The Fake Titty Epidemic
Nicole is pissed again.... When is she not pissed.... This time she is pissed because one of the other girls at the club, Lori, nailed a whale who had been coming in and Nicole felt she had a good shot at getting him, but didn't. Ray is some hotshit hotshot attorney in his 50's with big bucks. He sent Lori roses at the club. I asked Nicole, why would he go for Lori and not you.... Nicole said TITS! Big fake ones, scary grapefruits, silicone sacs, bolt-ons! Nicole refuses to succomb to Miami's fake titty epidemic.
Nota bene: A friend pointed out there is another reason why the whale most likely went to Lori. Lori is 22 playing 21 and Nicole is 27 playing 23 forever. 23 gets harder to pull off every year that passes.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Idiota
Nicole has slave idiot on a roll. They went to the Hard Rock and she spent his $$$ to gamble, she hit the blackjack table and the roulette wheel. Pssst, her lucky numbers are 6 and 31. And she swears by "always bet on black". Don't we all? She finished $300 ahead. Idiot went into the hole haha. Then he went into the hole even more because he had to take Nicole shopping. She bought a new pair of tight ass jeans and made slave idiot sniff her ass thru the jeans. She made him buy all of her girlfriends XXXmas presents, namely lingerie and sex toys. Nicole said a crystal dildo with a g-spot curve is cumming my way. Nicole always ruins XXXmas surprises. Since my g-spot is still humming from the Restylane, this toy should be alot of fun. And she wasn't done with idiot. She made him buy her a new pair of earrings, expensive. And a few splurges for her puppy Jetsam. Cha-ching! idiot's ATM and Amex took another big hit.
Nicole has slave idiot on a roll. They went to the Hard Rock and she spent his $$$ to gamble, she hit the blackjack table and the roulette wheel. Pssst, her lucky numbers are 6 and 31. And she swears by "always bet on black". Don't we all? She finished $300 ahead. Idiot went into the hole haha. Then he went into the hole even more because he had to take Nicole shopping. She bought a new pair of tight ass jeans and made slave idiot sniff her ass thru the jeans. She made him buy all of her girlfriends XXXmas presents, namely lingerie and sex toys. Nicole said a crystal dildo with a g-spot curve is cumming my way. Nicole always ruins XXXmas surprises. Since my g-spot is still humming from the Restylane, this toy should be alot of fun. And she wasn't done with idiot. She made him buy her a new pair of earrings, expensive. And a few splurges for her puppy Jetsam. Cha-ching! idiot's ATM and Amex took another big hit.
XXXmas
My family is a little bizarre about their choice of XXXmas entertainment. Instead of watching A Christmas Story or claymation Rudolph, we watch Die Hard and Lethal Weapon, true Christmas Classics! As far as the latter, this is because my Mom has a crush on vintage Mel Gibson, not the grizzled crazy drunk he has become. I'm not sure why we watch Die Hard, except my Mom is entrenched in the 80's, her heyday, back when she was my age, and yes, kinda hot. So let me make your mouth water....not about my Mom perv! About my Mom's cooking:
Menu:
Roast Pork seasoned with Rosemary <---Mom
Potatoes au Gratin <--- Mom
Fresh Green Beans <---- Sara
Cole Slaw <---- Sara
Rolls <---- Sara
Vino <--- Mom
Pecan Pie <--- Mom
Topped with Haagen Dazs French Vanilla Ice Cream <--- Sara
Leftovers <--- Sara and Sara's kitties (they even eat cole slaw and green beans!!!)
My family is a little bizarre about their choice of XXXmas entertainment. Instead of watching A Christmas Story or claymation Rudolph, we watch Die Hard and Lethal Weapon, true Christmas Classics! As far as the latter, this is because my Mom has a crush on vintage Mel Gibson, not the grizzled crazy drunk he has become. I'm not sure why we watch Die Hard, except my Mom is entrenched in the 80's, her heyday, back when she was my age, and yes, kinda hot. So let me make your mouth water....not about my Mom perv! About my Mom's cooking:
Menu:
Roast Pork seasoned with Rosemary <---Mom
Potatoes au Gratin <--- Mom
Fresh Green Beans <---- Sara
Cole Slaw <---- Sara
Rolls <---- Sara
Vino <--- Mom
Pecan Pie <--- Mom
Topped with Haagen Dazs French Vanilla Ice Cream <--- Sara
Leftovers <--- Sara and Sara's kitties (they even eat cole slaw and green beans!!!)
