Yes, it's true! 50% off. Check! Please! Previous prices were hyperinflated, so prices are now "in the reals". Ocean view condos still command the highest per square foot prices compared to bayview or inland, no surprise. Rent-to-own condos are popping up. And with a glut of rental units, rents are dropping with renters making more luxury demands as well. We want granite! We want stainless steel! Spin the wheel, make your deal!
Friday, July 31, 2009
Miami Condos 50% Off?
Yes, it's true! 50% off. Check! Please! Previous prices were hyperinflated, so prices are now "in the reals". Ocean view condos still command the highest per square foot prices compared to bayview or inland, no surprise. Rent-to-own condos are popping up. And with a glut of rental units, rents are dropping with renters making more luxury demands as well. We want granite! We want stainless steel! Spin the wheel, make your deal!
Read the New York Times article here
Yes, it's true! 50% off. Check! Please! Previous prices were hyperinflated, so prices are now "in the reals". Ocean view condos still command the highest per square foot prices compared to bayview or inland, no surprise. Rent-to-own condos are popping up. And with a glut of rental units, rents are dropping with renters making more luxury demands as well. We want granite! We want stainless steel! Spin the wheel, make your deal!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Clam Digging
Fatfuck called and wants to see me this Wednesday afternoon, but not for the usual session before his QBS. He said he's been testing his cardio by watching porn on the internet, and so far hasn't tripped a switch, so he thinks his heart can handle watching me and Nicole or Taylor go clam digging and scissor legging and getting all lesbionic. I gave Nicole first option and she said YES! So a-clam-digging we will go. The only thing is, will fatfuck be able to withstand the feral power of Nicole's emerging blonde tiger stripe! He claims he will not be jerking, just watching.
Fatfuck called and wants to see me this Wednesday afternoon, but not for the usual session before his QBS. He said he's been testing his cardio by watching porn on the internet, and so far hasn't tripped a switch, so he thinks his heart can handle watching me and Nicole or Taylor go clam digging and scissor legging and getting all lesbionic. I gave Nicole first option and she said YES! So a-clam-digging we will go. The only thing is, will fatfuck be able to withstand the feral power of Nicole's emerging blonde tiger stripe! He claims he will not be jerking, just watching.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
The Bets are In!!!
Taylor, Ember, Jessica and I are running bets on whether the Baby Whale will show up in 2 weeks to check out Nicole's rare blonde tiger stripe.
CLICK HERE for the Blonde Peeks Blog Post
We are betting SHOWS or NO-SHOWS. I think since Baby Whale has $500 invested, he will SHOW. Taylor says NO-SHOW, he was just drunk, horny and spendy that nite. Jessica says NO-SHOW because he will be onto the next thrill. Ember is vacillating, because she doesn't really think too deeply into the behavior of the male species, but she put her money on SHOW to even the odds. Well hmmm maybe she is more astute than I thought. Nicole doesn't know we are betting. And the loser(s) must???? Pay for drinks on a girls' nite out and serve as the designated driver(s). Well the loser(s) can always call Chippenstalker for driving services!!!
Taylor, Ember, Jessica and I are running bets on whether the Baby Whale will show up in 2 weeks to check out Nicole's rare blonde tiger stripe.
We are betting SHOWS or NO-SHOWS. I think since Baby Whale has $500 invested, he will SHOW. Taylor says NO-SHOW, he was just drunk, horny and spendy that nite. Jessica says NO-SHOW because he will be onto the next thrill. Ember is vacillating, because she doesn't really think too deeply into the behavior of the male species, but she put her money on SHOW to even the odds. Well hmmm maybe she is more astute than I thought. Nicole doesn't know we are betting. And the loser(s) must???? Pay for drinks on a girls' nite out and serve as the designated driver(s). Well the loser(s) can always call Chippenstalker for driving services!!!
Monday, July 20, 2009
Blonde Peeks
I went pool whoring this afternoon with my girlfriends and got updates on everyone's slutty activities. Nicole has a new baby whale who spotted her at the club for not having fake peaks. She also added while doing a lap dance that she was even more rare. When the baby whale inquired how so, she replied, that she was a natural blonde, probably the only one in Miami. (Well make that the only one in Miami who swings around a pole.) So he asked if she could prove it and she said not at the moment because she was completely waxed. When he asked how much to grow a little tiger stripe, Nicole reflexively blurted out $500. He said no problem, he would be right back. He must have gone to the ATM, according to Nicole, because he came back with $500 and another $100 tip for the lap dances. He told her he'll be back in 2 weeks for a peek. Nicole is now wondering if she might be able to get more tips for peeks at a real blonde snatch patch.
I went pool whoring this afternoon with my girlfriends and got updates on everyone's slutty activities. Nicole has a new baby whale who spotted her at the club for not having fake peaks. She also added while doing a lap dance that she was even more rare. When the baby whale inquired how so, she replied, that she was a natural blonde, probably the only one in Miami. (Well make that the only one in Miami who swings around a pole.) So he asked if she could prove it and she said not at the moment because she was completely waxed. When he asked how much to grow a little tiger stripe, Nicole reflexively blurted out $500. He said no problem, he would be right back. He must have gone to the ATM, according to Nicole, because he came back with $500 and another $100 tip for the lap dances. He told her he'll be back in 2 weeks for a peek. Nicole is now wondering if she might be able to get more tips for peeks at a real blonde snatch patch.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
It's in his Kiss....
and no it wasn't me, Nicole, Ember, Taylor, Jenn or Jessica....
but French pro tennis player, Richard Gasquet, insists that a kiss from a mystery woman known only as 'Pamela' who he met and fooled around with in a Miami niteclub during the WMC (Winter Music Conference) left him with cocaine residue in his boca that caused him to test positive for blow. The Winter Music Conference is when heavy-duty DJ's spin at all the popular clubs, everyone dances and gets a little wild. But somehow I doubt that enough coke grains, as his lawyer claims, were passed when they swapped spit. Com'n it goes up your nose and you might rub a little of the 'crumbs into your gums' as the saying goes. Still, an independent tribunal believed his claim and lifted the 2 1/2 month ban that had been imposed on him.
