Shut up and Sniff!

So on Tuesday afternoon, the idiot took Nicole and I shopping. Nicole and I bought sundresses and then a pair of sandals each. We also got manicures and made the idiot wait while we got our nails done. The only magazines at the salon were girlie mags, Nicole made him read Cosmo. Nicole was going to make him blow on our nails to dry them instead of using the mini-fans, but there were too many other matronly type customers who might have freaked. The girls who worked there got a major kick out of the whole scenario, because we made him over-tip them and thank them profusely for doing our nails so beautifully.

Then idiot got to do 'sock pussy' in his SUV while we acted excruciatingly bored, in fact, Nicole started brushing her hair while idiot was begging to see the blonde tiger stripe, so finally Nicole flashed the tiger stripe and brushed it with her hair brush, told idiot to shut up then made idiot sniff her hair brush. Then after idiot spurted into his sock, Nicole cleaned her hair brush, and gave him a little tangly snatch of hair and told him to go home and sniff that and masturbate onto it. Which I'm sure the idiot did.

The Take: $450 for the sundresses and sandals
Manicures with Tip: $90
Tiger Stripe Viewing Fee: $300 (of which I got $100 for my time)

Plus idiot is supposed to come to the club tonite or tomorrow nite to worship Nicole, if his Amex and cash stash can bear it, we shall see....