Dikdiks

Ever since I started using this term, it has taken over the lexicon of my friends and my sister, et al. I'm sure the term will soon spread beyond the Floridian peninsula and take over the world! Dikdiks are small African antelopes hunted by lions. They run in herds, their only protection.

What a dikdik! Check out that dikdik! I have a new dikdik! We use it to indicate a subby male, wimp, loser, lil dickie boy, slave. And especially one that is hunted down and caught by the aggressive alpha female lionesses. Easy prey after a lil chase (lick chops).
Nicki has wondered why I haven't been hunting dikdiks at my dayjob. But, I rarely have interaction or even see the doctor dikdiks. And the doctors I do see are the young residents or interns who probably have no bank. In the age of managed care, doctors don't make what they used to back in the heyday of free-billing, unless they are plastic surgeons, heart surgeons, brain surgeons or fertility specialists (latter take almost 100% cash payments only and charge huge fees of at least $20K per couple). I'm lucky to already have fatfuck, tho one couldn't call ff a dikdik, call him a hippo!