Cut & Pasters are Timewasters!

Received this meandering cut&paste email...

Cut & pasters are timewasters because they rarely, if ever, call or buy pay to views. This is the work of one hand typing and one hand fapping!

i told my exgf that she could have total control in our relationship and make me do anything. She got so into this she would tell me to go to adult theaters and have all who would like to get a beej could use my mouth like a cum dump. then started dressing me up before going up there and finally on the night of our breakup, new years eve, when we had a huge fight before we were supposed to go out and party, she had her best friend, a hot but butch Korean chick, totally fuck with me. i was alone at home and had a bunch of lingerie and put it on and heels, and at 1:30am i get a text come to the front door, your master Korean bitch Kathy is here. i was totally a slut at that point and open the door and she is there with 4 dudes, and they were all looking at me weird. so then Kathy says: Get down there and blast everyone off. so i had to give them all blowjobs. Kathy called my exgf and told her i was a gay slut and that she should have no concern for me other than how much more humiliating can i make him be. She has lost interest in humiliating me know, she has a new bf, so I need to be humiliated and forced to suck cock, please help me.