Thursday, April 30, 2009

More Mas or No Mas!

The Dream Interpreted

First of all, Nicole read this and said FUCK! Why isn't this already a goddamn reality show!!!!

Several of my devotees have offered dream interpretations, but peewee, with his superior investigative abilities has offered the most perceptive (I think):

Interpretation #1:

"Sara, an interesting insight into your sub-conscious! Perhaps you fear that you will lose the loyalty & income from your beta wimps if you opt to take a real man into your life? Let me just assure you that this is NOT the case. Your slaves, cucks & wimps worship you, and we DO understand & accept your need for a real man. There will not be any cry of "no mas" from me, or any other of your beta wimps, if you do ever decide to share your life with a real man. Our devotion & our money will continue for as long as you allow!"

Interpretation #2:

"Of course, the dream could be interpreted differently! You may have been subconsciously exploring your unorthodox need for submissive beta males and the adoration and money they offer. Your dream transposed your slaves, wimps & cucks with the threat of losing them, and all they provide, by conforming to conventional urges for a real man. Hence the 'booby prize' tag assigned to the Alpha male. Maybe your dream was trying to tell you that you would be happiest with a loving beta male at your feet, who will lavish you with gifts and adoration whilst understanding your basic needs for a real man's cock without it representing a negative.

If you ever do decide that you want to find, and settle down with, a beta male who understands his role as your real time cuckold, please let me know. I would love to be considered and would do everything to make you happy."

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