Bi Means Gay You Faggots!

Adam, who I used to sling cocktails with at the clubaroo, would always tell everyone he was bi. He actually even had a quasi-girlfriend for a while, a pink haired bong sucking leech who left him for a chick! Yeah, how humiliating is that when your so-called girlfriend leaves you for a chick. Adam has a big 8" dick, so he's not a dickless fag, but she left him because she preferred chicks over dicks. But back to Adam. I told him he had to stop saying he was bi, because he never had a real girlfriend, just a lezbo who was using him for weed and a place to live. He claims he's attracted to girls, but I told him he just wants to look like one, and one nite I told him his destiny was to become a shemale! Adam is skinny with a cute butt, naturally tan skin, thick dark hair, long eyelashes, he would make the perfect shemale with a nice big thick dick. He was shocked at first, but admitted that he sometimes dressed up in the pink haired lezzie girl's clothes just to see what he'd look like as a girl. Uh huh I knew it. He had also been told by some old queen who pays to blow Adam, that Adam would be better as a twink or a tranny. Hey, if the shoe fits, or rather if the platform wedgie fits, wear it! But Adam says his family would freak if he was anything but a boy. Still, his family suspects he's a fag. I guess he better hire one of my girlfriends to be his fake GF for the next big family shindig!