Desperate for Chicks!

It's really really bad when you're in a band and you have no chicks hanging with you, no quasi-girlfriends, no groupies, no sluts, no 420 girls, no hottie sisters to pass off as hotties not related to you. It's so really really bad that you have to do up a massive Myspace spam campaign to hopefully gather a few chicks for your music video....

....or....

There's no real music video being taped, it's your dorko film class friend with a digital camcorder, and you're just trying desperately to meet hot chicks.

Message:

WE ARE ********** N YOU CAN FIND US HERE ON MYSPACE,
WE'RE MAKING A SERIES OF MUSIC VIDEOS FOR OUR RECENTLY
RELEASED DEBUT CD. PLEASE CHECK US OUT N LET US KNOW
IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE IN A MUSIC VIDEO. GIRLS ONLY N BE
HOT ENUF TO BE IN A MUSIC VIDEO. LIKE. PLEASE CONTACT US SOON AS POSSIBLE WE ARE SHOOTING THE FIRST VIDEO THIS SATURDAY OR SUNDAY, N PLEASE SEND PHOTOS IF YOUR PHOTOS ARE SET TO PRIVATE. THANKS N SPANKS!!!