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So many have asked: did idiot show up as commanded at the strip club to spend even more $$$$ on Nicole. Alas no, he did not. As usual, idiot disappeared back into the ether, to recuperate from the financial and emotional devastation that Nicole and I dished out.

So many have also asked: did the baby whale who dropped $500 for a tiger stripe peek-a-boo ever show up at the club, and that answer is also no, strike 2 Nicole.

Even more have asked: did we play with fatfuck in our clamdigging session, and the answer is no, fatfuck was just an audience. I'm sure he was testing his cardiovascular system to see if he could handle watching such hotness without overheating, which he could, but he didn't wank or ask for any ballkicking or other favors haha. So we both spit in his mouth, which he loved, and he forked over the dough like a good little fat doughboy. He wants to book another session in about 2 weeks. He also looks very different, healthier. He shaved his beard and 'stache. He's lost alot of weight. I joked that he must have gotten a complimentary gastric bypass with the quadruple bypass and he said no, he had hired a nutritionist to consult over his diet and then hired a cook to prepare all of his meals. He is going to be exercising, and wants to lose 75 more pounds. A skinny fatfuck! Just say no!

And last but not least, so many have asked: Did Nicole shave the tiger stripe or keep it? Nicole waxed it. So the rare, natural blonde tiger stripe disappeared at the muffrippers (waxing salon). But Nicole can always revive it, if the offer is right!