butter gutter

The new gutter slut has been ruined even further. He has gained more weight and can't fit into his pants, well, he can still zip them but can't button them, so he has to make sure a belt keeps them up. I see clown suspenders in the near future LMAO. His coworkers and friends have commented that he's gotten a little porky and maybe he needs to "lay off the bacon." But I just upgraded him to a butter and bacon diet! A stick of butter and bacon for breakfast, a BLT with extra bacon and mayo for lunch and more butter and bacon for dinner. If he can't get to a BLT for lunch, he must hit a drive-thru and order anything with bacon. Double bacon cheeseburger!

He also had to give his blow-up sex doll a name, Michelle, and has to refer to her around the office as his new girlfriend and talk about their dates, e.g., what movies they've watched together. He's even supposed to talk about how Michelle is very kinky in bed when he's talking to his male co-workers or friends. Of course, everyone is waiting to meet the infamous Michelle now. Better keep Michelle inflated, gutter slut!

Since Valentine's Day is coming up, he was ordered to buy Michelle some new lingerie at Victoria's Secret, I made him measure up Michelle to be sure everything will fit. Michelle is quite petite, she's no blimp even though her gutter slut boyfriend is turning into one!

Of course, there will be a VS e-GiftCard for his Mistress for Valentine's Day!