$500 for Nothing?

Did the baby whale pay $500 for nothing? He didn't show up last nite for a peek at Nicole's blonde tiger stripe and I am anxiously awaiting a text message from her to see if he shows up tonite. Could he have been so lit 2 weekends ago that he forgot why he withdrew $600 from the ATM? $500 (plus $100 tip) for Nicole to grow her natural blonde tiger stripe instead of sporting a completely shaved pussy. Now some of you have said, well she could just bleach it, but she is a natural blonde. OK so she's a dishwater blonde. And she sees an ultra faggy hair colorist to do very natural highlights. But her club selling point is that she's completely natural, unlike the peroxide bleacher creatures with bolt-on boobs.

Bets are riding on show or no-show, so we will see....