Should I or shouldn't I....

A friend came up with some evil ideas as to what I should do to the toad. Email me with yays or nays!

Sara - here are some new ideas.

I think you need to have a serious conversation with the Toad. Tell him that his coming up with the additional $7K to fully cover your tuition is a serious commitment on his part and you want to ensure that he is properly rewarded. Tell him that you have decided that if he comes through that you will allow him a sex act with you that he never dreamed would be allowed. Yes he can put "his" cock in your pussy and fuck you until you have an orgasm. After that you will give him your pussy and with your permission, he can fuck it as much as he wants. A dream come true for a little toad. I can't recall what the big event is that will lead to the availability for the next $7K but continue to play this up until then. Toad, I'll bet you can't stop thinking about actually putting your cock in my pussy.
Meanwhile borrow his credit card and order three items.

#1 A face dildo harness that allows a dildo to be inserted and strapped to a persons head, jutting out from approximately the area of the mouth.
#2 Pick what you consider to be the perfect dildo that you would like to be used on you, preferably one that also vibrates and will fit the harness in #1.
These first two are very common and easy to find.
#3 Is an artificial pussy. I've seen them before and they look like a round cylinder, sort of the shape of a thermos only larger in diameter. The outside is solid plastic and the inside has folds of soft plastic. Basically you lube up and fuck the thing like a real pussy. It has a "tightness" control and a vibrator control.

[I have to do a side bar - since you are probably thinking how could I be so pathetic to have such a thing as #3. While I did have one and have tried it. It is an interesting story of how it came into my possession. My brother and I bought a house together. I moved out to live with my girlfriend at the time and he got a roommate. A guy named Tim. Tim had credit problems and had actually served time in prison for credit related fraud, but this was unbeknownst to us at the time. He was the perfect tenant while my brother was around. Then my brother had extended work-related travel and left the until now perfect tenant Tim in place. What we did not know is that Tim had been working to steal my brother's identity. What we found out later is that the guy had a crack problem which he somehow kept under control. As soon as my brother left he reverted to bad habits of the past, used up all my brother's credit to go on a huge crack binge. So after no rent for several months and lots of phone calls, I take my 2 German Shephards and go to the house. Tim hasn't been seen in weeks. The house is full of about 6 crackhead types. Apparently when in prison Tim had acquired a taste for getting fucked in the ass. Two of the girls there were semi prostitutues who basically were hanging around, topping Tim and fucking him in the ass 3-4 times a day in return for a steady supply of crack he financed though my brother's credit. Well I used the dogs and chased them all out of there. Over the next few weeks all kinds of kinky sex toys came in the mail, not to mention quite a collection of dildos and strap on equipment. One day the fake pussy showed up also ordered by Tim in my brother's name. I've always thought this toy had some promise for Dom/sub play sort of like humiliating a guy by making him fuck a love doll.]

So back to Toad. On the big night you have Toad over, the $7K check in hand. He should still be in his CB3000 or whatever you are using. Nicely wrapped is a gift you have for him. You talk up about how he is finally going to get to fuck your with "his cock". I would cuff his hands behind his back and put him on his knees before you. If he protests you make it clear that while you might let his cock in your pussy you aren't giving up all control.

You give him the gift and have to open it for him. Of course it is the dildo and the harness. She Toad you now own a cock that is worthy of fucking me. You didn't really think I'd let that joke down below in me did you? That little cocktail weenie?

Now that you own this beautiful cock I've just given you, it is time for your reward, lets see if you can fuck me. Of course you put it on him and he gets a big treat of fucking you with that cock. I've done this several times and it really is a lot of fun (one girl played with her clit while I fucked her - her hips came about three feet off the bed she came so hard, quite a hot time!!) so while he will be crestfallen if he really believed you would actually allow his real cock to fuck you, it actually is a treat and fun to fuck a girl with one of these. It may take him awhile to really get the hang of it so be sure to humilate him, slap his face hard as you figure out how you best want him to use that thing on you. For $7K, that's quite a bit of devotion, I think you ought to cum for him. When you've had your pleasure you can of course thank him so much for fucking you with "his" big beautiful cock. Make it seem like this is the natural order of things, which it is for him.

Well then didn't you promise him he would get to fuck "your" pussy. Remind him of that. Unlock his chastity belt but keep his wrists cuffed. Somewhere in the room there should be one more present all wrapped up. Have him crawl over on his knees and pick it up by the ribbon with your teeth. "Oh Toad you shouldn't have, a gift for me?"

Of course inside is the artificial pussy. Isn't he a lucky Toad to get to fuck it? Since he gave it to you it is indeed "your pussy". I suggest the following. He damn well better have an erection. Sit back in a comfortable carm hair or couch. Position the fake pussy between the tops of your caves with the back pushing against the chair and you can angle it to meet the height of his dick and for you lean back to watch. For him he can come forward on his knees. Drip lots of lube on his cock and on the fake pussy. Have him stay vertical and allow him to walk his cock into that pussy and start fucking it. Of course if he leans forward slap his face and making him stay vertical. This is a great position since you can verbal abuse and slap his face while he finally gets to fuck "your pussy". Be very impatient and demanding, threaten to stop it and lock it back up if he doesn't come quickly etc.
After he comes have him lay on the floor below you. Take the fake pussy and have him lick up and swallow any of the mess he made in it. After all he does need to get used to the taste of cum doesn't he....

