XXXmas Update!
fatfuck
Everyone has been asking what's going on with all of our slaves, especially re: XXXmas. Since Chanukah is over, ff can get back on his schedule in serving me! He has promised to make up for his nearly 2 week absence due to family and other holiday responsibilities. And let me tell you how he's going to make it up to me! With $$$$. That fat fucker. He better take me shopping or hand over the cash. And he will be sucking Adam's big fat cock too. Yes, the only sex fatfuck has now is cocksucking. He hasn't had sex with Mrs. fatfuck in years.
nuts
Nuts better go nuts over me for XXXmas or his chestnuts will be roasted over an open fire. I have a ballkicking and CBT date set up for this Wednesday afternoon. But shopping cums first, because he's too debilitated after our intense sessions to do anything but curl up and cry. What shall I make him buy me? Why more high heels to impale him with of course!
slave idiot
Nicole's slave idiot is truly pathetic. Nicole made him get her a new sofa for her condo because her dumb cat Bubbles scratched her old one. The new sofa was really expensive. She was worried he'd cancel the charge before it got delivered, but it showed up haha. But what thanks did idiot get for buying Nicole a sexy sofa for her to get fucked on by real men? Well he had to lick the tires of his car, I'm not talking the wheels or the sides, I'm talking the treads! Then she got in his car with him and made him do his usually "sock pussy" where he jerks off into a dirty sock. And he gets to sniff her "pussy" which means she cleans out her hairbrush and he gets to sniff her natural blonde hair. Of course he pays for all of this "pussy" action. I'm sure this is the closest to real pussy slave idiot has gotten in years.
Also, Nicole dropped her precious iphone in the toilet. Do they have an app for an iphone to float or tread water? Idiot had originally bought her iphone and she was going to make him buy her another. Luckily for idiot, he had put some kind of insurance plan on her phone because he must have had slave ESP that Nicole would eventually drop it and ruin it. Slave idiot probably saved a few hundred bucks. I imagine it was cheaper to insure than buy her a new one. So she got her replacement iphone courtesy of idiot too. She promised to call idiot when she's getting fucked on her new sofa so he can hear the hot fucking and be totally cuckolded. What a cuckold loser! But a cuckold loser with money!
slave kweer
Nicole's slave kweer has disappeared. oh well, they cum and they go, right?
ash slave
Nicki's slave (not to be confused with Nicole) ash slave is totally comatose 99% of the time. The guy is a raging alkie and probably starts his morning with vodka in fresh-squeezed orange juice or rather orange juice in his vodka. He is almost twice Nicki's age and loves Nicki and calls her his "Goddess". And he does spoil his Goddess too by shopping for her every week. The stupid slave has a lame scarf fetish. Too bad he doesn't have a more useful fetish like high heels or something Nicki could really use. I told her she better not be giving me a useless scarf for XXXmas even though he buys super expensive ones. Well if the scarf came with a receipt, I'd return it and get something I wanted, so maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea....
Ember's Loser Dating Service
Ember is making more $ now than she did when she had a job. She looks for the biggest losers on dating sites and offers to date them, for a price. Of course she looks for spendy ones. And they don't mind spending money on a date, it's like all factored in, right(?) to pay for a girl to even show up, a pretty girl, one who will listen to their pathetic life story and pretend to care. Ember still has Loser Lee on the hook, and a few more losers who keep her busy with dinner and movie dates and now XXXmas shopping dates! Ember says they love to see her trying on stuff and picking out stuff, it probably makes them pop a little boner to be seen in public with a (potentially) real girlfriend! Damn that Ember, she stole my Faux Dating Service and turned it into a Loser Dating Service and is raking in the dough-dough.
So now I think I have everyone caught up on all of our slaves and losers. Tis the season to be naughty or spendy!
Showing posts with label ember. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ember. Show all posts
Monday, December 13, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
No Perfume No Lipstick No Nails!
Ember, who has been running her successful Loser Dating Service, recently placed a profile on a Sugar Daddy website to troll for more losers for paid dating. She hasn't found any paid date material yet, but give Ember time to work her magic. She said it took a few weeks before she wore down some of the losers on the dating websites into realizing the only way they were going to score a date with a pretty girl, meaning Ember, was if they paid.
I also reminded her of my thrilling experiences on a Sugar Daddy website, when I was trolling for slaves. I got responses like: I will fuck the dominance out of you! Willing to pay for Greek vacations! ...etc etc ad nauseum... Rarely did I find someone who was worth my time and inclination. Ember is finding, since she's one of the new profiles, that everyone has been winging her emails, including the most popular email of all time: Hello. Yes, the one word Hello email. So creative. I told her just to fuck with the wimpy Hello emailers, to send them an email back saying: Hello.
But she did get an interesting email from a guy whose wife must be on his trail!
"You hot 20's sexy slender. No perfume no lipstick no nails.
Be available for afternoon quickies on my way home from work.
Your air conditioner should be working. No fans. Yes that
means you host."
I guess he must have sweated it out with someone who didn't have A/C which is hard to imagine in SoFlo. The wicked bitch in me says we should have him show up at my place where we then douse him in perfume and write on him with lipstick and take the money from his wallet and kick him in the balls. Something tells me he might like it. And beg for more. "Ruin me bitches, just ruin me! Yes, my wife thinks I fuck around on her. Yes, I'm pussywhipped. Turn off the air conditioning. Make me sweat!"
Ember, who has been running her successful Loser Dating Service, recently placed a profile on a Sugar Daddy website to troll for more losers for paid dating. She hasn't found any paid date material yet, but give Ember time to work her magic. She said it took a few weeks before she wore down some of the losers on the dating websites into realizing the only way they were going to score a date with a pretty girl, meaning Ember, was if they paid.
I also reminded her of my thrilling experiences on a Sugar Daddy website, when I was trolling for slaves. I got responses like: I will fuck the dominance out of you! Willing to pay for Greek vacations! ...etc etc ad nauseum... Rarely did I find someone who was worth my time and inclination. Ember is finding, since she's one of the new profiles, that everyone has been winging her emails, including the most popular email of all time: Hello. Yes, the one word Hello email. So creative. I told her just to fuck with the wimpy Hello emailers, to send them an email back saying: Hello.
But she did get an interesting email from a guy whose wife must be on his trail!
"You hot 20's sexy slender. No perfume no lipstick no nails.
