A Fish Named Dandy


Taylor is getting some nibbles on her hook. Nicole and I are high and dry. I think Nic and I need to go out and get our drink on and commiserate. The fishy nibbling on Taylor's hook is a FAG, but she claims he's not a fag. She says if it were like 100 years ago, he'd be called a Dandy. Yeah, well in my book Dandy spells FAG. Taylor and the Dandy Fop already have their first dining experience set up. This means 'fee paid' dining experience. Dandy wants to spank Taylor. This means 'fee paid' spanking experience.

Taylor claims to have the nicest, most spankable ass of all of us. Nicole says her ass is slightly superior. I dare not put my ass into this 'Bring It On' contest because I'd need to add poundage to build spankable meat. Taylor looks more for Sugar Daddies than slaves. It's more about the money to her than what she has to do or give up to get it. Being able to intoxicate herself with shopping afterward is worth the price of what she has to 'pay'. Nicole thinks Taylor is like a crack whore, but shopping is her crack.

UPdate: Dandy fagged out on the dining experience! Taylor was UPset. I told her she shouldn't have wasted so much time titillating him on cellie phone & txt & email before their meeting, because Dandy was probably yankee doodling the macaroni in his pantalones.

The Idiot - MIA in MIAMI!!!

Nicole = pissed. The idiot was supposed to have a date with her on Friday. This meant he was supposed to go to the strip club and spend lots of $$$ on Nicole. He was a no-show! Not only that, but Nicole kept ringing his cell phone to find out where his flabby ass was and all she got = voicemail. So she asked me to call his cell phone to see if he was dodging her #. I got voicemail too. I said maybe he fell asleep in his reclino-lounger and snoozed right thru his date. But he's still not answering today. So she's ultra-pissed. She asked me if it's possible she churned, turned and burned him faster than other slaves. This would be like 2 weeks. She tallied the take in her evil calculator brain. "Oh well, if he's done, at least I got $2,750."

Dinner with the Idiot!

Nicole and I went to dinner with the idiot. Of course, our intention was that he would have to pay in more ways that one. It was well worth it to him to shell out $500 plus dinner on his Amex to be seen with 2 beautiful girls. And he probably went home and j.o.'d altho Nicole told him to take a cold shower. We were planning to punish slave idiot in a session, but he claimed to be too nervous to do that yet. Call this dinner the icebreaker pre: the ballbreaker!

We also pretty much ignored slave idiot the whole nite, meaning we didn't really talk with him except to get some crucial information to use against him later. At one point, when he did say something, Nicole said to me: 'Did you hear something?' Me: 'No, it was an echo, the acoustics in this place are terrible.' Then she and I kept talking. He had told Nicole before our 'date' that he wanted us to order really expensive stuff off the menu and not even eat more than a few bites of, meaning waste food, which isn't any problem for me, because I usually only eat a few bites anyway. Then we made the waiter dude clear the plates into one styrofoam 'doggie-bag' container, incl. stuff Nicole and I had spit out or pre-chewed haha, and this was supposed to be idiot's late nite snack. Nicole said it would be better than eating pussy. Yum!

So for his punishment session, Nicole is planning to make him wear a bra and panties, due to his moobs!!! Man-boobs, see pic above. However, we didn't know his chest size....to get the right bra size. But men are so gullible and information can be extracted from them so easily by a pretty girl.

Me: So Idiot, Nicole emailed me the pic you sent her, since she wanted to show you off to all of her girlfriends

Idiot: {doesn't say anything, but I bet he starts a 'wittle' tent party in his pants}

Me: It looks like you used to lift weights alot, like you used to be a bodybuilder, your chest looks very developed

Nicole: {has to stop herself from cracking up, acts like she is choking / coughing}

Idiot: I still work out, girls thought I was a bodybuilder when I was younger, I worked out a lot then, 3 hours a day

Me: What is your chest size now?

Idiot: My chest size is my shirt size. I'm a 48.

Nicole laughed with me later, god I hope they have size 48 bras at Walmart! Ewwwwwww. I mean where else will we be able to buy a biggie-sized over-the-shoulder-manboob-holder?

Nicole's New Slave

Nicole has a new slave named idiot. She asked him to email her a pic of him so she could show him off to her girlfriends. A picture tells a thousand words. And all of them are GAY!!! Why, if you're 55 and rotundo, do you feel the need to get a tribal tatt??? What, so you can look hotter on the beach?!?! Looks like he dyes his hair and shaves his chest too, probably because the chest hair looked like old gray pubes. I know, he wanted to show off his moobs (man boobs). Anyway, I am supposed to punish slave idiot with Nicole sometime in the next few weeks. Nicole will then join me in punishing fatfuck next time I get that fat walrus in my clutches. Now Nicole and I have to decide what to do at these sessions to make them extra memorable.

GAYPRIL's Losers of the Month!


I am calling these Losers 'Wayne and Garth', I mean check it. I'm not even sure which of the dos fagitos emailed me, but fagito email went like this:

urr hott, my msn id is xxxxxx IM me baby I want to lick urr pussy...

one of these fagitos think this pic is hott enuf 2 get me wett enuf 2 IM him???? I mean please superfags, cybersex went out like 10 years ago, sexting messages are in now. Get with the times fagitos! Better yet, lick each other's hairy parts, cuz I don't sext with fags. You, as in both of you nameless fags, are Gaypril's Losers of the Month!!! PS Garth -- gunfingers are gay....

Lots of Leis



Dear Sara

I use any party as an excuse to dress up like a girl, Halloween, Mardi Gras, Hawaiian Luau. Here is a pic of me as proof. Girls seem to get into it, they'll say that I'm embracing my feminine side, but don't call me a sissy or anything. Guys will call me a sissy faggot. I don't even dress up otherwise, just a few times a year. I don't wear girlie panties or anything, just costumes. I want to date girls, but I'm really shy to ask them out. I have a 7" dick. I don't even want to suck cock though I would suck a girl's strapon or take it from a girl in the ass. Am I a sissy?

Deaner


Yes, I vote sissy with a touch of faggot! Just feel lucky I didn't nominate you as my Gaypril Loser of the Month!

oxyMORON



Miss Sara, i'm single & live alone. i admit i do sometimes fantasize about sucking a real cock so i was intrigued to read that You turn men gay. i'm not gay and very very hetero but admit i havent had a date with a girl in over 4 years. i'm on cam dressed like a sissy whore to try and get money from real men. i even put fake tan on around my bra and now i look as if i have real white tits what used to look like manboobs. my hot cam shots are attached for Your amusement Miss Sara.

Saying you are very very hetero is an oxymoron