FRANKENSTEINIAN?

I was too overwhelmed with FuckINgALS this week to indulge fatfuck, but fatfuck has a surprise in store for next week. I texted him: There will be a BIG surprise. He texted back: Is your sister coming? I texted: What u like her better than me? No no no, he replied, I assumed ...she said she'd be coming back soon. I texted: No this is an even bigger surprise.

The bigger surprise is that one of my fucktoys is going to do me in front of fatfuck, so fatfuck can see firsthand how well the G-spot puffery works. Poetic justice for the mad scientist? In any case, the view might be too much for the old tub-o-lard. I better take a CPR course.