Chippenstalker?

"I've read your recent blog, which - as always - are fascinating, foxy and funny in equal measures. Your Chippendale Chauffeur offer sounds like one you'll explore. If he was prepared to pay you for the privilege of cleaning, driving and serving for you all, then surely he's in with a chance?" --peewee

peewee,

1. I am not holding my breath waiting to see a pic of the 'Chippendales quality body' this #1 fan claims to have. Nicole thinks the email is a joke, but who knows. Hmmmm maybe she wrote it?

2. Chippendales are gay! They may have hot hardbodies, but the general impression of most women is that they're gay. Why women buy their calendars and clamor for lapdances from prancing Chippendale fags at bachelorette parties is beyond me.

3. Ewww do we want a Chippendales fag to know where each one of us lives as he picks us up and drops us off after a nite of clubbing. Major stalker potential.

4. Ewww again, do we want a Chippendales fag to know where each one of us lives as he vacuums our apartments or condos? And his obsession with vacuuming....He sounds like the obsessive type....

It takes a lot of trust to let a slave into your life, or any man, and to let him know where you live. It's so much easier for a girl to give out her Myspace page these days and let guys into her virtual world than her real one....