Tweeners....

Between alpha and beta males, there exists a limbo, an area where I indulge my sex needs, with service males. Service males may become alpha males, but are too young to flex the alpha muscles yet. Service males have big cocks, but just aren't alpha enough to garner that rare crown. Often, because they have big cocks, and service alot of pussies, they think they are king-shit alpha, but having a big cock isn't enough. Fucking a big service male's cock is really a sex toy experience for me, I'm just using his cock for my needs. I keep a few service males in rotation and then when the mood strikes, and I see someone hot I want to fuck (as long as he passes my cut-off for size), I fuck 'n' chuck. I usually like these fucks to be out-of-towners who aren't going to pester me with future booty calls. Am I a slut? Yes. And I love it.

And an email comment from a friend:

Somebody can be a service male indefinitely if all they ever learn to do is fuck. Someone could think they were a king-shit alpha if they just fucked hot women for years, while accomplishing nothing significant in their lives, and never really pleasing a woman outside of bed.

JUNE'S BIGGEST LOSER OF THE MONTH

You had thought I had forgotten the June Loser? Still, this nerd is no competition for the fierce Stinkbob. SerfNerd reports that hasn't had a girlfriend in a while, not even a girl nerd. He spends all of his free time playing video games, living in secondlife.com (he wouldn't show me his avatar, although I'm sure it's manly, unlike the nerd) and of course he surfs online for porn. I can't even turn him totally gay right now because no sane or sober man would let SerfNerd suck his dick with that tangle of orthodontia.

Penis Size?

I'm guessing barely 4". Here is an email from our underhung wimpty:

"Hey let me know if that works for you, because you know, just as well as I do, that there is a way bigger demand for dominate males, its easy for women to find a wussy, to kiss there ass.

So let me know if there is any kind of money at all running your Dominate - sub. program, because,if so.. I can get rice just running the same kind of listing, just being my self, and get rich doing it..

Good luck and let me know how it works for you...


PS. I forgot something, is it really that hard to find a dominate male... you got to run a listing pretending to want a sub. so you can trick men... so Really can, find a dominate man....come on..NOT cum on... all though.. that's what you really want..."

My Domme / submissive 'program' is doing just fine....But I'd like to see you put up a Dom male listing on Niteflirt and get 'rice' or rich for that matter. Dream on fagtoy. Get back to hand waxing your penis car.

P.S. Learn how to spell! Dominant males can spell dominant correctly

The Whore-path


I have asked my sister to write a few things for my blog when she has time, but she's always so busy, and unlike me, she hates to write. Since she reads my blog, this post is for her....

I was mentioning to a friend how I could have gone down a different path in life, one that my sister started on when she was in nursing school. After my mom divorced our dad and then our step-dad, life was not easy for us. My sister got a nursing school free ride (due to the nursing shortage). She was tired of being poor, and she was graced with being pretty and manipulative. My sister saw a way to make money, have nice clothes, jewelry, nice apartment, nice car and that was to sell access to her body for money.

In Miami area, there isn't a shortage of men willing to pay to fuck pretty young things, to make private arrangements. My sister attracted two sugar daddies and it was obvious to my mother what she was doing. My mother was distressed, would cry about it, I know how she got that BMW, didn't want my Nana to see any evidence of my sister's new lifestyle, because she claimed Nana would have a heart attack if she did. But right about this time, my sister was working in fatfuck's office part-time for the summer. Fatfuck loved to yell and exert a dictatorial control over his office staff. One time fatfuck called the office and began yelling at my sister on the phone and my sister yelled back. She didn't care if she got fired, she was only doing the job for her resume, it wasn't her source of income. Fatfuck changed his tune with her and even told her he liked how she yelled at him. She said he dropped some other hints, and they went out for drinks and then he got a hotel room, where she yelled at him, spanked him, kicked his balls and other assorted kinkiness for $$$. It was shortly thereafter, she dropped the sugar daddies and began domming fatfuck on a regular basis.

She told my mother she had given up X and Y (both married I might add) so my mother was quite relieved, but wasn't sure how my sister was going to keep up her high rent, her beemer lease etc., when she explained to my mother she now had a slave. (And she had another slave too, for a while.) This was an alien concept to my mother, and it still is. My mother can't understand how men will pay for such services. My mother is amused by the loser toad, but she still can't believe the seven thousand dollar bump-up that toad put toward my tuition. And that we haven't had sex! Well not the traditional sex at least, although I've told toad that letting him masturbate in the same room as me, is sex ;-)

So I want to thank you, my sister, for going down the whore-path so I didn't have to, for giving me a 'starter' slave, for being a bossy bitch, so I could learn that it is better to be a bitch. You get more. And more is better than less.