Be available for afternoon quickies on my way home from work.
Your air conditioner should be working. No fans. Yes that
means you host."
I guess he must have sweated it out with someone who didn't have A/C which is hard to imagine in SoFlo. The wicked bitch in me says we should have him show up at my place where we then douse him in perfume and write on him with lipstick and take the money from his wallet and kick him in the balls. Something tells me he might like it. And beg for more. "Ruin me bitches, just ruin me! Yes, my wife thinks I fuck around on her. Yes, I'm pussywhipped. Turn off the air conditioning. Make me sweat!"
Saturday, July 03, 2010
Total Slave Update
Ash Slave
...is Nicki's money slave who also gets into kink, but because he's a loser boozer, he never seems to remember the sessions, um, maybe that's because after Nicki gets him tied up, and tickles him, and walks out of the room for a bit, he passes out. Nicki removes the silk ropes (but leaves them right there), empties his wallet and leaves. Ash Slave just keeps coming back for more. And since he's retired, he spends his days doing nothing much or shopping for 'stuff' for Nicki. God, why didn't I snag that fag at the Sag. (Sagamore Hotel)
Kidney Bean
...loves me he loves me not. I get a free dinner out of the bitch once a week or two. He still runs from my strap-on or any actuality of kinky play tho he loves to hear about what I do to fatfuck or what Nicole does to kweer and slave idiot. I told him if he doesn't get into playing with me, I'm just handing him over to Ember's Loser Dating Service. He said he only wants to date smart women, ouch! Don't let Ember read that. He did meet her and pronounced her to be an airhead, ok, well she's making more money than me with her Loser Dating Service, so for an airhead, she's figured out the secret formula to financially abusing losers.
All of Ember's Losers
Loser Lee being the biggest loser who she makes pay her $200 per date minimum and he has to see her once a week at least. Good! Losers must be kept in their place and losers must pay. If he wants her to kiss him at the end of a date, she charges $30 a second for a French kiss and she times it using an app on her phone, hehe. No kiss is under 10 seconds for the purposes of financial gain, but she says it's "gross" and he is a bad kisser. So she usually gets $500 a nite from dating him and special events or going to his 'rents are even more! The beotch!
Danny Boy
...still doesn't want his pic up on my blog, it's ok to write about him, but keep his face out of it! So he takes me out to dinner about as often as Kidney Bean. I have to admit Danny Boy and I look hotness together. But he is a total playa, playboy, whateva typa guy, warning: not for serious relationships. He also keeps dancing around doing something kinky with me, but then backs away from the strap-on or whatever else I suggest, and I won't sex him up because I have enough sex action from my sextoyboys. And I know he's got other pussy, so why does he want mine? Simple! Because he can't have it!!! Men always want what they can't have. Men can't handle rejection either! Well as long as he keeps giving me swag that I can give to family and friends for gifts and dinners, I'll deal with him. Maybe some nite, he''l feel weak enough to play, my way!
Mr. X
...occasionally pops into my life, out of the blue, I'll get a text from him. I can't reveal Mr. X's identity because everyone, every single last one of you, no matter where you are from, would know how he was, I would only have to sing a particular hit song of Mr. X's. The problem is Mr. X is older. In his mid 50's, overweight and he has girls my age and younger chasing after his ass, because of his money. Most of the chasers are ghetto coochies who snag him for a few months, because he's a lonely guy. They get some money out of him, they see they're going nowhere with him, he got snipped (vasectomy), so the ones who proclaim they are preggo he just laughs off. Mr. X likes to take me to dinner or events or just talk, because I think he doesn't have too many people he can have a meaningful convo with. I wish Mr. X would think of me more often, but he travels a lot and he runs several businesses now, one in the US, one outside the US, and yeah he and his band still perform live, they cherry pick dates and venues, so he's a busy dude.
Ash Slave
...is Nicki's money slave who also gets into kink, but because he's a loser boozer, he never seems to remember the sessions, um, maybe that's because after Nicki gets him tied up, and tickles him, and walks out of the room for a bit, he passes out. Nicki removes the silk ropes (but leaves them right there), empties his wallet and leaves. Ash Slave just keeps coming back for more. And since he's retired, he spends his days doing nothing much or shopping for 'stuff' for Nicki. God, why didn't I snag that fag at the Sag. (Sagamore Hotel)
Kidney Bean
...loves me he loves me not. I get a free dinner out of the bitch once a week or two. He still runs from my strap-on or any actuality of kinky play tho he loves to hear about what I do to fatfuck or what Nicole does to kweer and slave idiot. I told him if he doesn't get into playing with me, I'm just handing him over to Ember's Loser Dating Service. He said he only wants to date smart women, ouch! Don't let Ember read that. He did meet her and pronounced her to be an airhead, ok, well she's making more money than me with her Loser Dating Service, so for an airhead, she's figured out the secret formula to financially abusing losers.
All of Ember's Losers
Loser Lee being the biggest loser who she makes pay her $200 per date minimum and he has to see her once a week at least. Good! Losers must be kept in their place and losers must pay. If he wants her to kiss him at the end of a date, she charges $30 a second for a French kiss and she times it using an app on her phone, hehe. No kiss is under 10 seconds for the purposes of financial gain, but she says it's "gross" and he is a bad kisser. So she usually gets $500 a nite from dating him and special events or going to his 'rents are even more! The beotch!
Danny Boy
...still doesn't want his pic up on my blog, it's ok to write about him, but keep his face out of it! So he takes me out to dinner about as often as Kidney Bean. I have to admit Danny Boy and I look hotness together. But he is a total playa, playboy, whateva typa guy, warning: not for serious relationships. He also keeps dancing around doing something kinky with me, but then backs away from the strap-on or whatever else I suggest, and I won't sex him up because I have enough sex action from my sextoyboys. And I know he's got other pussy, so why does he want mine? Simple! Because he can't have it!!! Men always want what they can't have. Men can't handle rejection either! Well as long as he keeps giving me swag that I can give to family and friends for gifts and dinners, I'll deal with him. Maybe some nite, he''l feel weak enough to play, my way!
