slave josephine goes AWOL
Nicole is totally pissed at slave josephine. Apparently, this summer, unbeknownst to Nicole, slave josephine started dating someone at work. Josephine has a betaboy newspaper job, editing, proofreading or lay-out or something. Josephine hadn't dated anyone in years, and for the last 2 years has been in servitude to Nicole, but a summer intern nerdgirl started flirting with him and one thing led to another, and they starting going out. This is what josephine tearfully confessed to Nicole by cell phone and begged to be released as a slave to he could fulfill his destiny as a real man HARHARHAR a real man? Good luck with that josephine. Of course Nicole said NO, then slave josephine hung up on her.
Hell hath no fury like a Mistress scorned, Nicole is ready to break out her flamethrower. Who will do all her errands, clean her apartment, handwash her panties, handwash her Mustang, etc etc. Slaves never last, they burn out or they become delusional that they aren't submissive. Summer intern nerdgirl is back at school here in SoFlo and will see cuter younger nerdboys on campus and leave her summer crush behind. Then josephine will come crawling back....
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Wherefore art thou Stinkbob?
My most renowned, craziest 1-minute Niteflirt caller, slave Stinkbob, has gone disparu. I have emailed him numeroso times, I even confess I sent him a free minute to entice him to call me, but alas not even a peep from the Stinkbob. While I hope something terrible hasn't happened to him, I fear it has, and this is due to his old age and feeble health. And my detective skills tell me that his loyalty to me over the years means I don't think he's cheating on me with another Niteflirt Mistress. And his compulsion to send me emails about the stupidest things, well, his emails have dried up. Perhaps his phone service was shut off? said Taylor. Or perhaps, as my friend Sam suggested, he did go gay and no longer needs me. Well Stinkbob, maybe you went to the big gloryhole in the sky, if so, I bid you adios and faretheewell. And for those of you unacquainted with Stinkbob, click on the Stinkbob label for this post below to read about him and see the hideoso picture he sent me!
My most renowned, craziest 1-minute Niteflirt caller, slave Stinkbob, has gone disparu. I have emailed him numeroso times, I even confess I sent him a free minute to entice him to call me, but alas not even a peep from the Stinkbob. While I hope something terrible hasn't happened to him, I fear it has, and this is due to his old age and feeble health. And my detective skills tell me that his loyalty to me over the years means I don't think he's cheating on me with another Niteflirt Mistress. And his compulsion to send me emails about the stupidest things, well, his emails have dried up. Perhaps his phone service was shut off? said Taylor. Or perhaps, as my friend Sam suggested, he did go gay and no longer needs me. Well Stinkbob, maybe you went to the big gloryhole in the sky, if so, I bid you adios and faretheewell. And for those of you unacquainted with Stinkbob, click on the Stinkbob label for this post below to read about him and see the hideoso picture he sent me!
Bushwhacked
Pray that Bush breaks out his chewed up Bic Pen from his pencil protector pocket and signs this damn thing! My occupation and my sister's soon-to-be are highlighted.
August 11, 2008
Buried in Vast Higher-Education Bill Is Another Expansion of Loan Forgiveness
Washington — A little less than a year after it passed legislation to provide Stafford loan forgiveness to public servants, Congress has voted to expand the benefit for public-interest lawyers, early-childhood educators, and several other categories of borrowers.
The new programs, which are buried in a huge bill to renew the Higher Education Act (HR 4137) that awaits President Bush's signature, would provide loan forgiveness to borrowers who commit to working in a high-need, low-paying field for at least three years.
Public defenders and state and local prosecutors would enjoy the most forgiveness: up to $10,000 a year or $60,000 total. Civil legal-assistance lawyers would get slightly less: up to $6,000 a year, or $40,000 total.
Borrowers employed in several other "high need" occupations would get up to $2,000 a year, or $10,000 total. Among them are early-childhood educators, nurses, nurse practitioners, foreign-language specialists, librarians, child-welfare workers, speech-language pathologists and audiologists, school counselors, certain public-sector employees, nutrition professionals, medical specialists, mental-health professionals, dentists, physical therapists, and occupational therapists. Also covered are employees in science, technology, engineering, or mathematics; superintendents, principals, and other school administrators; and "highly qualified" teachers serving low-income or underrepresented students, or those with limited English proficiency.
Last year Congress forgave the remaining debt of borrowers who spend 10 years working for a government or tax-exempt organization and make monthly payments on their loans. In the new bill, lawmakers clarified that members of Congress are ineligible for the program.
Loan-forgiveness programs are designed to help employers recruit and retain employees in shortage areas.
Pray that Bush breaks out his chewed up Bic Pen from his pencil protector pocket and signs this damn thing! My occupation and my sister's soon-to-be are highlighted.
August 11, 2008
Buried in Vast Higher-Education Bill Is Another Expansion of Loan Forgiveness
Washington — A little less than a year after it passed legislation to provide Stafford loan forgiveness to public servants, Congress has voted to expand the benefit for public-interest lawyers, early-childhood educators, and several other categories of borrowers.
The new programs, which are buried in a huge bill to renew the Higher Education Act (HR 4137) that awaits President Bush's signature, would provide loan forgiveness to borrowers who commit to working in a high-need, low-paying field for at least three years.
Public defenders and state and local prosecutors would enjoy the most forgiveness: up to $10,000 a year or $60,000 total. Civil legal-assistance lawyers would get slightly less: up to $6,000 a year, or $40,000 total.
