Trick or Treat!

It's going to be a fatfuck Halloween!

I must plan something special for my fat slave.

Maybe 2 cocks for him to suck (instead of just 1)....

Richest Sissy in the World Part Duh



Thanks to my friend Sam for finding the pic of Sergey Brin looking like a Kazakh farmer's daughter on her wedding day. No, it wasn't Halloween. Scroll below for my post on how Sergey should become my billionaire sissy bitch.

Richest Sissy in the World!

I haven't been able to find the picture I want to post on my blog of Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google. Supposedly, there is a pic of him, crossdressed, not a Halloween costume.

But I think I know what happened to the mystery photo. Sergey has a small army of cubicle farmers spidering for this picture, it must be eliminated! Since Google now owns blogspot, if my blog disappears and my craptop is sizzled by the Goodle Earth deathray, you will know why. But seriously, I do want a rich slave, a billionaire sissy, a bossy bitchy beautiful girl can dream, no?

And now for your viewing pleasure, Sergey 'en' Speedo.

Hello Goddess,

My name is Josh. I am seeking a longterm cuckold marriage relationship. I am looking to create a wonderful relationship with my life partner where we exchange a lot of love and affection. I am seeking my wife to have me submit to hardcore BDSM and REQUIRE me to eventually submit to having a radical penectomy (total penis removal) performed on me.

I live in LA and have an excellent job. I hope you are intrigued and would like to start the process of learning more about each other to build what we both desire and need for a lifetime.

Josh

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Hmmmm at first the Josh above does not look like the type of guy who needs a penectomy, until he sends me this next photo...and then I see he needs more than a penectomy, he needs to be transformed into a complete girlie or become a gayed clittie boy.

Tom from Myspace needs to be my bitch!

OK we all know Tom, the geeky guy who everyone gets as their first friend when they sign up on Myspace. Supposedly Tom is real, and is one of the dotcomboys who made big bank when Myspace was bought out for billions. So yes, it would be fun to have Tom as my rich little bitchboy. Just looking at Tom, I think he probably wanks it too much, spends hours surfing internet porn, and really needs a bossy girl to keep him under her thumb. So Tom, if you should happen to read my little blog entry, and it made your lil peen hard, it's playtime!

Dear Mistress Sara,

I will do anything for you, anything, as long as I can indulge my fetish. I want to motorboat your tits. Ok, let me know!

All I can say is hmmmmm. Let me say that again hmmmmm. This one is beyond my comprehension. Sara

Looking for stunningly gorgeous fuckdoll

Annoying sleaze contacts me. Nevermind that I'm not an escort, since he's new to nf, he probably doesn't realize this isn't Eros. His cut&paste email:

I travel alot. I want a fuckdoll to show up to my hotel. You would be there to fuck. Try not to talk unless you are good at talking dirty. Let's have some NSA fun. No encumbrances. Pay is good.

My response:

Today is your lucky day. You contacted the right girl even tho you didn't read my listings. Do I have a fuckdoll for you.



I like the Jesse Jane model myself. It has hair you can pull. So bring your fuckdoll to a hotel room and blow it up, don't forget your bicycle pump! I'll show up at your hotel room with one of my friends. We'll set you back several thousand to watch you fuck your dolly. If you're lucky, we'll laugh and cheer you on!

Expect us to drink room service champagne and eat the $20 jar of macadamia nuts from the mini-bar. Maybe we'll take digital pictures so you can always remember how much fun it was to stick your dickie into the fuckdoll's holes. You asked for NSA and no encumbrances, what better fuckdoll than one you can throw away when you're done!

Everyone wants to move to sunny Florida!

Hello Ma'am,

it is natures way for you to lead and for man to follow.

for you to mold, shape, train and control 24/7 long term
for all of your pleasures.

if it isn't true then why did nature provide on the male a
pop up handle you can call forth anytime you choose to lead him by.
and also place it at just the perfect height for your hand
to reach without an effort.

i will relocate to florida at the snap of your fingers.
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I ignore him.
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A few hours later, I receive another email:

I will put my relocation on hold ma'am.
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Well hmmm I'm glad we straightened that out.