Friday, August 28, 2009

Wedding Bells for TayTay?

One of my Niteflirt sluts is utterly mesmerized by my girlfriend Taylor and said he would be willing to give up all of his assets to be married to her for just 24 hours! A marriage that would only be consummated by him kissing her feet. After all the assets are transferred, Taylor has agreed to split them among all the gf's. This loser doesn't deserve to have anything, so we should just take it. And if it takes a 24 hour marriage, Taylor is ready, willing and able.

So among our take will be a condo, an SUV, a liquidated 401K, cash, golf clubs (minus a 4 iron), and other assets too numerous to list here. And why does the little maggot loser get to keep a 4 iron you may ask?

You see TayTay and her fiance will be shopping for a new home, well his new home that is, at appliance stores. He will be inquiring about REFRIGERATOR BOXES. Because he will be living inside of one in an alley, in FTL. He will be permitted to wallpaper the inside of his new cardboard condo with pictures of Taylor's NYLON SOLES and keep his 4 iron to fend off his spot in the alley from other bums.

But TayTay's fiance will be no unemployed bum, he will be working in FTL and giving his paycheck to her. He won't even get an allowance, because he can dumpster dive for food, beg for quarters to do his laundry and suck cock if he needs to make enough to get a monthly gym membership to take daily showers!

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