Mr. X
...occasionally pops into my life, out of the blue, I'll get a text from him. I can't reveal Mr. X's identity because everyone, every single last one of you, no matter where you are from, would know how he was, I would only have to sing a particular hit song of Mr. X's. The problem is Mr. X is older. In his mid 50's, overweight and he has girls my age and younger chasing after his ass, because of his money. Most of the chasers are ghetto coochies who snag him for a few months, because he's a lonely guy. They get some money out of him, they see they're going nowhere with him, he got snipped (vasectomy), so the ones who proclaim they are preggo he just laughs off. Mr. X likes to take me to dinner or events or just talk, because I think he doesn't have too many people he can have a meaningful convo with. I wish Mr. X would think of me more often, but he travels a lot and he runs several businesses now, one in the US, one outside the US, and yeah he and his band still perform live, they cherry pick dates and venues, so he's a busy dude.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
My Funny Valentines
fatfuck
Fatfuck promised and delivered on a short shopping spree. I had liked some of the handbags at Coach when I went there to shop for Mrs. Fuck as fatfuck's personal holiday shopper. I definitely knew I needed a wallet and handbag upgrade. So fatfuck paid for my new wallet and handbag and didn't blink as he knew he'd be smacked if he did. I was also coveting a new bikini, but I'll hit him for that next.
kidney bean
Is hanging with the guys this weekend as he isn't on call, golfing and whatever else nerdy docs do. He has managed to escape my strap-on so far. He wanted to take me to dinner on V-Day, I told him he wasn't my Valentine.
Mr. Maserati
Sent Nicki more nauseating flowers which Nicki is re-gifting hahaha. Nicki is back on the prowl. Mr. Maserati is an unbearable bore.
Jesse
Poor Jesse has no Valentine. And he just has no clue how to romance a girl, which leads right back to why Jesse has no Valentine, also he truly is Poor Jesse, but who cares about that when he's hot and has OchoCinco inches? He asked if I wanted to hang out on Valentine's Day, nite that is, maybe watch some of the Winter Olympics, drink some wine. This means in Jesse speak: do you wanna fuck? I don't have time to watch the Olympics and drink some wine, but maybe I'll text him at some point if I'm horny enough to put up with his sad puppy face.
Nicole
Is breaking out all her red stripper gear. Maybe all the lonelyhearts will be out in full force, waving their dollar bills like white "I Surrender" flags. Nicole usually cleans up on V-Day.
Ember Wins, She Always Wins
Ember booked 2 dates on V-Day! Bitch! Early Date and Late Date. And both of them are paid dates. Loser Lee is Late Date, one of her other wimpy losers who I don't know much about is Early Date. All I know is that she is getting $700 between the two dates. I think I am going to go back to being a faux girlfriend. For profit! Fuck Kidney Bean! Literally and figuratively. There are plenty of guys out there who would beg for my strap-on and pay for it! I'm sick of these bitchbois dicking around with me, just to be in my presence and possibly try to top me from the bottom. Waste of my time. I'm setting a V-Day Resolution. It's about me and $$$ from now on!
fatfuck
Fatfuck promised and delivered on a short shopping spree. I had liked some of the handbags at Coach when I went there to shop for Mrs. Fuck as fatfuck's personal holiday shopper. I definitely knew I needed a wallet and handbag upgrade. So fatfuck paid for my new wallet and handbag and didn't blink as he knew he'd be smacked if he did. I was also coveting a new bikini, but I'll hit him for that next.
kidney bean
Is hanging with the guys this weekend as he isn't on call, golfing and whatever else nerdy docs do. He has managed to escape my strap-on so far. He wanted to take me to dinner on V-Day, I told him he wasn't my Valentine.
Mr. Maserati
Sent Nicki more nauseating flowers which Nicki is re-gifting hahaha. Nicki is back on the prowl. Mr. Maserati is an unbearable bore.
Jesse
Poor Jesse has no Valentine. And he just has no clue how to romance a girl, which leads right back to why Jesse has no Valentine, also he truly is Poor Jesse, but who cares about that when he's hot and has OchoCinco inches? He asked if I wanted to hang out on Valentine's Day, nite that is, maybe watch some of the Winter Olympics, drink some wine. This means in Jesse speak: do you wanna fuck? I don't have time to watch the Olympics and drink some wine, but maybe I'll text him at some point if I'm horny enough to put up with his sad puppy face.
Nicole
Is breaking out all her red stripper gear. Maybe all the lonelyhearts will be out in full force, waving their dollar bills like white "I Surrender" flags. Nicole usually cleans up on V-Day.
Ember Wins, She Always Wins
Ember booked 2 dates on V-Day! Bitch! Early Date and Late Date. And both of them are paid dates. Loser Lee is Late Date, one of her other wimpy losers who I don't know much about is Early Date. All I know is that she is getting $700 between the two dates. I think I am going to go back to being a faux girlfriend. For profit! Fuck Kidney Bean! Literally and figuratively. There are plenty of guys out there who would beg for my strap-on and pay for it! I'm sick of these bitchbois dicking around with me, just to be in my presence and possibly try to top me from the bottom. Waste of my time. I'm setting a V-Day Resolution. It's about me and $$$ from now on!
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Mr. Maserati and Kidney Bean Update!
from peewee intrepid UK blog correspondent with my responses italicized....
So, go on - put me out of my misery.... was Nicki's bloke a 'date' or a 'slave' in the end. I'm going for 'date' by the way.
Well, Mr. Maserati turned out to be a gentleman, and the first encounter, my sister reports, was very traditional date-like, in that they went to dinner and he wanted to hear her life story and share his with her. There was no hanky panky (dammit!), not even kissy-kissy (dammit again!) and he asked to see her this weekend for another date! The only thing Nicki is sure of at this point is that he does have money and that he is cute and smart. Her slave-dar needs to be re-calibrated! She couldn't even pick up if he was submissive. But then again, he could have put on his best poker face and not let her penetrate the depths of his potential servitude, yet. We shall see. But as for the winners of the first DATE or SLAVE contest, peewee and Ember win! Which means Ember doesn't have to pay for drinks the next time we go out. Sorry peewee, since you aren't in the area, we can't slide you any free libation sensations, but next time you 'tip the elbow', it's on us!
And what about kidney bean? Have you enslaved him completely yet or is he trying to escape your grasp? I bet he loved kissing your boots Empress Sara. It's great that truly hot girls, when they crank up the dominance, can inspire this kind of servitude amongst certain men isn't it. I know for a fact I'd do anything you told me and I've never even met you! I fear taking it to any next level because my addiction and devotion and submission to you is already absolute. Catastrophe is the next step!!! Haha! But if I lived near, and worked with you then I would just fall at your feet forever. I suspect kidney bean is about to experience similar feelings!
