No Perfume No Lipstick No Nails!

Ember, who has been running her successful Loser Dating Service, recently placed a profile on a Sugar Daddy website to troll for more losers for paid dating. She hasn't found any paid date material yet, but give Ember time to work her magic. She said it took a few weeks before she wore down some of the losers on the dating websites into realizing the only way they were going to score a date with a pretty girl, meaning Ember, was if they paid.

I also reminded her of my thrilling experiences on a Sugar Daddy website, when I was trolling for slaves. I got responses like: I will fuck the dominance out of you! Willing to pay for Greek vacations! ...etc etc ad nauseum... Rarely did I find someone who was worth my time and inclination. Ember is finding, since she's one of the new profiles, that everyone has been winging her emails, including the most popular email of all time: Hello. Yes, the one word Hello email. So creative. I told her just to fuck with the wimpy Hello emailers, to send them an email back saying: Hello.

But she did get an interesting email from a guy whose wife must be on his trail!

"You hot 20's sexy slender. No perfume no lipstick no nails.
Be available for afternoon quickies on my way home from work.
Your air conditioner should be working. No fans. Yes that
means you host."

I guess he must have sweated it out with someone who didn't have A/C which is hard to imagine in SoFlo. The wicked bitch in me says we should have him show up at my place where we then douse him in perfume and write on him with lipstick and take the money from his wallet and kick him in the balls. Something tells me he might like it. And beg for more. "Ruin me bitches, just ruin me! Yes, my wife thinks I fuck around on her. Yes, I'm pussywhipped. Turn off the air conditioning. Make me sweat!"

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