Fauxing with You

I really could kick myself in the ass for not exploiting the dating sites for slaves. Ember has been kicking ass and taking names and turning loser dates into cash. She collects $100 to $200 for coffee meet-ups or dinners, this to prove they are serious and funded and aren't losers and if they want to keep seeing her, same deal. And men are willing to pay. I guess they just factor it into the total amount they're willing to spend on dating and it's a sure thing, meaning the date that is, with a real girl, a pretty girl who they can fantasize might become their girlfriend.... But Ember won't sex them up, she sends them home horny, sometimes with assignments.

It's similar to the faux girlfriend angle I played out a year or so ago, but dropped, just got too busy and distracted to keep it up, but never thought of using the dating sites for fishing out the faux. But I even had another girlfriend who I rarely blog about who was using dating sites to meet men and then she would decide if they were worthy of sexing up or making them pay to see her again, not as an escort but to faux them. Why didn't I think of this. Ugh. Sometimes the obvious eludes me.

If men want escorts, there are plenty to choose from on Eros or Craigslist. If men want to spend time with a real girl, they still have to pay. Men always have to pay, that is the ultimate, ultimate bottom line. Sex or no sex.

So if you see ads for me in the near future on dating sites, ha! I'm not interested in dating, I'm interested in fauxing.