Photo: Richard getting his dance on
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Financial Domination 101
Nicole and I have been schooling Ember on Financial Domination 101 and plan to go into more depth tomorrow when we go pool whoring. Just a few of the topics we covered with Ember this past week:
1. Always Check the Wallet
2. Grab the Wallet to Check to be sure the Owner isn't carrying a Poorboy Roll (lots of 1's and 5' with 20's or larger bills as bookends)
3. Check the Owner's Credit Card Stack
4. Check out car, condo, house, etc., meaning Check the Assets!
Ember, to her credit, did check out #4, but ignored the cardinal rule of checking the wallet last week. Last nite however, Ember and I went out for drinks and agreed to allow the loser to meet up with us, so when the loser did pull out the wallet to pay for drinks, she grabbed it and did a little flirtation wave with it asking what she would find if she opened it, teasing the loser. Am I going to find anything I'll like? He didn't even try to grab the wallet back, loser wimp, he just said, ummm ok you can take a look at it. So she opened it up and thumbed thru the cash, quick glance at major credit cards and handed it back to him. I'm sure it made his little peen hard to have a girl look at his wallet. Although the wallet itself was a little beat, don't judge a wallet by its cover ! ;-)
Nicole and I have been schooling Ember on Financial Domination 101 and plan to go into more depth tomorrow when we go pool whoring. Just a few of the topics we covered with Ember this past week:
1. Always Check the Wallet
2. Grab the Wallet to Check to be sure the Owner isn't carrying a Poorboy Roll (lots of 1's and 5' with 20's or larger bills as bookends)
3. Check the Owner's Credit Card Stack
4. Check out car, condo, house, etc., meaning Check the Assets!
Ember, to her credit, did check out #4, but ignored the cardinal rule of checking the wallet last week. Last nite however, Ember and I went out for drinks and agreed to allow the loser to meet up with us, so when the loser did pull out the wallet to pay for drinks, she grabbed it and did a little flirtation wave with it asking what she would find if she opened it, teasing the loser. Am I going to find anything I'll like? He didn't even try to grab the wallet back, loser wimp, he just said, ummm ok you can take a look at it. So she opened it up and thumbed thru the cash, quick glance at major credit cards and handed it back to him. I'm sure it made his little peen hard to have a girl look at his wallet. Although the wallet itself was a little beat, don't judge a wallet by its cover ! ;-)
Sunday, July 05, 2009
Fireworks
Ember landed a big loser date who paid her $400 to go out on July 4th, dinner and fireworks. Little did the loser know that there was some engineering behind her paid date. She and the loser would then meet up with me and my sister to see fireworks whereupon we would rave about the loser: so this is the guy you've been telling us about! We've heard so much about you! (vom vom barf barf) You could just tell when we laid it on thick, the loser ate it up with a parfait spoon.
But Ember needs more financial domination lessons. When the loser pulled out his wallet and opened it to pay for some fruit Smoothies, Em didn't even glance at the wallet, which of course, I did. This is Financial Domination 101, CHECK the WALLET! So I've got to give Ember more lessons, but she definitely landed a loser with some cash who is gaga over her.
Poor Taylor and Nicole had to work. Well not poor, as I'm sure they made decent tip $$$.
Nicki wasn't impressed with the fireworks. Apparently, she got spoiled up in Whorelando by the epic Disney fireworks, so Miami paled in comparison. But she did catch up with one of her fucktoys for a quickie.
Ember landed a big loser date who paid her $400 to go out on July 4th, dinner and fireworks. Little did the loser know that there was some engineering behind her paid date. She and the loser would then meet up with me and my sister to see fireworks whereupon we would rave about the loser: so this is the guy you've been telling us about! We've heard so much about you! (vom vom barf barf) You could just tell when we laid it on thick, the loser ate it up with a parfait spoon.
But Ember needs more financial domination lessons. When the loser pulled out his wallet and opened it to pay for some fruit Smoothies, Em didn't even glance at the wallet, which of course, I did. This is Financial Domination 101, CHECK the WALLET! So I've got to give Ember more lessons, but she definitely landed a loser with some cash who is gaga over her.
Poor Taylor and Nicole had to work. Well not poor, as I'm sure they made decent tip $$$.
Nicki wasn't impressed with the fireworks. Apparently, she got spoiled up in Whorelando by the epic Disney fireworks, so Miami paled in comparison. But she did catch up with one of her fucktoys for a quickie.
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Rankings Part Doh
On the subject of Rankings, one of my girlfriends (she knows who she is, since she reads my blog, but would be pissed if I revealed it was HER) told me she was having arguments with too many of her friends and fuck-friends about why they weren't in her TOP 8. So she switched her Friends List to Alphabetized instead of ordered by personal Rankings. Apparently, she was moving people in and out of the Top 8 spots depending on whims.
Not a good sign when your virtual world becomes more important than your real world or when you obsess about who should be in your TOP 8. Alphabetizing solves only a minor Myspace Attention Whore issue, but still does not solve the problem of spending too much time on Myspace. And Glitter Graphics must Go!!! I hate glitter graphics.
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