Rockin' with Turbo Pussy


My pussy was upgraded to Turbo late last week. However, recovery time was needed from the Restylane G-spot needle point puffery. I made toad bring me aspirin and advil to the club on Friday nite under the pretense to my co-workers and boss that I had menstro-cramps. Of course, toad knew the real reason. The aspirin and advil didn't dial down the pain, but I feigned my affliction well and was sent home by the flamer. The flamer is always suspicious when one wants to leave early, thinking one is just trying to get out of work to go party at another club with friends. But he is also grossed out by the big bleed that girls go thru every month. And he heard that my slave brought me pills, this inside tip from one of the equally flaming bartenders. Boss is amused I have a slave and wishes we staff were all slaves, he told me, so that he didn't have to pay us.

Fatfuck had said wait 24 hours before launching the new Turbo model, but it took a little longer than 24 hours. I roped in Jesse on Sunday, hungry to test out my amped up G. All I can say is, the aggro is worth the 'fucking' result. I came faster more more harder longer. Jesse's cock and cock head just hit it in every position vs. before, when certain positions were better for vadge orgasms. He said that he saw my eyes roll back a few times, and there were a few times I felt on this edge, my whole body tensed up, and then I was just gone, transported to orgasm-land. Yes, I can understand why in some countries, an orgasm is called 'a little death', because I died and came back. I can absolutely say I don't want to go back to my regular G-spot.

I checked in with my sister on a refueling break and she sounded drunk, make that drunk on orgasms. She couldn't get enough cock now that her G was ripe, her fiance had a call out to friends for a Viagra pill. We both agreed that this G-spot bump was the ultimate and will take over the pussy world. Now all my friends want it. And you know hung guys will start asking if your G-spot has been done, so they know you are basically ready to fuck.



{{Thank you Jesse for all the BIG O's}}