Right you are peewee, kidney bean is trying to escape my grasp on his complete tailspin into enslavement! He believes, as most younger doctors do, that they have god-like powers and are god's gift to women. This is reinforced every day they go to work, where not only nurses, but also female patients flirt with them. These subtle or not-so-subtle golddiggers are just dreaming of hitting the Doctor Lottery. In our un-socialized health care system, some docs can rake in the bucks. Plus being a doctor's wife, carries some cache in our society.
I imagine kidney bean is making well over $200K in his burgeoning specialty and especially given the aging population in SoFlo. But what he needs to realize is that with me, there will be no traditional dates. There will be hanky panky; however, just not the type he would like to engage in! Yes, there will be more boot-kissing. But he vetoed the chastity device. However, on weekends where he's not on call, I told him I see no reason why he can't be cock-locked. He said it's because that's when he plays the most, he loves 'outdoor adventures' and other pursuits where he couldn't possibly have his member in an uncomfortable cage, or so he claims. We shall see. He is taking me to dinner this weekend and he's begging for a movie. And I shall use all my dominant wiles to steer his devotion my way!
from peewee intrepid UK blog correspondent with my responses italicized....
So, go on - put me out of my misery.... was Nicki's bloke a 'date' or a 'slave' in the end. I'm going for 'date' by the way.
Well, Mr. Maserati turned out to be a gentleman, and the first encounter, my sister reports, was very traditional date-like, in that they went to dinner and he wanted to hear her life story and share his with her. There was no hanky panky (dammit!), not even kissy-kissy (dammit again!) and he asked to see her this weekend for another date! The only thing Nicki is sure of at this point is that he does have money and that he is cute and smart. Her slave-dar needs to be re-calibrated! She couldn't even pick up if he was submissive. But then again, he could have put on his best poker face and not let her penetrate the depths of his potential servitude, yet. We shall see. But as for the winners of the first DATE or SLAVE contest, peewee and Ember win! Which means Ember doesn't have to pay for drinks the next time we go out. Sorry peewee, since you aren't in the area, we can't slide you any free libation sensations, but next time you 'tip the elbow', it's on us!
And what about kidney bean? Have you enslaved him completely yet or is he trying to escape your grasp? I bet he loved kissing your boots Empress Sara. It's great that truly hot girls, when they crank up the dominance, can inspire this kind of servitude amongst certain men isn't it. I know for a fact I'd do anything you told me and I've never even met you! I fear taking it to any next level because my addiction and devotion and submission to you is already absolute. Catastrophe is the next step!!! Haha! But if I lived near, and worked with you then I would just fall at your feet forever. I suspect kidney bean is about to experience similar feelings!
Right you are peewee, kidney bean is trying to escape my grasp on his complete tailspin into enslavement! He believes, as most younger doctors do, that they have god-like powers and are god's gift to women. This is reinforced every day they go to work, where not only nurses, but also female patients flirt with them. These subtle or not-so-subtle golddiggers are just dreaming of hitting the Doctor Lottery. In our un-socialized health care system, some docs can rake in the bucks. Plus being a doctor's wife, carries some cache in our society.
I imagine kidney bean is making well over $200K in his burgeoning specialty and especially given the aging population in SoFlo. But what he needs to realize is that with me, there will be no traditional dates. There will be hanky panky; however, just not the type he would like to engage in! Yes, there will be more boot-kissing. But he vetoed the chastity device. However, on weekends where he's not on call, I told him I see no reason why he can't be cock-locked. He said it's because that's when he plays the most, he loves 'outdoor adventures' and other pursuits where he couldn't possibly have his member in an uncomfortable cage, or so he claims. We shall see. He is taking me to dinner this weekend and he's begging for a movie. And I shall use all my dominant wiles to steer his devotion my way!
Friday, January 22, 2010
Mr. Maserati!
Nicki reports that she has a date tonite. Altho she is not sure, if by the end of the date, she will be in bed with the guy or if he will be her slave.... hmmm I detect a package check coming up! Nicki was out jogging earlier in the week in her nabe (neighborhood) and a car slowed down, she thought it was a Ferrari or Lamborghini, the cute driver chatted her up a bit. Turns out he lives in the same nabe, is available (divorced) and owns a security company. Later, a flower delivery arrived at the place she's living at, with the corniest of corn syrupy sickly sweet notecards: You Made My Day! (plus his cell phone number) So the wind-up is they are going out tonite and that it was a Maserati, duh Nicki, learn your Italian sportscars! But at least it wasn't a red Maserati, so there is hope for the outcome of the date. I alerted my gf's that we must make bets on DATE or SLAVE! The texts are coming in fast and furious. SLAVE is winning! Ember is holding out for DATE! Ember?? Who runs a Loser Dating Service?? Maybe she just thinks all dates are slaves!!!
Nicki reports that she has a date tonite. Altho she is not sure, if by the end of the date, she will be in bed with the guy or if he will be her slave.... hmmm I detect a package check coming up! Nicki was out jogging earlier in the week in her nabe (neighborhood) and a car slowed down, she thought it was a Ferrari or Lamborghini, the cute driver chatted her up a bit. Turns out he lives in the same nabe, is available (divorced) and owns a security company. Later, a flower delivery arrived at the place she's living at, with the corniest of corn syrupy sickly sweet notecards: You Made My Day! (plus his cell phone number) So the wind-up is they are going out tonite and that it was a Maserati, duh Nicki, learn your Italian sportscars! But at least it wasn't a red Maserati, so there is hope for the outcome of the date. I alerted my gf's that we must make bets on DATE or SLAVE! The texts are coming in fast and furious. SLAVE is winning! Ember is holding out for DATE! Ember?? Who runs a Loser Dating Service?? Maybe she just thinks all dates are slaves!!!
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Nicole SITZ! Ember is the SHIZNITZ!
Nicole and Ember went skiing in Colorado this past week. They reported it was ultra cold so they spent more time in the hot tub, doing indoor sports ;-) and at the various area clubs. This is about how good Nicole skis. But she looks good while doing it. Nicole leaves more sitz marks (butt prints in the snow) than stays up on her skis. But I'm sure no one minds coming to her rescue. She reports she did do a member of the Ski Patrol, who was ultra hot in bed and hung for a white guy.
