Flipflopper

hello Your Highness, i was wondering if i may offer you my services as a footslave/ shoe cleaner? im very well trained at sucking and licking worn shoes until they look like brand new... i do not seek to have any sexual interactions, but to serve as a shoe cleaning slave or service slave ... my last domes trained me as to being very good in making their flipflops and sandals look like they were never worn... and if you wish i can clean your shoes on cam for you as well - but my point is ill work my hardest to have them spotless, sucking on each toe print for hours if need be :) i would be willing to pay for all mailing expenses Ma'm but i cant afford anything more than that but please let my tongue work for you.

Note the misspelling of Dommes, or maybe he did mean Domes. Maybe in an alternative dimension, Domes did train him to lick flipflops. But my question is, who is the footlicker in the photo, nerd boy or his friend, the Yeti?

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Peg-ass-us Update

The Sobe Manslut chickened out bawk bawk bawk bawk. Not only did he chicken out, he emailed me and said he had moved out of the area! My strap on chased him out of town, hahahaha. What a wimp.

Nicole won't let me borrow Josephine!

Nicole has a very obedient boy friday
named Josephine. Josephine runs all her errands,
hand washes all her dance 'apparel', wipes or polishes
her heels and boots, fluffs our her feather boas, ok
I made that one up, but you get the picture.

I want to borrow slave Josephine to do a little photo
shoot that a Niteflirter is willing to pay for, to show
me trampling some gobbler and gizzards. While wearing
panty hose. I think Nicole is afraid I might steal
Josephine, she told me, get your own damn slave to do
the photo shoot! Fatfuck won't appear in pictures and
even if he did, he would turn anyone who gazed upon his
tangle of nads and pubes, into stone. And the toad,
well, his mushroom patch isn't any prettier.

I'll have to call Waygay, my gayboy, except
he'll expect to be paid as well. I guess the price
for the photo shoot just went up!

Peg-ass-us

Tomorrow nite, I will be pulling a bait and switch. I have been trying to hook up with a Sobe manslut who has been fantasizing about an aggressive pegging, but then as soon as I have the date set up, he backs out. I hate when a manslut disconnects from his fantasy as soon as he jags off. He also likes to play with expensive escorts, so we set up my girlfriend, Taylor, with an ad on the net, and he bit the bait. The switch is that I will be showing up with my strap-on. Let the pegging begin!

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Fright Night

What would Halloween have been without a big fright! No, it wasn't Fatfuck gobbling cock and balls. It was Naughty Nurse Nicole's big Halloween Treat. A Fleet Enema! I don't think Nicole and I have recovered after having to stick the enema probe into Fatfuck's big fat hairy ass. Then we ran for our lives!