Looking for stunningly gorgeous fuckdoll

Annoying sleaze contacts me. Nevermind that I'm not an escort, since he's new to nf, he probably doesn't realize this isn't Eros. His cut&paste email:

I travel alot. I want a fuckdoll to show up to my hotel. You would be there to fuck. Try not to talk unless you are good at talking dirty. Let's have some NSA fun. No encumbrances. Pay is good.

My response:

Today is your lucky day. You contacted the right girl even tho you didn't read my listings. Do I have a fuckdoll for you.



I like the Jesse Jane model myself. It has hair you can pull. So bring your fuckdoll to a hotel room and blow it up, don't forget your bicycle pump! I'll show up at your hotel room with one of my friends. We'll set you back several thousand to watch you fuck your dolly. If you're lucky, we'll laugh and cheer you on!

Expect us to drink room service champagne and eat the $20 jar of macadamia nuts from the mini-bar. Maybe we'll take digital pictures so you can always remember how much fun it was to stick your dickie into the fuckdoll's holes. You asked for NSA and no encumbrances, what better fuckdoll than one you can throw away when you're done!