Rich Lil Dick

Rich Lil Dick, as I will call him lives, in Vegas, loves my blog and bitchy 'cattitude'. Wants to fly me and Jesse out there for a weekend of cuckoldry and cocksuckery. Rich Lil Dick is actually cute enough to date, but so underhung, you'd have to break out the tweezers to look for the splinter. I lured in the Lil Dick from a hot website I found where girls can troll for rich fools. Fuck Craigslist. I think Jesse was the selling point, he asked for more pics of Jesse, prolly jacking to them as I write this. But that's ok, because little cucks should be gay and gayer! The only problem is trying to squeeze such a weekend into everyone's schedule, especially Jesse's. And then my sister and Nicole both reminded me about if Jesse and I are out in Vegas burdened with a bunch of cash, we might park our asses in a casino and lose it all. So we are going to propose to Rich Lil Dick that he cum to Miami to be cucked and gayed. We can give him the whole 'circus' here. Jesse can't believe that guys will pay that kind of money to play. But I reminded him what fatfuck pays every other week and what toad just ante'd up for my tuition.

Lucky Number 7

A check for 7 large went toward my tuition for next semester courtesy of the toad. Toad sold one of his investments properties and bestowed this upon me. I was a bundle of nerves earlier in the week, not eating, not knowing if toad would come thru on his promise or if he would disappear into his toad hole, never to be seen again. I began the hunt for my 3rd stooge, worrying if I lost the toad, what I would do financially.

As a reward for the little toad, I told him I'd have a surprise for him. I think he had no idea what this might be: swapping saliva, dry humping, seeing my breasts, cuntlapping? I think the toad brain began to fritz in anticipation. The reward? I dildo'd myself in front of him, to screaming orgasm. I integrated some gay training into this dildo show, by making toad pick a cock pic for me to thrust by, and he did pick a huge cock pic to which I announced, oh yummy, I'm getting wet now, before I slid in my 8" fatboy.

I thought the little toad would faint, but somehow he managed to stay seated on the little chair I made him perch upon. When I was dil-done, I refused an unlocking, telling him my uber-hummer had exhausted me, wiped me out, now we needed to go out and get me something to eat. I promised the toad an unlocking the next nite.

I worked at the club on Friday nite and had toad pay a little visit to fetch my car keys and his dickie cage key. First he had to fuel up my car, and clean it out. I usually leave a pair of scented panties somewhere for the toad to find and sniff. Did I mention that he also had to jerk to a gay men's magazine I made him pick up and do the deed in his car? But I don't think his auto-eroticism (pun intended) was successful, although he claimed it was. I've come to know the toad, and I believe he was lying. But Nicole also pointed out later, a potential flaw with my plan, he could have jerked off in my car! Ewwwww. I should have only given him my car keys first, then had him return those before collecting his dick-key.

Toad also requested an additional unlocking on Saturday after cleaning my apartment, so I knew and confronted him that he had lied, and he finally admitted it was true, but didn't want to be punished. How much can a dominant bitch let slide re: a wimp slave's transgressions? He had just essentially given me seven thousand dollars. I pondered, should I let it go, but warn him of the consequences next time? Or should I keep it locked for a long period as punishment and to exert my control. Or should I unlock it and yell at him, what's the point toad if you won't be honest? I chose the latter, and made him beg for it to be locked up again. Slaves do crave their confinement, it becomes a little plastic web of security, of attachment to their Mistress. So the toad is safely locked again, and even hornier, and looking to do anything to get back in my good graces.

fatfucker

My sister drove down to Miami to do a 2 girl session w/ fatfuck and he bagged out on us, but as gracefully as a fatfucker could, by meeting us in the hotel bar for a quick drink, telling us he was too busy, let's do it sometime soon?

He did this 'too busy' bullshit to me earlier this year, and my sister said he did it to her, back when he was her slave. Busy? Not in the mood? Blood pressure too high? Who knows....

Nevertheless, he did slip us our cash.

Sara for Hire?

Sara, can I hire you to contact this girl I am dating, please please, tell her you used to date me and that I am a small dicked loser she should not even pay attention to, let alone date. I have been trying to break up with her, I don't call her, she calls me, I can't say no when she asks me out. The problem is I'm cute, smart and rake it in. Girls say I look like Ryan Phillippe. I should just go gay so I don't have to deal with girls. Please email her, call her, I'll pay you!

I don't think you need to hire me. Just take a shot of your 3 1/2" and email it to her with a notation:

Baby I can't wait to stick this into your hot twat. I jerk this thing 6 times a day thinking about your honeyhole. Sometimes I sit outside your place in my car and jerk it. And can you do me a favor, can you wear something super slutty for our next date. I want to be a walking hard-on till we get to do the tubesteak boogie!

If that doesn't get rid of her, I don't think anything will!

{Photo of our Loser giving the universal Loser sign}