The Fake Titty Epidemic


Nicole is pissed again.... When is she not pissed.... This time she is pissed because one of the other girls at the club, Lori, nailed a whale who had been coming in and Nicole felt she had a good shot at getting him, but didn't. Ray is some hotshit hotshot attorney in his 50's with big bucks. He sent Lori roses at the club. I asked Nicole, why would he go for Lori and not you.... Nicole said TITS! Big fake ones, scary grapefruits, silicone sacs, bolt-ons! Nicole refuses to succomb to Miami's fake titty epidemic.

Nota bene: A friend pointed out there is another reason why the whale most likely went to Lori. Lori is 22 playing 21 and Nicole is 27 playing 23 forever. 23 gets harder to pull off every year that passes.