Borrowers employed in several other "high need" occupations would get up to $2,000 a year, or $10,000 total. Among them are early-childhood educators, nurses, nurse practitioners, foreign-language specialists, librarians, child-welfare workers, speech-language pathologists and audiologists, school counselors, certain public-sector employees, nutrition professionals, medical specialists, mental-health professionals, dentists, physical therapists, and occupational therapists. Also covered are employees in science, technology, engineering, or mathematics; superintendents, principals, and other school administrators; and "highly qualified" teachers serving low-income or underrepresented students, or those with limited English proficiency.
Last year Congress forgave the remaining debt of borrowers who spend 10 years working for a government or tax-exempt organization and make monthly payments on their loans. In the new bill, lawmakers clarified that members of Congress are ineligible for the program.
Loan-forgiveness programs are designed to help employers recruit and retain employees in shortage areas.
Sunday, August 03, 2008
Dikdiks
Ever since I started using this term, it has taken over the lexicon of my friends and my sister, et al. I'm sure the term will soon spread beyond the Floridian peninsula and take over the world! Dikdiks are small African antelopes hunted by lions. They run in herds, their only protection.
What a dikdik! Check out that dikdik! I have a new dikdik! We use it to indicate a subby male, wimp, loser, lil dickie boy, slave. And especially one that is hunted down and caught by the aggressive alpha female lionesses. Easy prey after a lil chase (lick chops).
Nicki has wondered why I haven't been hunting dikdiks at my dayjob. But, I rarely have interaction or even see the doctor dikdiks. And the doctors I do see are the young residents or interns who probably have no bank. In the age of managed care, doctors don't make what they used to back in the heyday of free-billing, unless they are plastic surgeons, heart surgeons, brain surgeons or fertility specialists (latter take almost 100% cash payments only and charge huge fees of at least $20K per couple). I'm lucky to already have fatfuck, tho one couldn't call ff a dikdik, call him a hippo!
Ever since I started using this term, it has taken over the lexicon of my friends and my sister, et al. I'm sure the term will soon spread beyond the Floridian peninsula and take over the world! Dikdiks are small African antelopes hunted by lions. They run in herds, their only protection.
What a dikdik! Check out that dikdik! I have a new dikdik! We use it to indicate a subby male, wimp, loser, lil dickie boy, slave. And especially one that is hunted down and caught by the aggressive alpha female lionesses. Easy prey after a lil chase (lick chops).
Nicki has wondered why I haven't been hunting dikdiks at my dayjob. But, I rarely have interaction or even see the doctor dikdiks. And the doctors I do see are the young residents or interns who probably have no bank. In the age of managed care, doctors don't make what they used to back in the heyday of free-billing, unless they are plastic surgeons, heart surgeons, brain surgeons or fertility specialists (latter take almost 100% cash payments only and charge huge fees of at least $20K per couple). I'm lucky to already have fatfuck, tho one couldn't call ff a dikdik, call him a hippo!
Dr. Kickballs
Nicki, my mentor, at long last, returns to kicking balls. She is on the outs with her bf who had previously and unilaterally enforced his NO PUSSYBOY SLAVES rule. "I'm all the man you need." Yeah yeah every girl has heard that before (snore). So she is taking on a session slave. Since she plies the nursing trade, her hunting ground is the hospital, she has captured a squirmy lil dikdik who I will call Dr. Kickballs. Dr. Kickballs is a jewish physician in his early 40's, not overweight like fatfuck, but married, marriage running on inertia. Still he confessed he could not cheat on his wife, since it would cause him too much guilt, yeah right, it might cost him too much $ if she found out and divorced his ass. He masturbates to kinky fantasies, it takes a lot of kinky stuff in his head, he confessed to Nicki, to get him off. He thinks it will be alot of fun to actually do it, and get off to it. At $500 a session, Nicki is happy to oblige. She is going back to school to become a nurse practitioner and has to cut back her work schedule to do the school thing. So having a session slave is perfect. $500 for a few hours is like a 12 hour nursing shift, except no taxes taken out of the pay. She's also trying to hunt and cull one more dikdik out of the herd. I'll post the details as soon as I have the hunting report from Nicki.
Nicki, my mentor, at long last, returns to kicking balls. She is on the outs with her bf who had previously and unilaterally enforced his NO PUSSYBOY SLAVES rule. "I'm all the man you need." Yeah yeah every girl has heard that before (snore). So she is taking on a session slave. Since she plies the nursing trade, her hunting ground is the hospital, she has captured a squirmy lil dikdik who I will call Dr. Kickballs. Dr. Kickballs is a jewish physician in his early 40's, not overweight like fatfuck, but married, marriage running on inertia. Still he confessed he could not cheat on his wife, since it would cause him too much guilt, yeah right, it might cost him too much $ if she found out and divorced his ass. He masturbates to kinky fantasies, it takes a lot of kinky stuff in his head, he confessed to Nicki, to get him off. He thinks it will be alot of fun to actually do it, and get off to it. At $500 a session, Nicki is happy to oblige. She is going back to school to become a nurse practitioner and has to cut back her work schedule to do the school thing. So having a session slave is perfect. $500 for a few hours is like a 12 hour nursing shift, except no taxes taken out of the pay. She's also trying to hunt and cull one more dikdik out of the herd. I'll post the details as soon as I have the hunting report from Nicki.
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