More Mas or No Mas!

The Dream Interpreted

First of all, Nicole read this and said FUCK! Why isn't this already a goddamn reality show!!!!

Several of my devotees have offered dream interpretations, but peewee, with his superior investigative abilities has offered the most perceptive (I think):

Interpretation #1:

"Sara, an interesting insight into your sub-conscious! Perhaps you fear that you will lose the loyalty & income from your beta wimps if you opt to take a real man into your life? Let me just assure you that this is NOT the case. Your slaves, cucks & wimps worship you, and we DO understand & accept your need for a real man. There will not be any cry of "no mas" from me, or any other of your beta wimps, if you do ever decide to share your life with a real man. Our devotion & our money will continue for as long as you allow!"

Interpretation #2:

"Of course, the dream could be interpreted differently! You may have been subconsciously exploring your unorthodox need for submissive beta males and the adoration and money they offer. Your dream transposed your slaves, wimps & cucks with the threat of losing them, and all they provide, by conforming to conventional urges for a real man. Hence the 'booby prize' tag assigned to the Alpha male. Maybe your dream was trying to tell you that you would be happiest with a loving beta male at your feet, who will lavish you with gifts and adoration whilst understanding your basic needs for a real man's cock without it representing a negative.

If you ever do decide that you want to find, and settle down with, a beta male who understands his role as your real time cuckold, please let me know. I would love to be considered and would do everything to make you happy."

Mas or No Mas

I love how the translation for the Spanish version of Deal or No Deal, is More or No More! I would never press the button. I had a dream or a nightmare the other nite, it was Mas or No Mas and it was hosted by Shamwow Vince, technically that's what made it a nightmare. Shamwow Vince does a sh*tty Spanish version of his Shamwow commercial on the Spanish channels down here.

Back to my nightmare, little beta wimps were standing on risers holding up their briefcases of money, what I could take from them, everything from a footsieboy toting a $20 "I'll take you to get your toenails painted" case to the bigger 6 figure pay-outs. I was doing pretty well, in this version of the show, I could theoretically get to keep what was in every briefcase, but it seems the format of my dream Mas or No Mas was slightly different.

I had to stay away from one booby-trapped briefcase, if I hit it, that would mean I would lose everything, even my pedicures. This briefcase was being held by a real man, not a wimp, slave, slut, cuck, loser or fag. So it was a test to see if I could stay away from the real man, who would booby-trap my rake. All the wimps, slaves, sluts, cucks, losers and fags I'd relieved of their baggage were crying, because if I didn't hit the booby-trap, they wouldn't get their money back.

Then the dream ended because my f*cking alarm clock went off, so I'll never know if I managed to clean out all the McWimpies or if I hit the booby-trap. It's a shame we can't have dreams begin where they ended the morning or nite before, that we can't TIVO them and make them play out to their logical or even illogical conclusion. All I can say is that money dreams make my pussy as wet as sex dreams. After I got out of bed, I used the shower spray and made myself cum several times while daydreaming: if it only it had been real, if only it had been real....

Sexual Zeitgeist

Nicole began stripping right about the time I began on Keen which then became Niteflirt. Nicole and I have both noticed the sexual zeitgeist of the universe has shifted since 2003. Sayonara vanilla! Men are into 57 flavors of cock and humiliation. You would think that a guy with Nicole's boobies bouncing in his face would be thinking about boobies and pussy, but Nicole reports that guys now beg her to make them suck cock, to pimp them out. They also want to be humiliated by being face-slapped, spit on, to have her spit or drool in their mouth (this is a kiss she tells them), worship her heels, be forced to crawl like her pet. The manager of the club has made it known to limit this type of play to the more private areas, not to spank the girls for doing it, but to make it less of a circus spectacle for the other patrons of the club.

Nicole has been sending her cocksuckers to an ABS on Route 41, kinda in the vicinity of the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. So any given nite, Nicole dispatches her cocksuckers, who must pay a pimping fee, of course, and they return later and pay even more to tell her about how they sucked a cock for her, how they're even hornier, can they go jerk off in the men's room, or their car, pay her a jerk-off fee? While she is collecting her lapdance or other fees and taxes, e.g., gay taxes, pimp taxes, jerk fees, boobies are in their face, but the boobies might as well be in outer space, because they only thing that is in their world, is cock.

Buzzzz

Parties are in, bottle hostesses are out? The economy is to blame, my quasi-boss laments, but it's not all doom and gloom....

People want to escape, people want to go to a party! So clubs are throwing more parties, promoting more of a party atmosphere. Model-esque bottle hostesses are disappearing, and the point is? That was my old job. But at least there are other ways to sling drinks besides overcharging for a bottle of Grey Goose and set-ups.

Click for the story from the NY Times. Truly the authority on the Miami Club Scene duh huh?

Miami Club Buzz

BTW, club Louis is where Shamwow Vince picked up the blonde naughty hottie who he later SlapChopped.

Bikini BDSM!

Nicole reports that slave idiot came crawling back for more wallet rapery (if that is a word) and humiliation. I assume he paid off his Amex, and couldn't stay away from Nicole's magnetic pull. Since Nicole's other slave poolboy is traveling for biz and isn't expected back till early May, Nicole is planning to win cash and prizes from her idiot. She has a shopping foray scheduled this week.

I will be seeing fatfuck on Wednesday, perhaps I can extract a shopping spree from my slave. He did pay for a bikini recently that I humiliated him with by whipping his fuzzy face with the bikini top and stuffing the bottoms into his mouth while I kicked his fuzzy nuts. Bikini BDSM!