Ember pursued losers! Her business is open 24/7!!! She met a lonely divorced wimp from Long Island, his retiree parents live in Florida, in Pompano (as in Pompano Beach to all you non-Floridians). He told her he can't wait to see her again. She made him give her $$$ to prove his interest in her was genuine! And that he wasn't just giving her a line! Nicole and I have created a monster!
I just noticed, after looking at this pic again, it looks like Nicole's ski pole handle is a black cock phallic symbol!!!
Update from Ember: Pompano has been emailing her way too much, so she told him her time isn't free and made him give her a spendy Victoria's Secret e-Gift Certificate. I haven't gotten one of those in a while, even though I have ordered various slaves to indulge me. Ember must have the bewitching 'magick' or have found a completely helpless worm who obeys her every command!
Nicole and Ember went skiing in Colorado this past week. They reported it was ultra cold so they spent more time in the hot tub, doing indoor sports ;-) and at the various area clubs. This is about how good Nicole skis. But she looks good while doing it. Nicole leaves more sitz marks (butt prints in the snow) than stays up on her skis. But I'm sure no one minds coming to her rescue. She reports she did do a member of the Ski Patrol, who was ultra hot in bed and hung for a white guy.
Ember pursued losers! Her business is open 24/7!!! She met a lonely divorced wimp from Long Island, his retiree parents live in Florida, in Pompano (as in Pompano Beach to all you non-Floridians). He told her he can't wait to see her again. She made him give her $$$ to prove his interest in her was genuine! And that he wasn't just giving her a line! Nicole and I have created a monster!
I just noticed, after looking at this pic again, it looks like Nicole's ski pole handle is a black cock phallic symbol!!!
Update from Ember: Pompano has been emailing her way too much, so she told him her time isn't free and made him give her a spendy Victoria's Secret e-Gift Certificate. I haven't gotten one of those in a while, even though I have ordered various slaves to indulge me. Ember must have the bewitching 'magick' or have found a completely helpless worm who obeys her every command!
Sunday, January 03, 2010
Results of our New Year's Eve Contest!
We ran a contest to see who'd make the most money on New Year's Eve. Nicki finished in 1st place with $1,000 before taxes working as an ER Nurse, Nicole came in second, Ember came in third, I came in fourth, Taylor in fifth. Last place loser was supposed to buy us all drinks, but in this case, it means Taylor (who is a niteclub bartender right now), will just slide us free drinks on Girls Nite Out. Nicole reports that slave idiot will be our chauffeur! Because there is no way we are going to call up Chippenstalker!
Unsure when we're going to be able to pull off a Girls Nite Out due to all our various schedules, but since my birthday is coming up on the 27th, it might be combined with my birthday!
We ran a contest to see who'd make the most money on New Year's Eve. Nicki finished in 1st place with $1,000 before taxes working as an ER Nurse, Nicole came in second, Ember came in third, I came in fourth, Taylor in fifth. Last place loser was supposed to buy us all drinks, but in this case, it means Taylor (who is a niteclub bartender right now), will just slide us free drinks on Girls Nite Out. Nicole reports that slave idiot will be our chauffeur! Because there is no way we are going to call up Chippenstalker!
Unsure when we're going to be able to pull off a Girls Nite Out due to all our various schedules, but since my birthday is coming up on the 27th, it might be combined with my birthday!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Nicole and Ember are going to Hungary!
No they're not going HUNGRY! They're planning on going to Hungary. But first, they must learn some key words in Hungarian:
Mi forró remek amerikai lányok és szeretnénk megtesznek minden ön pénzt!**
Yes, gold-digging Nicole and loser dating specialist Ember have their eyes on the prize! Two homeless Hungarian men who have been living in a cave just hit the lottery!
Grandma died and left her long lost grandsons and their sister 7 billion dollars. Quick math, divide by three: each of them get 2 1/3 billion dollars. These men are no match for two wicked American blondes. Nicole can pole dance around stalagmites or stalactites without tights. Even if the gold-miners only get a million, spending a few hours learning some Hungarian will pay off!
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**Translation: We are two fucking hot American girls and we are here to take your money!
No they're not going HUNGRY! They're planning on going to Hungary. But first, they must learn some key words in Hungarian:
Mi forró remek amerikai lányok és szeretnénk megtesznek minden ön pénzt!**
Yes, gold-digging Nicole and loser dating specialist Ember have their eyes on the prize! Two homeless Hungarian men who have been living in a cave just hit the lottery!
Grandma died and left her long lost grandsons and their sister 7 billion dollars. Quick math, divide by three: each of them get 2 1/3 billion dollars. These men are no match for two wicked American blondes. Nicole can pole dance around stalagmites or stalactites without tights. Even if the gold-miners only get a million, spending a few hours learning some Hungarian will pay off!
**Translation: We are two fucking hot American girls and we are here to take your money!
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
upDATES
Ember
Yes, she is still using Loser Lee. She 'broke up' with him so he would come crawling back, of course he did, with money in hand. She also found a new victim from her dating site loser goldmining, Dorko. She emailed me a pic of Dorko to show off her new catch and I recognized Ember's bitchboy! He was a weak wimp who had been on a sugar daddy site, a site that I had been using to find losers to enslave. So I quickly went back to the sugar daddy site to see if his profile was there, but it had vaporized, so apparently he was looking for dates after striking out as a sugar daddy.
According to Ember, he is very willing to pay for dates, because there would be no way his ass would get dates otherwise. And once when he asked about sex, she smacked his face! Then she made him say he was sorry for asking. I'm glad Ember put him in his loser place. I had put him in his loser place over a year ago, meeting him for coffee and getting $100 from him, but I think I scared him off, my demands and expectations were too overwhelming. But he can handle dinner plus movie or other dates on a pay-per-date basis. Pisses me off that I didn't give the wimp a faux girlfriend alternative, but sometimes I get carried away with being a dominant bitch.
Nicole
She has her pet cocksucker Kweer who is a quite lucrative gayboyslave forking over cocksucking fees. She also has summoned slave idiot this week and is waiting to see if he either shows up at the club or calls her back. It's about time we went on another slave idiot Amex shopping spree!
