Saturday, December 19, 2009

Nicole and Ember are going to Hungary!

No they're not going HUNGRY! They're planning on going to Hungary. But first, they must learn some key words in Hungarian:

Mi forró remek amerikai lányok és szeretnénk megtesznek minden ön pénzt!**

Yes, gold-digging Nicole and loser dating specialist Ember have their eyes on the prize! Two homeless Hungarian men who have been living in a cave just hit the lottery!



Grandma died and left her long lost grandsons and their sister 7 billion dollars. Quick math, divide by three: each of them get 2 1/3 billion dollars. These men are no match for two wicked American blondes. Nicole can pole dance around stalagmites or stalactites without tights. Even if the gold-miners only get a million, spending a few hours learning some Hungarian will pay off!

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**Translation: We are two fucking hot American girls and we are here to take your money!

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