Friday, December 19, 2008
Idiotic
slave idiot took Nicole shopping this afternoon. I was unable to go on this shopping spree as I had a lunch date. Don't choke, it was with a dyke, one of my ex-prof's from school. Then I had to meet with my bosslady after lunch plus do some XXXmas shopping for my family and friends. I know most of you are wondering if the dyke hit on me, she was solicitous, but totally professional. It was more of a business-y lunch, nevertheless, I'm sure she wondered what it would be like if I sat on her face for dessert.
That bitch Nicole raked it. Damn. I don't even have a spendy XXXmas slave, I have a Jewish scrooge whose shrew wife has him by the pubes for their holidays and parties and spending time with his sons who are on winter break from med school.
Poor Jesse (and the adjective is very appropriate) wants to meet up with me later tonite. I think he wants to play hide the large penis in one of Sara's hiding places. Not that I don't like playing the game, but I'm "in a mood" as my Mom used to call it. And I think I'll take it out on Jesse! Poor Jesse doesn't know what he's in for....
slave idiot took Nicole shopping this afternoon. I was unable to go on this shopping spree as I had a lunch date. Don't choke, it was with a dyke, one of my ex-prof's from school. Then I had to meet with my bosslady after lunch plus do some XXXmas shopping for my family and friends. I know most of you are wondering if the dyke hit on me, she was solicitous, but totally professional. It was more of a business-y lunch, nevertheless, I'm sure she wondered what it would be like if I sat on her face for dessert.
That bitch Nicole raked it. Damn. I don't even have a spendy XXXmas slave, I have a Jewish scrooge whose shrew wife has him by the pubes for their holidays and parties and spending time with his sons who are on winter break from med school.
Poor Jesse (and the adjective is very appropriate) wants to meet up with me later tonite. I think he wants to play hide the large penis in one of Sara's hiding places. Not that I don't like playing the game, but I'm "in a mood" as my Mom used to call it. And I think I'll take it out on Jesse! Poor Jesse doesn't know what he's in for....
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
fatfucked
fatfuck was in for a surprise at his biweekly ball-beating as I hollywood dry fucked Jesse right in front of him. I had texted fatfuck earlier in the week:
tis the season 2b generous fucking kike (he loves jew-miliation)
dont scrooge me @ Xmas jewboy bring mo $$
Jesse, alas poor Jesse. He was having a 'hard' time maintaining his erection. The pressure was on for him to perform and fatfuck was the literal elephant in the room. Boner killer. Dick deflater. I finally had to fluff Jesse then climb on top and ride a softie and scream and bounce and shake the bed and fake my orgasm while orchestrating Jesse's faux "O". You're cumming right, right? Yes? Yes! Ohhhhh aahhhh yessss cummmmm. I heard the elephant heave and ho. The circus fucking event was thankfully over.
Jesse was then like: I um have to go and ummmm ok bye.... Bye babe, I said, practically roflmao (inside joke). I then kicked out fatfuck and took a shower. $1,000 clams = my new laptop.
fatfuck was in for a surprise at his biweekly ball-beating as I hollywood dry fucked Jesse right in front of him. I had texted fatfuck earlier in the week:
tis the season 2b generous fucking kike (he loves jew-miliation)
dont scrooge me @ Xmas jewboy bring mo $$
Jesse, alas poor Jesse. He was having a 'hard' time maintaining his erection. The pressure was on for him to perform and fatfuck was the literal elephant in the room. Boner killer. Dick deflater. I finally had to fluff Jesse then climb on top and ride a softie and scream and bounce and shake the bed and fake my orgasm while orchestrating Jesse's faux "O". You're cumming right, right? Yes? Yes! Ohhhhh aahhhh yessss cummmmm. I heard the elephant heave and ho. The circus fucking event was thankfully over.
Jesse was then like: I um have to go and ummmm ok bye.... Bye babe, I said, practically roflmao (inside joke). I then kicked out fatfuck and took a shower. $1,000 clams = my new laptop.