Taylor
Are wedding bells in Taylor's future? Y-E-S! She is willing to marry this total loser to take everything from him, we mean everything, all his assets, even his beloved golf clubs. If he doesn't marry her (and get divorced hahaha 24 hours later), her parents are pressuring her to go to law school. Her parents are both lawyers and find her current occupation (bartending) an abomination. Taylor just doesn't think she can go thru 4 more years of school. Her parents are willing to cover law school, but she'd have to move back home! Fate worse than death!
fatfuck
...is busy too busy always busy. Since he's back to work, after having quadruple bypass surgery, he's been too busy to play, and he hasn't been able to do much except watch me play with Nicole, fearful of running his b.p. up too high. But I think I'll hit up fatfuck for a shopping spree, since I need to keep the fatfuckfishy nibbling at my hook.
Ember
Yes, she is still using Loser Lee. She 'broke up' with him so he would come crawling back, of course he did, with money in hand. She also found a new victim from her dating site loser goldmining, Dorko. She emailed me a pic of Dorko to show off her new catch and I recognized Ember's bitchboy! He was a weak wimp who had been on a sugar daddy site, a site that I had been using to find losers to enslave. So I quickly went back to the sugar daddy site to see if his profile was there, but it had vaporized, so apparently he was looking for dates after striking out as a sugar daddy.
According to Ember, he is very willing to pay for dates, because there would be no way his ass would get dates otherwise. And once when he asked about sex, she smacked his face! Then she made him say he was sorry for asking. I'm glad Ember put him in his loser place. I had put him in his loser place over a year ago, meeting him for coffee and getting $100 from him, but I think I scared him off, my demands and expectations were too overwhelming. But he can handle dinner plus movie or other dates on a pay-per-date basis. Pisses me off that I didn't give the wimp a faux girlfriend alternative, but sometimes I get carried away with being a dominant bitch.
Nicole
She has her pet cocksucker Kweer who is a quite lucrative gayboyslave forking over cocksucking fees. She also has summoned slave idiot this week and is waiting to see if he either shows up at the club or calls her back. It's about time we went on another slave idiot Amex shopping spree!
Taylor
Are wedding bells in Taylor's future? Y-E-S! She is willing to marry this total loser to take everything from him, we mean everything, all his assets, even his beloved golf clubs. If he doesn't marry her (and get divorced hahaha 24 hours later), her parents are pressuring her to go to law school. Her parents are both lawyers and find her current occupation (bartending) an abomination. Taylor just doesn't think she can go thru 4 more years of school. Her parents are willing to cover law school, but she'd have to move back home! Fate worse than death!
fatfuck
...is busy too busy always busy. Since he's back to work, after having quadruple bypass surgery, he's been too busy to play, and he hasn't been able to do much except watch me play with Nicole, fearful of running his b.p. up too high. But I think I'll hit up fatfuck for a shopping spree, since I need to keep the fatfuckfishy nibbling at my hook.
Friday, September 25, 2009
BYE BYE CORVETTE!!
A script for a short film by THE PIG
Starring: THE PIG (also known as 'IT')
Co-starring:
Sara
Nicole
Taylor
Ember
Nicki
Judith (Nicki's friend, also a lawyer & hardcore man-hating lesbo)
Premise: Nicole is going to take THE PIG's Corvette!!!!
THE PIG's thespian moment a/k/a pathetic monologue:
OMG SARA..... PLEASE STOP...... YOU'RE SCRAMBLING my FUCKING PIGGIE MIND.... DEAR JESUS PLEASE STOP.... YOUR WORDS ARE CONJURING UP THE MOST INTENSE IMAGES... MAKING my little pigtail SO FN STIFF..... PUSHING me DOWN TO my KNEES, NAKED, MOUTH WIDE OPEN OBEDIENTLY TO RECEIVE WHATEVER YOU DEEM APPROPRIATE....my MOUTH AN INSTRUMENT TO AMUSE YOU.... TO GARGLE OR HOLD CUM.... TO TAKE 1, 2, 3, 5, 10, 20 AS MANY COCKS AS YOU WISH... ALL SHOOT IN my mouth...
OH LOOK..... ITS NICOLE AND SHE'S GOT THE KEY to the CORVETTE!!!!!!!!!!! AND OH GOD IT HITS ME... BEING MANIPULATED AND COERCED AND USED BY THESE EVIL HEARTLESS MERCILESS MANIPULATRICES INTO ACTUALLY GIVING my VETTE AWAY....... OMG O JESUS CHRIST..... THEY WEREN'T JOKING OMG OMG THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE THE PIG DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG NO RULES ANYMORE..... THEY WANT TO GET me COMPLETELY FN OUT OF my MIND
Action:
WE TIE THE PIG TO A COUCH CHAIR STRICTLY LEGS PULLED APART, DRESSED UP, TIED UP, FUCKED UP, LIPSTICKED, HIGH HEELED, LEWDLY SPREAD AND SWOLLEN TIED UP COCK AND BALLS...... LOTS OF DIFFERENT GIRLS WITH VIDEO CAMERAS....
THE PIG: i'm DIZZY SARA i think i'm GONNA PASS OUT.... PLEASE HELP ME.....
SARA: (SMILING WICKEDLY) 'OF COURSE I'LL HELP'.... 'HELP NICOLE GET HER VETTE (EVIL LAUGHTER)!!!
Action:
THEN YOU GET ON ONE SIDE OF ME AND NICOLE GETS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME AND OOOOOOOOOOOO NICOLE HAS my VETTE KEY AROUND HER NECK DANGLING AND i FEEL LIKE i AM AT AN EXECUTION....... AND i want to die.... o cum and die at the same time..... AND TAYLOR AND EMBER COME CLOSE TO FILM IN CLOSE UP and i REALIZE THAT THIS IS WHAT i AM SUPPOSED TO BE..... YOUR TRUE OWNED SLAVE.....
AND THEN JUDITH APPEARS FROM THE CROWD AND OPENS A LEGAL SIZED FORM RIGHT BELOW MY RIGHT HAND AND I LOOK AT YOU AND YOU ARE GIDDY WITH DELIGHT AND I LOOK AT NICOLE AND SHE LOOKS POSITIVELY PREDATORY BUT AMUSED..... AND NICKI PUTS A PEN IN MY HAND AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU AND NICOLE TAKE TURNS ALMOST IMPERCEPTIBLY STROKING MY BOUND GROTESQUELY SWOLLEN TIED UP COCK.....
