toad

Everyone wants to know, what is up with the toad? He has been flaky lately. He doesn't want to stay locked up, which has been my primary modicum (haha) of control over the little runt. I have been using my spy, Senora, our shared cleaning lady, to suss out what has been going on at the toad abode. Senora reports that toad has been dating!!! Without my permission. Someone from work apparently. And not a dude! But a woman who looks like a dude. So he is still gay, I can breathe a sigh of relief. But bottom line is he just hasn't been a good toad lately, the $$$ tributes have been drying up. All slaves burn out eventually, it's been a year, a wild year for the toad. I lifted him out of loser obscurity and gave him a purpose in life, to worship me. I paid attention to his little weenis. I certified him as gay. I made family appearances, much to my displeasure, but hey they were paid gigs. Sometimes toad has been known to redeem himself at the last minute, sensing that I am pissed off and about ready to dismiss him. But I am tired of this hot / cold game with him, it makes me feel like he is topping from the bottom. I need to replace him.

I have a few prospects, including Hairball and Queereye, as possible replacements for my fading toad....

Hairball lives in St. Pete and is old enough to be my grandfather. He insists he just wants a pretty girl to take out to dinner when he makes his twice monthly jaunts to Miami to see a relative. And he wants to lick the kitty. But kitty-licking has to be earned. He claims he is not enslavable. He has not desire to submit. He complains he is tired of the golddiggers and sugar babies who have been trying to scheme him out of his money. Hmmmm what am I then?

Queereye is a fag-in-denial. He thinks he's straight, but any man who says to me that he is a stylish dresser and has a passion for interior decor, well, that dude's a FAG! I need to own him. I picture him naked with a dog collar crawling around at my feet. He won't even be permitted to talk, that would be too annoying. He would just have to whimper and beg. I will throw him those little doggie treats when he's been a good boy. You better believe he will have to eat them! {My sister and I used to make our step-brother Alex eat dog treats, so it would be fun to revisit one of my earliest humiliations.}

Divine Goddess,

I am an italian man who lives near Milan,
a free professional with his own business.
I live in my home alone, without relations.
I am 43 yo, 185 cm tall, 70 kg weight
I am a Female-Ass slave. I love to like ass
and live under your ass, better to You have hair there.
I dream to be your slave, I can travel to You
if You need my tongue services, or,
better, I can hospite You here in Italy
(all the time You want and need), and if You want
to visit this wonderful country, I can be your slave and
to You my Princess.
Your Ass-slave Andrea

Being half-Italian, I would love to go to Italy and see where my ancestors lived, and Ass-slave Andrea should pay for it! But ewwwww, one look at Ass-slave and his uncircumcised aardvark....My Milano travel plans are shelved....

Huh?

I want to date mistress some one that is a member or true dating servoces a women wants to talk or mail me &i can,t reply unless i give info to join &i will not do that &yes i know that it could be a skam &that she doesn,t excist only a ploy to joirn a pron site that is why ia,m asking for someone to be a go between so i can give her my email add. pls help me mistress sincerly fred

Well I'll post it on my blog fred. If any women want to talk to you or mail you and don't require anything from you or proof of a rabies vaccine, they can let me know!

My Funny Valentines

fatfuck

I saw fatfuck for a session on Wednesday. I had texted him before the session that I had a Valentine's surprise for him, and he better have one for me! I wore my sexy, slutty red fishnets, thong, bustiere outfit that some of you may have seen in my picture pack.... At the session I fucked my pussy with my red jelly double dong and made him suck the other cock head. I thought he was going to pass out. Sound the alarm!

I collected an additional $300 for Valentine's altho I told him I was disappointed he didn't have a gift for me and bemoaned I don't feel special to him anymore. He begged and pleaded for forgiveness, that he has been so busy pricking faces and g-spots and so many of his clients request him and only him, not any of his 'associates'. I told him at our next session, he better show his appreciation for his Mistress, we shall see.

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No Valentine-y Action from Waygay

I am pissed at Waygay. He told me he probably won't need me to faux again till June for his birthday, and then again in August for Granny's. I told him I can't wait that long and that he needs to put me on a monthly retainer if he wants me to be available in the future. He was taken aback, but said he would work on it. This either means he was blowing me off, or he will beat up some of his old queen slaves for the $$$. Again, we shall see.

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My Valentine's Dinner with X




STOP asking me to reveal X's identity. I've been sworn to secrecy and I won't break my oath. Besides, he's not famous to look at, well maybe some of you might recognize him, altho he's more famous for what he does. OK that's enough clues. X took me to dinner for Valentine's. And give me Godiva chocolates. Since X is diabetic, he can live vicariously. He'd probably get off watching me eat chocolates. But since I'm anorexic, the box of chocolates might as well be litter box turdettes. I'm going to drop off the box at Nicole's strip joint dressing room and see Antonio the big bouncer who fucked my birthday cake. I'm in the mood to suck cock.

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Jesse

A few of you have asked about Jesse, my former most favorite fucktoy. Well, he is seeing someone, how dare he!?! And he is reserving his cock for that one lucky pussy. I never knew him to show such restraint, he's 'dated' girls before, but still fucked me, now I don't know what's going on. And he won't return my calls.

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Fucktoys

So I only have Timmer (Tim, Timoteo, the Timp, Timbo, Tim-fuk-u) who if he's not too drunk, has a huge whiteboy dick and can last a lonnnngggg time, and Arion, my Lenny Kravitz look-alike. But Arion has a huge rotation (meaning alot of girls who want his dick and he wants to service them all), so I don't get to see him as much as I would like. I just totally get into the way he treats me in bed, you know, like a slut. I want to add Antonio to my own rotation. And maybe one more guy. It's time to go hunting for cock at the clubs. Nicole is in a cock hunting mood too. She's been fucking too much for $$ she says haha, she wants to fuck for fuck's sake!!!

X

I have a repeat dinner date who has asked me not to give away his identity on my blog. If I revealed, he would be a known entity to 100% of my bloggies, so I shall call him 'X'. X pays me to dine with him once a week or so. He's not submissive, so I can't domme him, he has no fetish or freaky fantasy I can indulge, so I can't use him. He does love my stories about my 'pussybois', especially, 'the little toad'. It's hard to believe someone just enjoys spending time with me. Sex? No. X weighs as much as fatfuck, altho X is tall. And X is older, has health problems, diabetes being one of them. I asked X if he was the Mystery Spanker at my party and he said no, he wishes!