SHARK SIGHTING


Slave 'hopefuls' solicit themselves via email, begging to serve. Some even include photos, as you've seen posted on my blog. Those who value discretion, crop or blur out their faces. I nominate the above photo as the most unique photo cropping, I actually laughed, but no, he's not rich or kinky enough for me to add to my 'harem'.

March Biggest Loser of the Month: Brian le Boob


Dear Sara

I hope you will make me the loser of the month. I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years. The last girlfriend I had convinced me to pay for her plastic surgery. Idiot (me) paid for her to get a 'boob job'. As soon as she got that, she broke up with me. She only had sex with me twice and also made me take her shopping, that was basically how we 'dated'. We went shopping, I bought her things, then we went out to dinner. Then she would get some cash out of me, so she could go out with her 'friends'. And she took things out of my house, if she liked something: a framed print, an espresso machine, an oriental rug, those things and more all went to her apartment. Then this pretty married woman at work, she was going through a divorce, I lent her money to help her out, thousands over 6 months. She left the company, and moved out of the area after the divorce was finalized. I thought we would start dating as soon as she divorced, at least that's what she led me to believe. I'm so pathetic, a real idiot. Please punish me by making me the loser of the month I beg of you.

Brian

Consider it done! Sara

Antonio a no-go

I had a brief thing for Antonio, a big black bull bouncer at Nicole's club. He danced at my birthday party and I licked frosting off of his huge cock. I fantasized about adding him to my 'rotation' and we exchanged some nasty txt msgs. But he lives over an hour away without traffic and 99% of his pussy is closer to his crib. Plus he hooks up from the club. And last but not least, Nicole calls him a pig. If Nicole calls someone a pig, then he's a real pig. Nicole's pig measuring stick has more porkish tolerance. Nicole says fuck'm there's more BBC in the sea. We need to book a deep sea fishing trip.

IKEA has nothing to worry about...


Dear Sara

I am from Scandinavia, but live in New York City now and I import items from Scandivania to American stores, many clogs, beautiful sweaters. I would like to send you anything you want. Tell me your sizes. You are so beautiful. You would look so sexy in one of my sweaters.

Pelle


Dear Pelle Poodleboy

First of all, I live in Florida, it's tropical down here. I own one sweater, it's beige silk and not too hot, and I've only worn it on trips out of Florida or if it's chilly up in Central or Northern Florida when I visit friends or family. And I don't do clogs. So if you want a doll to dress up, look elsewhere. If you want to buy me some things to wear appropriate to where I live, send me a gift cert online.

Sara

Queereye

Queereye and I were having a dining experience this past Sunday which he cut short to get home to watch the Oscars. What a fag! Or as my friend remarked, must not have TIVO. But I think he really wanted to rush home to see all the actresses in their oh-so-pretty designer gowns. I'm sure that made his peenie quite excited!
And he denies he's gay! How can he when he looks like this!