Sara and Nicole: "IF YOU DON'T SIGN ... YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CUM!!!!!! BUT IF YOU SIGN WHEN WE TELL THE PIG...... IT WILL BE THE ABSOLUTE BEST ORGASM OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TEN TIMES OVER!!!!!!!"
THE PIG'S PATHETIC MONOLOGUE continues:
AND OMG OMG OMG HELP HELP ME HELP ME..... i KNOW THIS IS TRUE!!!!!!!! HELP ME HELP ME....... HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING???????? BUT ITS SO GOOD.... I LOVE SARA AND NICOLE GOD FN GOD...... STROKING S O O O O O O O O SLOWLY..... AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH getting close!!!!!!!!
Sara and Nicole: "AND IT WILL ALSO BE THE LAST ORGASM YOU HAVE FOR AT LEAST A MONTH ..... BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING INTO CHASTITY RIGHT AFTER YOU SHOOT AND YOU WILL BE IN CHASTITY FOR US FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!"
Action:
SARA PROUDLY DISPLAYS THE KEY FOR THE CHASTITY CAGE TO EVERYONE.... STROKING AND STROKING JUST A LITTLE FASTER SARA MILKS THEN NICOLE MILKS AND THE GIRLS FILM AND it FEELS its PIG PAW MOVING TO THE SOLID LINE ON THE BILL OF SALE.......
WHAT ONLY $1.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE PIG'S MONOLOGUE oinks on:
AND DEAR GOD HELP me i AM SOOOO EXCITED AND MY BEAUTIFUL OWNERS ARE GOING TO TAKE POSSESSION OF me AND BE IN CONTROL OF EVERY THOUGHT I HAVE, EVERY EMOTION i FEEL.... EVERYTHING i DO...... BE I CONTROL OF MY VERY RARE ALLOWED ORGASMS.... IN CONTROL OF WHEN I EAT, WHO I SUCK, WHERE I GO, IN CONTROL OF WHAT I WEAR, IN CONTROL OF MY ERECTION AND MY VERY EXISTENCE.......... AND I KNOW THIS IS WHAT I NEED..... OH CHRIST ITS COMING SOON ITS COMING SOON ITS COMING SOON.....
Sara and Nicole: "NOW LET'S SEE THOSE TEARS WE ALL ENJOY SO MUCH CRY BABY CRY!"
Action:
AND AS IF A SPONGE HAD BEEN SQUEEZED THEY START TO JUST STREAM DOWN MY CHEEKS ALONG WITH GENUINE SOBS.... FEELS LIKE MY CHEST AND COCK ARE GOING TO EXPLODE TOGETHER..... S T R O K E...... i WAS BORN TO BE A PIG FOR THESE GIRLS I THINK AND IT FEELS SO PERFECT AND YOU ARE BOTH SMILING SO VERY VERY EVIL AND IT'S SO HAPPY CAUSE IT MADE YOU BOTH HAPPY YOU WITH THE CHASTITY KEY AROUND YOUR NECK AND NICOLE WITH THE VETTE KEY AROUND HERS...... THE PRECUM IS JUST GOBBING OUT THE TIP OF MY COCK NOW WHICH LOOKS LIKE A PURPLE PLUM..... THE TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN.... AND NOW........... OMG OMG OMG....
NICKI PULLS MY PIG HEAD WAY BACK AND THEN BACK DOWN TO SEE MY RIGHT HAND .... MOVING BY YOUR WILL AND NICOLE'S WILL, COMPLETELY OUT OF MY CONTROL..... AND AS THE CUM BEGINS TO ERUPT SARA MAKES ME LOOK RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA AND SAY:
"i'm THE PRIVATE PROPERTY OF SARA AND HER GIRLFRIENDS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND AS MY HAND FINISHES THE VERY LAST STROKE OF MY SIGNATURE JUDITH SNATCHES THE PAPER AWAY EVERYONE LAUGHS AND CLAPS AND YOU LOOK AT ME AND SAY, "SHOW EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BEING OUR PIG.... SHOOT IT HIGH IN THE AIR FOR US PIGGY.......AND SHOW EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU'RE A LITTLE CRYBABY BECAUSE NICOLE TOOK YOUR CAR AWAY"
Tears tears are streaming while ITS cum SHOOTS UP INTO THE AIR. THE EVIL MANIPULATRICES WERE RIGHT, THE MOST INTENSE ORGASM EVER and NO SOONER THAN THE LAST DROP, THEY CLAMP ON THE CHASTITY CAGE AND LOCK UP MY COCK.
Nicole: "WIPE the WINDSHIELD WITH YOUR TEARS and TONGUE CRYBABY!!!"
Action:
THEN NICOLE AND SARA DRIVE AWAY in the VETTE laughing and laughing, the VETTE is decorated with tin cans tied to streamers off the back, clanking down Ocean Drive, but instead of a sign saying JUST MARRIED, THE VETTE has a bumper sticker that says:
JUST $1 OINK OINK
A script for a short film by THE PIG
Starring: THE PIG (also known as 'IT')
Co-starring:
Sara
Nicole
Taylor
Ember
Nicki
Judith (Nicki's friend, also a lawyer & hardcore man-hating lesbo)
Premise: Nicole is going to take THE PIG's Corvette!!!!
THE PIG's thespian moment a/k/a pathetic monologue:
OMG SARA..... PLEASE STOP...... YOU'RE SCRAMBLING my FUCKING PIGGIE MIND.... DEAR JESUS PLEASE STOP.... YOUR WORDS ARE CONJURING UP THE MOST INTENSE IMAGES... MAKING my little pigtail SO FN STIFF..... PUSHING me DOWN TO my KNEES, NAKED, MOUTH WIDE OPEN OBEDIENTLY TO RECEIVE WHATEVER YOU DEEM APPROPRIATE....my MOUTH AN INSTRUMENT TO AMUSE YOU.... TO GARGLE OR HOLD CUM.... TO TAKE 1, 2, 3, 5, 10, 20 AS MANY COCKS AS YOU WISH... ALL SHOOT IN my mouth...
