Financial Domination 101

Nicole and I have been schooling Ember on Financial Domination 101 and plan to go into more depth tomorrow when we go pool whoring. Just a few of the topics we covered with Ember this past week:

1. Always Check the Wallet

2. Grab the Wallet to Check to be sure the Owner isn't carrying a Poorboy Roll (lots of 1's and 5' with 20's or larger bills as bookends)

3. Check the Owner's Credit Card Stack

4. Check out car, condo, house, etc., meaning Check the Assets!

Ember, to her credit, did check out #4, but ignored the cardinal rule of checking the wallet last week. Last nite however, Ember and I went out for drinks and agreed to allow the loser to meet up with us, so when the loser did pull out the wallet to pay for drinks, she grabbed it and did a little flirtation wave with it asking what she would find if she opened it, teasing the loser. Am I going to find anything I'll like? He didn't even try to grab the wallet back, loser wimp, he just said, ummm ok you can take a look at it. So she opened it up and thumbed thru the cash, quick glance at major credit cards and handed it back to him. I'm sure it made his little peen hard to have a girl look at his wallet. Although the wallet itself was a little beat, don't judge a wallet by its cover ! ;-)