Lei Away

Fatfuck didn't bring me back anything from Hawaii, I am so pissed. He said the wife was always with him, so he couldn't bla bla bla buy his Mistress anything, couldn't even send a bla bla post card. I smacked his face! I told him a shopping spree would be necessary to make amends for his lack of balls. He did not even flinch as he knew I was fuming. Fatfuck is too busy doing injecting botox and lip plumping to shop with me. But he knows the stores I will shop, then put my acquisitions on 'layaway'. Fatfuck will waddle over and pay and I pick up the next day. I'm sure the girls who work at these fine stores know the deal. But wait, I hope they don't think I'm fucking the tub-o-lard to acquire such finery! I need to tell them my slave will be paying!