Busted?
Well, the new potential slave has scurried away. Conclusion? He was likely married / in a relationship and was only looking to explore playtime or sex on the side. Did he get busted? Was I too extreme for him? So I'm baiting the hook again. Why can't I fish out more toads or fatfucks!?!
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Lei Away
Fatfuck didn't bring me back anything from Hawaii, I am so pissed. He said the wife was always with him, so he couldn't bla bla bla buy his Mistress anything, couldn't even send a bla bla post card. I smacked his face! I told him a shopping spree would be necessary to make amends for his lack of balls. He did not even flinch as he knew I was fuming. Fatfuck is too busy doing injecting botox and lip plumping to shop with me. But he knows the stores I will shop, then put my acquisitions on 'layaway'. Fatfuck will waddle over and pay and I pick up the next day. I'm sure the girls who work at these fine stores know the deal. But wait, I hope they don't think I'm fucking the tub-o-lard to acquire such finery! I need to tell them my slave will be paying!
Fatfuck didn't bring me back anything from Hawaii, I am so pissed. He said the wife was always with him, so he couldn't bla bla bla buy his Mistress anything, couldn't even send a bla bla post card. I smacked his face! I told him a shopping spree would be necessary to make amends for his lack of balls. He did not even flinch as he knew I was fuming. Fatfuck is too busy doing injecting botox and lip plumping to shop with me. But he knows the stores I will shop, then put my acquisitions on 'layaway'. Fatfuck will waddle over and pay and I pick up the next day. I'm sure the girls who work at these fine stores know the deal. But wait, I hope they don't think I'm fucking the tub-o-lard to acquire such finery! I need to tell them my slave will be paying!
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Red White and Blue Balls
Unfortunately, fatfuck is away with wifey this week, they went to Hawaii. So if you read about two white whales washed up on the beach in Maui, it's the fatfucks. All I can say is he better bring me back something from this trip and it better not be nasty plastic leis or a fatass mumu dress. He better bring back something expensive.
My sister and her lameass (but wellhung) fiance are having a BBQ on the 4th. My Mother wanted me to drive up with her to Whorelando so we can eat some burnt cowflesh and other vittles. But it looks like the club will be busy so I'm on standby for Friday nite at least that's what I told my Mother. She said: What? You're not a stewardess.... Good point, but I don't think I can spend 6 - 7 hours in the car (up and back) with my maternal unit. I love her but I can only take her in doses, smaller doses. And I wanted to, but didn't point out to my Mother that stewardess is not a word in use any longer.
Inotherslavenews, I had drinks then dinner with the new potential slave, an interview. He's hired haha. But he was leaving right away to travel overseas for biz, so we didn't get to play, but he promised on his return, I could do what I want with him. I'm not sure yet what I will do to him, but it will probably involve ballkicking.
Unfortunately, fatfuck is away with wifey this week, they went to Hawaii. So if you read about two white whales washed up on the beach in Maui, it's the fatfucks. All I can say is he better bring me back something from this trip and it better not be nasty plastic leis or a fatass mumu dress. He better bring back something expensive.
My sister and her lameass (but wellhung) fiance are having a BBQ on the 4th. My Mother wanted me to drive up with her to Whorelando so we can eat some burnt cowflesh and other vittles. But it looks like the club will be busy so I'm on standby for Friday nite at least that's what I told my Mother. She said: What? You're not a stewardess.... Good point, but I don't think I can spend 6 - 7 hours in the car (up and back) with my maternal unit. I love her but I can only take her in doses, smaller doses. And I wanted to, but didn't point out to my Mother that stewardess is not a word in use any longer.
Inotherslavenews, I had drinks then dinner with the new potential slave, an interview. He's hired haha. But he was leaving right away to travel overseas for biz, so we didn't get to play, but he promised on his return, I could do what I want with him. I'm not sure yet what I will do to him, but it will probably involve ballkicking.
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