Sunday, July 05, 2009

Fireworks

Ember landed a big loser date who paid her $400 to go out on July 4th, dinner and fireworks. Little did the loser know that there was some engineering behind her paid date. She and the loser would then meet up with me and my sister to see fireworks whereupon we would rave about the loser: so this is the guy you've been telling us about! We've heard so much about you! (vom vom barf barf) You could just tell when we laid it on thick, the loser ate it up with a parfait spoon.

But Ember needs more financial domination lessons. When the loser pulled out his wallet and opened it to pay for some fruit Smoothies, Em didn't even glance at the wallet, which of course, I did. This is Financial Domination 101, CHECK the WALLET! So I've got to give Ember more lessons, but she definitely landed a loser with some cash who is gaga over her.

Poor Taylor and Nicole had to work. Well not poor, as I'm sure they made decent tip $$$.

Nicki wasn't impressed with the fireworks. Apparently, she got spoiled up in Whorelando by the epic Disney fireworks, so Miami paled in comparison. But she did catch up with one of her fucktoys for a quickie.

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