Queer Panic
Ms Sara
What am I going to do, they closed down the Adult section of Craigslist, those bastards. They should have at least left up the Gay section. What are all the faggot cocksuckers going to do? I've been using Backpage, but it's not as popular. And get this, the adult bookstore closed down! I thought maybe it got raided, but some other fag I ran into at the liquor store said they were behind on paying rent and taxes. Jem is panicking too, because she used to run a lot of different Craigslist ads. Now she's running more on Backpage and like me, has to get her ass out on the stroll more.
I found another adult bookstore with a gloryhole, but every time I have to pay $10 to go into the gloryhole area and I only get $5 of the $10 back in tokens to watch gay porn. This gloryhole is much further away from the motel where I've been staying, so maybe I need to find a motel closer to the XXX store??? I better scout some other motels.
The good news is that I've lost some weight, from walking more to get to the gloryhole and struttin' my stuff. I've been drinking diet soda with gin or vodka instead of the Colt 45, I hope you don't mind. I've still been eating lots of crappy fast food like you demanded. And I'm only lubing up and masturbating my sissy clit with something gross, like the buttery dip for Domino's breadsticks and then I lick the buttery cum from my fingers.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
slave idiot Paid for Nicole's Birthday Haul!
If slave idiot had not surfaced (up periscope!) for Nicole's 29th birthday, Nicole probably would have hunted him down and beaten him with her CBT hairbrush. slave idiot took Nicole on a shopping spree: clothes clothes accessories more clothes. He got face slapped, spit on and ballbusted. (Nicole has perfected a ballbusting maneuver while slave idiot stands on the sidewalk, opens the driver's side door and rear door to his SUV giving them some privacy, then Nicole delivers her field goal kick right between the uprights.) After his nutbusting, slave idiot gingerly climbed into his SUV. Nicole beat his cock and balls with her CBT hair brush, cleaned out the tangled strands of her natural blonde hair and gave him "the only bush" she informed the pathetic idiot would ever get. He had to sniff the bush while he jerked into his sock pussy. Down periscope.
Amex haul, over a thousand, which means slave idiot will not resurface for a few months, but hopefully in time for XXXmas. We held a birthday gala for Nicole and the theme was "geriatric stripper": we gave her a cane, support hose, an old-fashioned girdle, phone books to sit on in her Mustang, etc. She was pissed off, but ultimately, with enough Margaritas, she got over it. Though facing the realities of being 29 as a stripper, as a stripper who only started stripping 8 years ago to pay for college, and now continues to strip because she claims to have ADHD, claims she can't hold down a real job, claims this, claims that, why doesn't she just admit, I'm a career dancer?
If slave idiot had not surfaced (up periscope!) for Nicole's 29th birthday, Nicole probably would have hunted him down and beaten him with her CBT hairbrush. slave idiot took Nicole on a shopping spree: clothes clothes accessories more clothes. He got face slapped, spit on and ballbusted. (Nicole has perfected a ballbusting maneuver while slave idiot stands on the sidewalk, opens the driver's side door and rear door to his SUV giving them some privacy, then Nicole delivers her field goal kick right between the uprights.) After his nutbusting, slave idiot gingerly climbed into his SUV. Nicole beat his cock and balls with her CBT hair brush, cleaned out the tangled strands of her natural blonde hair and gave him "the only bush" she informed the pathetic idiot would ever get. He had to sniff the bush while he jerked into his sock pussy. Down periscope.
Amex haul, over a thousand, which means slave idiot will not resurface for a few months, but hopefully in time for XXXmas. We held a birthday gala for Nicole and the theme was "geriatric stripper": we gave her a cane, support hose, an old-fashioned girdle, phone books to sit on in her Mustang, etc. She was pissed off, but ultimately, with enough Margaritas, she got over it. Though facing the realities of being 29 as a stripper, as a stripper who only started stripping 8 years ago to pay for college, and now continues to strip because she claims to have ADHD, claims she can't hold down a real job, claims this, claims that, why doesn't she just admit, I'm a career dancer?
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