Ember's Report from Gayland

Poor Ember, some twinkletoes keeps emailing her how he always is 'thinking about her' and wishes she were here (where the twink is hanging out, he has a membership at a private swanky pool club), wants to send her flowers, invites her here there everygaywhere and she is like NO WAY, I DON'T LIKE GAY MEN. She even emailed this to him and he keeps emailing her back about her terrible rudeness and crudeness and that when she meets him she will see he is a "refined gentleman". The email correspondence is going nowhere, because Ember has NO intention of meeting the ultra-fehg. But he is obviously stuck on her. Scroll down for his pics. You can't miss the 'Eau de Gay'.

My other girlfriends and I get a special kick out of the photo where he crosses his legs like a girlie, I mean does he not have balls, or does he have balls the size of chick peas? Ember's fun little foray onto a dating site has yielded every flavor of fag imaginable and not one REAL MAN yet. Once Ember finds a real man, she won't have time to play online, but for now, we find all of Ember's reports from gayland amusing.