, supposedly alot of them get paid to show up at these clubs on NYE, imagine that. Whores! Nevertheless, all of us are whores, isn't it just a matter of price?
Sunday, December 28, 2008
The Fake Titty Epidemic
Nicole is pissed again.... When is she not pissed.... This time she is pissed because one of the other girls at the club, Lori, nailed a whale who had been coming in and Nicole felt she had a good shot at getting him, but didn't. Ray is some hotshit hotshot attorney in his 50's with big bucks. He sent Lori roses at the club. I asked Nicole, why would he go for Lori and not you.... Nicole said TITS! Big fake ones, scary grapefruits, silicone sacs, bolt-ons! Nicole refuses to succomb to Miami's fake titty epidemic.
Nota bene: A friend pointed out there is another reason why the whale most likely went to Lori. Lori is 22 playing 21 and Nicole is 27 playing 23 forever. 23 gets harder to pull off every year that passes.
Nicole is pissed again.... When is she not pissed.... This time she is pissed because one of the other girls at the club, Lori, nailed a whale who had been coming in and Nicole felt she had a good shot at getting him, but didn't. Ray is some hotshit hotshot attorney in his 50's with big bucks. He sent Lori roses at the club. I asked Nicole, why would he go for Lori and not you.... Nicole said TITS! Big fake ones, scary grapefruits, silicone sacs, bolt-ons! Nicole refuses to succomb to Miami's fake titty epidemic.
Nota bene: A friend pointed out there is another reason why the whale most likely went to Lori. Lori is 22 playing 21 and Nicole is 27 playing 23 forever. 23 gets harder to pull off every year that passes.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Idiota
Nicole has slave idiot on a roll. They went to the Hard Rock and she spent his $$$ to gamble, she hit the blackjack table and the roulette wheel. Pssst, her lucky numbers are 6 and 31. And she swears by "always bet on black". Don't we all? She finished $300 ahead. Idiot went into the hole haha. Then he went into the hole even more because he had to take Nicole shopping. She bought a new pair of tight ass jeans and made slave idiot sniff her ass thru the jeans. She made him buy all of her girlfriends XXXmas presents, namely lingerie and sex toys. Nicole said a crystal dildo with a g-spot curve is cumming my way. Nicole always ruins XXXmas surprises. Since my g-spot is still humming from the Restylane, this toy should be alot of fun. And she wasn't done with idiot. She made him buy her a new pair of earrings, expensive. And a few splurges for her puppy Jetsam. Cha-ching! idiot's ATM and Amex took another big hit.
Nicole has slave idiot on a roll. They went to the Hard Rock and she spent his $$$ to gamble, she hit the blackjack table and the roulette wheel. Pssst, her lucky numbers are 6 and 31. And she swears by "always bet on black". Don't we all? She finished $300 ahead. Idiot went into the hole haha. Then he went into the hole even more because he had to take Nicole shopping. She bought a new pair of tight ass jeans and made slave idiot sniff her ass thru the jeans. She made him buy all of her girlfriends XXXmas presents, namely lingerie and sex toys. Nicole said a crystal dildo with a g-spot curve is cumming my way. Nicole always ruins XXXmas surprises. Since my g-spot is still humming from the Restylane, this toy should be alot of fun. And she wasn't done with idiot. She made him buy her a new pair of earrings, expensive. And a few splurges for her puppy Jetsam. Cha-ching! idiot's ATM and Amex took another big hit.
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