Saturday, May 29, 2010

Lesbian at the Sperm Bank?

Yes, it's true, Nicki's slave Susan used to work at a sperm bank. She told me that lesbians were frequent patrons, buying baby batter. Her job at the sperm bank went away due to the economy, the demand for sperm was down, mom-to-be's were postponing their visits from the stork. So Susan went back to pulling hospital shifts.

She also said that the sperm bank had a porn budget! To buy magazines and porn DVD's, visual aids to help the donors. But the porn budget got cut back and then the guys started complaining that they were seeing the same mags and videos and needed new porn! Is that the way it is for men, can't jerk to the same girl? the same scene? Jackers, please advise me, I need to know, it's for research and to tell Susan why, since she was puzzled. To her, they should have been able to wack it to the same old, same old!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yea that is true,

It goes the same for any time of audio/visual or written material. It gets extremely difficult to achieve the same erection or orgasm for the same porn twice or thrice

Sara said...

Wow, interesting, so it's not just the visual, but also audio or written porn. "Been there, done that?" I will tell Susan!