Monday, January 14, 2008

waygay's story

Just before Xmas time, I decided to run an ad on CL to offer my services to closet fags, losers and lonelyhearts as a 'faux girlfriend'. Rent-a-girlfriend for holiday events, but NO SEX. Just CASH. You see, I had a goal to come up with a fat down payment for my new car, well, a 'new' used car, something more reliable than my Flintstones 'feets' mobile. I did pretty well with my Rent-a-Girlfriend biz, and plopped $5K down on my cute lil Honda. Some of my renters: Grandpa Viagra, 59 years old, whose wife had left him only 3 years prior after over 30 years of marriage. There was CompanyFagInc who had rented a stripper to do a corporate charity event, but she had worn an outfit a little too risque for the corporate types and it raised too many eyebrows, so he wanted a girl with a more conservative look for his company holiday bash. Believe it or not, I actually had to tame myself down for the gayboy's party. There were a few more one-off holiday events, and last but not least, there was waygay. Waygay had been lying to his family for months that he had a girlfriend, but had no one to produce for family holidays.

Waygay comes from a family where gayness is worse than leprosy. He's the only son of an only son and is definitely expected to go ye forth and procreate. Waygay knew he was gay in junior high, but fought the gay all the way thru high school by dating hotties to throw off his family. But then when he went to college, he couldn't hold in the gay anymore and began the life of cruising and hustling. Not that he needed the $ as his family was paying his way thru school, plus spending $, but he had the craving. He was young and hot and wanted to be paid for access to his holes. But then waygay got a little greedy.

He moved in with a gay dude who was his main fuck, but told everyone he was going to be renting an apartment, because the dorms were too crazy. Sure. Daddy began cutting checks to the landlord for rent (the scam was the rent checks were going to his fuck friend for more than the fuck friend paid for rent to the real landlord) and Daddy covered all the utilities, food plus fun money. Then he and his fuck friend were in a car accident, and it got ugly, drugs and poppers found in the wreck. So his family knew about his partying, but his family found out an even big shocker when Mommy went down to his apartment while he was in the hospital. There was only one bedroom, and it was obvious they were sleeping to-gay-ther. Waygay was immediately cut off from family funds and he quit school and took off for Cali. (to be continued....)

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