Red White and Blue Balls

Unfortunately, fatfuck is away with wifey this week, they went to Hawaii. So if you read about two white whales washed up on the beach in Maui, it's the fatfucks. All I can say is he better bring me back something from this trip and it better not be nasty plastic leis or a fatass mumu dress. He better bring back something expensive.



My sister and her lameass (but wellhung) fiance are having a BBQ on the 4th. My Mother wanted me to drive up with her to Whorelando so we can eat some burnt cowflesh and other vittles. But it looks like the club will be busy so I'm on standby for Friday nite at least that's what I told my Mother. She said: What? You're not a stewardess.... Good point, but I don't think I can spend 6 - 7 hours in the car (up and back) with my maternal unit. I love her but I can only take her in doses, smaller doses. And I wanted to, but didn't point out to my Mother that stewardess is not a word in use any longer.

Inotherslavenews, I had drinks then dinner with the new potential slave, an interview. He's hired haha. But he was leaving right away to travel overseas for biz, so we didn't get to play, but he promised on his return, I could do what I want with him. I'm not sure yet what I will do to him, but it will probably involve ballkicking.