Rich Lil Dick

Rich Lil Dick, as I will call him lives, in Vegas, loves my blog and bitchy 'cattitude'. Wants to fly me and Jesse out there for a weekend of cuckoldry and cocksuckery. Rich Lil Dick is actually cute enough to date, but so underhung, you'd have to break out the tweezers to look for the splinter. I lured in the Lil Dick from a hot website I found where girls can troll for rich fools. Fuck Craigslist. I think Jesse was the selling point, he asked for more pics of Jesse, prolly jacking to them as I write this. But that's ok, because little cucks should be gay and gayer! The only problem is trying to squeeze such a weekend into everyone's schedule, especially Jesse's. And then my sister and Nicole both reminded me about if Jesse and I are out in Vegas burdened with a bunch of cash, we might park our asses in a casino and lose it all. So we are going to propose to Rich Lil Dick that he cum to Miami to be cucked and gayed. We can give him the whole 'circus' here. Jesse can't believe that guys will pay that kind of money to play. But I reminded him what fatfuck pays every other week and what toad just ante'd up for my tuition.