Sunday, August 09, 2009

Ass Fresheners!

Nicole said that a club customer gave her a crisp bank $20 and a crisp bank $1 and asked if she would stick the $1 in her ass crack to scent it and give it back to him and keep the $20, which she did. She reported that he sniffed the bill then put it in his wallet. What's up with all this sniffery?

Nicole told him to dangle it from his car's rear view mirror like one of those little pine tree car air fresheners. Ohhh he said, there is nothing like the smell of money and a girl's ass....So if you see a guy driving around Miami with a $1 bill dangling from his rear view, you will know it's one of Nicole's ass fresheners....

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