Saturday, December 06, 2008
The Price of Pussy
In our convo, Nicole also wanted to know what was going on with Jesse as she knew I was to meet up with his ass after shopping with the idiot. Nicole had to workee at the club. But I was free for a bit before popping onto Niteflirt. Jesse had insisted by all media, i.e., email, text and voicemail that he had broken up with the girlfriend. While I'm sure he was recycling all of his ex-pussies, and I was just one of the slits* he was pursuing, he was the best fuck I'd ever had. He also had the perfect cock.
*typo, I meant to write sluts, but slits is actually pretty slutty!
So in a moment of Mojito-induced weakness, I had texted Jesse while Nicole was checking out luggage and he responded and we set up a meeting time 'n' place. I only kiss guys when I'm drinking, preferably drunk, so I actually kissed him when I met up with him at the hotel bar. He bought me another Mojito, uh oh. I knew he was trying to get into my panties, but he needed to do more work than buy me a drink to earn back pussy privileges.
I told Jesse he would have to fuck me in front of fatfuck and I would keep all of fatfuck's cash. No cut for Jesse. Jesse had backed out of this fucking arrangement before, like a year ago, necessitating that I bring in Arion for the fucking and then Arion couldn't even cum, he faked it, because having the fatfuck walrus stare at us fucking was too much pressure. I later joked to Arion that cock size aside, he would not have made a good porn star.
So Jesse agreed and I texted fatfuck in front of Jesse, so Jesse would realize I wasn't fucking around. Fatfuck was probably out to dinner with wifey on Friday nite, I could just picture him reading and responding to my text in front of the shrew. He probably popped a little vienna sausagette in his pants. So we are fucking on for this Wednesday.
And as far as the Price of Pussy, Pussy can set her Price....
In our convo, Nicole also wanted to know what was going on with Jesse as she knew I was to meet up with his ass after shopping with the idiot. Nicole had to workee at the club. But I was free for a bit before popping onto Niteflirt. Jesse had insisted by all media, i.e., email, text and voicemail that he had broken up with the girlfriend. While I'm sure he was recycling all of his ex-pussies, and I was just one of the slits* he was pursuing, he was the best fuck I'd ever had. He also had the perfect cock.
*typo, I meant to write sluts, but slits is actually pretty slutty!
So in a moment of Mojito-induced weakness, I had texted Jesse while Nicole was checking out luggage and he responded and we set up a meeting time 'n' place. I only kiss guys when I'm drinking, preferably drunk, so I actually kissed him when I met up with him at the hotel bar. He bought me another Mojito, uh oh. I knew he was trying to get into my panties, but he needed to do more work than buy me a drink to earn back pussy privileges.
I told Jesse he would have to fuck me in front of fatfuck and I would keep all of fatfuck's cash. No cut for Jesse. Jesse had backed out of this fucking arrangement before, like a year ago, necessitating that I bring in Arion for the fucking and then Arion couldn't even cum, he faked it, because having the fatfuck walrus stare at us fucking was too much pressure. I later joked to Arion that cock size aside, he would not have made a good porn star.
So Jesse agreed and I texted fatfuck in front of Jesse, so Jesse would realize I wasn't fucking around. Fatfuck was probably out to dinner with wifey on Friday nite, I could just picture him reading and responding to my text in front of the shrew. He probably popped a little vienna sausagette in his pants. So we are fucking on for this Wednesday.
And as far as the Price of Pussy, Pussy can set her Price....
Strange Dance
Nicole just called, funny how I must have summoned pure evil when I posted about her just a few minutes ago.
Nicole: Do you think we will burn out idiot again? Are we going too much too fast?
Me: Hell no, we have to get as much as possible from him before he gets his credit card statement or realizes how much he's spent and runs away again to lick his wounds. It happens all the time on Niteflirt. The money piggy slaves come running back when they want to play again. It's a strange dance.
Nicole: Yeah, it happens at the club too. It's like they're manic.
Me: I don't think they're manic depressives chemically, but they follow that curve. Mania followed by deep depression. Desire and regret. So while they're manic, we need to suck 'em dry.
Nicole: I left a message for idiot to call me. Let's see what we can suck out of him next.
