Nicole Doesn't Fish from the Craigslist Pier

My girlfriends always crack up when they hear about some of the responses I get from my Craigslist or other online ads. Nicole, especially. Nicole's pier is the stage, the pole, the champagne court. She doesn't run online ads although she is occasionally tempted to run an ad when I land a big fish. But in the past I'd be equally tempted to swing around a pole after I heard about the whales she landed from the club. But big fish and whales tend to swim out to sea. Fishing is a constant chore. And a necessary one.