Wherefore art thou Stinkbob?

My most renowned, craziest 1-minute Niteflirt caller, slave Stinkbob, has gone disparu. I have emailed him numeroso times, I even confess I sent him a free minute to entice him to call me, but alas not even a peep from the Stinkbob. While I hope something terrible hasn't happened to him, I fear it has, and this is due to his old age and feeble health. And my detective skills tell me that his loyalty to me over the years means I don't think he's cheating on me with another Niteflirt Mistress. And his compulsion to send me emails about the stupidest things, well, his emails have dried up. Perhaps his phone service was shut off? said Taylor. Or perhaps, as my friend Sam suggested, he did go gay and no longer needs me. Well Stinkbob, maybe you went to the big gloryhole in the sky, if so, I bid you adios and faretheewell. And for those of you unacquainted with Stinkbob, click on the Stinkbob label for this post below to read about him and see the hideoso picture he sent me!

Stinkbob Speaks!!!!

or rather emails....

Sarah I looked for you last night but you weren't on so I sent you a $2.00 tribute because I jerked off to your pictures. Bob

Ewwww the thought of it ewwww spewwww. Stinkbob must be punished now, not for wacking to my pics, but for misspelling my name. Last time I checked, I wasn't Jewish or biblically inclined, thus don't wear the 'h'.

And if you don't know what all the fury is in this post, please click on the label 'Stinkbob' below this post and you will see something scarier than Freddie, The Hills Have Eyes inbreds, Pinhead, Larry King et al....

MARCH'S BIGGEST LOSER OF THE MONTH

Stinkbob!

Our March Loser of the Month award goes to (drum roll while we open the envelope) Stinkbob! Stinkbob sent me his photo and gave me permission to post it here for that extra special humiliation. It has to be one of the scariest photos I've seen.
Stinkbob only calls me for a minute or two, twice a month, because he gets a 'teentzie pension', and can't afford me. So he's a stinky slave to boot, not worth keeping, I spend more time reading his pathetic emails than I should.

The Mystery and Allure of Stinkbob!

Check out the 20 locks on his door, what is he trying to keep out, or in this case, keep in? Check out all the junk in the left of the photo, is Stinkbob one of those old hoarders? His name is Bob, but I gave him the terrifying name Stinkbob! He is so popular among my blog readers, that I have received requests to make Stinkbob t-shirts!