Nicole just called, funny how I must have summoned pure evil when I posted about her just a few minutes ago.
Nicole: Do you think we will burn out idiot again? Are we going too much too fast?
Me: Hell no, we have to get as much as possible from him before he gets his credit card statement or realizes how much he's spent and runs away again to lick his wounds. It happens all the time on Niteflirt. The money piggy slaves come running back when they want to play again. It's a strange dance.
Nicole: Yeah, it happens at the club too. It's like they're manic.
Me: I don't think they're manic depressives chemically, but they follow that curve. Mania followed by deep depression. Desire and regret. So while they're manic, we need to suck 'em dry.
Nicole: I left a message for idiot to call me. Let's see what we can suck out of him next.
Leather Crazed!
Nicole and I met the idiot Friday evening for drinks and mayhem. Idiot was sweating, because he knew this would not be cheap. Nicole asked why he was such a pussyboy before. Idiot admitted that strong women scared him. He claimed he would date submissive women, women who admired his physique (guffaw, maybe years ago, when idiot was a weightlifting type). But he had always been attracted to physically strong or bitchy women. But he said he clashed with them. Which is hard to believe because idiot, while a narcissist, is a real pussy.
So we all had some Mojitos and then Nicole kicked idiot in the balls as he was getting out of his SUV, he knew this was coming, so he kind of crouched in dread. Oh man, oh man, that hurt, that hurt, but I guess I deserve it, idiot whined. You KNOW you deserve it, Nicole clarified.
Idiot took us shopping. Nicole bought new luggage, a whole set! And I got a new handbag. Nicole was plotting. Now she wants to make idiot pay for her to take a little vacay, sans idiot, altho idiot is begging to go wherever Nicole goes, like a little puppydog. Idiot's Amex took about a $1,200 hit between drinks, luggage, handbag. I love the smell of new leather. I need a leather slave to get me new shoes and handbags and belts and leather jackets and whips and skirt and.... I could go on but will stop myself before I get too leather crazed.
Nicole and I met the idiot Friday evening for drinks and mayhem. Idiot was sweating, because he knew this would not be cheap. Nicole asked why he was such a pussyboy before. Idiot admitted that strong women scared him. He claimed he would date submissive women, women who admired his physique (guffaw, maybe years ago, when idiot was a weightlifting type). But he had always been attracted to physically strong or bitchy women. But he said he clashed with them. Which is hard to believe because idiot, while a narcissist, is a real pussy.
So we all had some Mojitos and then Nicole kicked idiot in the balls as he was getting out of his SUV, he knew this was coming, so he kind of crouched in dread. Oh man, oh man, that hurt, that hurt, but I guess I deserve it, idiot whined. You KNOW you deserve it, Nicole clarified.
Idiot took us shopping. Nicole bought new luggage, a whole set! And I got a new handbag. Nicole was plotting. Now she wants to make idiot pay for her to take a little vacay, sans idiot, altho idiot is begging to go wherever Nicole goes, like a little puppydog. Idiot's Amex took about a $1,200 hit between drinks, luggage, handbag. I love the smell of new leather. I need a leather slave to get me new shoes and handbags and belts and leather jackets and whips and skirt and.... I could go on but will stop myself before I get too leather crazed.
Friday, December 05, 2008
Slave Idiot is Back!
What a glutton for punishment. Nicole and I scared his fat ass away before. We told him he will pay for running for the exit sign last time. We are meeting with the idiot Friday early evening-ish to punish his soul and also his wallet. I think for idiot, having 2 pretty dominant girls (lack of punctuational pun intended) suck some goods out of his Amex is worth the price to mitigate the shittiness of his existence. We'll see how much idiot drop$ on us. This should be fun. I'm feeling 'spendy'.
Read up about the idiot by clicking on the idiot.
What a glutton for punishment. Nicole and I scared his fat ass away before. We told him he will pay for running for the exit sign last time. We are meeting with the idiot Friday early evening-ish to punish his soul and also his wallet. I think for idiot, having 2 pretty dominant girls (lack of punctuational pun intended) suck some goods out of his Amex is worth the price to mitigate the shittiness of his existence. We'll see how much idiot drop$ on us. This should be fun. I'm feeling 'spendy'.
Read up about the idiot by clicking on the idiot.
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