fatfuck's alive!

Many of you have asked, and I appreciate everyone's concern, that yes, fatfuck survived his quadruple bypass surgery. Although, I'm sure mrs. fatfuck is crying over the will and life insurance policies, dammit dammit dammit.

So now fatfuck has been given the proverbial new lease on life. What I don't know is, when he will be up for ballkicking. I doubt I'll be able to walk on him again like a rug, as I'm sure his chest couldn't take 105 lbs of compression where it was cracked open. But I'm sure there are other flavors of amusement and abuse fatfuck will be able to enjoy or endure once his doctor says he can 'resume sexual activities'. Little does fatfuck's doctor know what those 'sexual activities' will be....