OH LOOK..... ITS NICOLE AND SHE'S GOT THE KEY to the CORVETTE!!!!!!!!!!! AND OH GOD IT HITS ME... BEING MANIPULATED AND COERCED AND USED BY THESE EVIL HEARTLESS MERCILESS MANIPULATRICES INTO ACTUALLY GIVING my VETTE AWAY....... OMG O JESUS CHRIST..... THEY WEREN'T JOKING OMG OMG THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE THE PIG DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG NO RULES ANYMORE..... THEY WANT TO GET me COMPLETELY FN OUT OF my MIND
Action:
WE TIE THE PIG TO A COUCH CHAIR STRICTLY LEGS PULLED APART, DRESSED UP, TIED UP, FUCKED UP, LIPSTICKED, HIGH HEELED, LEWDLY SPREAD AND SWOLLEN TIED UP COCK AND BALLS...... LOTS OF DIFFERENT GIRLS WITH VIDEO CAMERAS....
THE PIG: i'm DIZZY SARA i think i'm GONNA PASS OUT.... PLEASE HELP ME.....
SARA: (SMILING WICKEDLY) 'OF COURSE I'LL HELP'.... 'HELP NICOLE GET HER VETTE (EVIL LAUGHTER)!!!
Action:
THEN YOU GET ON ONE SIDE OF ME AND NICOLE GETS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME AND OOOOOOOOOOOO NICOLE HAS my VETTE KEY AROUND HER NECK DANGLING AND i FEEL LIKE i AM AT AN EXECUTION....... AND i want to die.... o cum and die at the same time..... AND TAYLOR AND EMBER COME CLOSE TO FILM IN CLOSE UP and i REALIZE THAT THIS IS WHAT i AM SUPPOSED TO BE..... YOUR TRUE OWNED SLAVE.....
AND THEN JUDITH APPEARS FROM THE CROWD AND OPENS A LEGAL SIZED FORM RIGHT BELOW MY RIGHT HAND AND I LOOK AT YOU AND YOU ARE GIDDY WITH DELIGHT AND I LOOK AT NICOLE AND SHE LOOKS POSITIVELY PREDATORY BUT AMUSED..... AND NICKI PUTS A PEN IN MY HAND AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU AND NICOLE TAKE TURNS ALMOST IMPERCEPTIBLY STROKING MY BOUND GROTESQUELY SWOLLEN TIED UP COCK.....
Sara and Nicole: "IF YOU DON'T SIGN ... YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CUM!!!!!! BUT IF YOU SIGN WHEN WE TELL THE PIG...... IT WILL BE THE ABSOLUTE BEST ORGASM OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TEN TIMES OVER!!!!!!!"
THE PIG'S PATHETIC MONOLOGUE continues:
AND OMG OMG OMG HELP HELP ME HELP ME..... i KNOW THIS IS TRUE!!!!!!!! HELP ME HELP ME....... HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING???????? BUT ITS SO GOOD.... I LOVE SARA AND NICOLE GOD FN GOD...... STROKING S O O O O O O O O SLOWLY..... AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH getting close!!!!!!!!
Sara and Nicole: "AND IT WILL ALSO BE THE LAST ORGASM YOU HAVE FOR AT LEAST A MONTH ..... BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING INTO CHASTITY RIGHT AFTER YOU SHOOT AND YOU WILL BE IN CHASTITY FOR US FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!"
Action:
SARA PROUDLY DISPLAYS THE KEY FOR THE CHASTITY CAGE TO EVERYONE.... STROKING AND STROKING JUST A LITTLE FASTER SARA MILKS THEN NICOLE MILKS AND THE GIRLS FILM AND it FEELS its PIG PAW MOVING TO THE SOLID LINE ON THE BILL OF SALE.......
THE PIG'S MONOLOGUE oinks on:
AND DEAR GOD HELP me i AM SOOOO EXCITED AND MY BEAUTIFUL OWNERS ARE GOING TO TAKE POSSESSION OF me AND BE IN CONTROL OF EVERY THOUGHT I HAVE, EVERY EMOTION i FEEL.... EVERYTHING i DO...... BE I CONTROL OF MY VERY RARE ALLOWED ORGASMS.... IN CONTROL OF WHEN I EAT, WHO I SUCK, WHERE I GO, IN CONTROL OF WHAT I WEAR, IN CONTROL OF MY ERECTION AND MY VERY EXISTENCE.......... AND I KNOW THIS IS WHAT I NEED..... OH CHRIST ITS COMING SOON ITS COMING SOON ITS COMING SOON.....
Sara and Nicole: "NOW LET'S SEE THOSE TEARS WE ALL ENJOY SO MUCH CRY BABY CRY!"
Action:
AND AS IF A SPONGE HAD BEEN SQUEEZED THEY START TO JUST STREAM DOWN MY CHEEKS ALONG WITH GENUINE SOBS.... FEELS LIKE MY CHEST AND COCK ARE GOING TO EXPLODE TOGETHER..... S T R O K E...... i WAS BORN TO BE A PIG FOR THESE GIRLS I THINK AND IT FEELS SO PERFECT AND YOU ARE BOTH SMILING SO VERY VERY EVIL AND IT'S SO HAPPY CAUSE IT MADE YOU BOTH HAPPY YOU WITH THE CHASTITY KEY AROUND YOUR NECK AND NICOLE WITH THE VETTE KEY AROUND HERS...... THE PRECUM IS JUST GOBBING OUT THE TIP OF MY COCK NOW WHICH LOOKS LIKE A PURPLE PLUM..... THE TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN.... AND NOW........... OMG OMG OMG....
NICKI PULLS MY PIG HEAD WAY BACK AND THEN BACK DOWN TO SEE MY RIGHT HAND .... MOVING BY YOUR WILL AND NICOLE'S WILL, COMPLETELY OUT OF MY CONTROL..... AND AS THE CUM BEGINS TO ERUPT SARA MAKES ME LOOK RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA AND SAY:
"i'm THE PRIVATE PROPERTY OF SARA AND HER GIRLFRIENDS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND AS MY HAND FINISHES THE VERY LAST STROKE OF MY SIGNATURE JUDITH SNATCHES THE PAPER AWAY EVERYONE LAUGHS AND CLAPS AND YOU LOOK AT ME AND SAY, "SHOW EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BEING OUR PIG.... SHOOT IT HIGH IN THE AIR FOR US PIGGY.......AND SHOW EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU'RE A LITTLE CRYBABY BECAUSE NICOLE TOOK YOUR CAR AWAY"
Tears tears are streaming while ITS cum SHOOTS UP INTO THE AIR. THE EVIL MANIPULATRICES WERE RIGHT, THE MOST INTENSE ORGASM EVER and NO SOONER THAN THE LAST DROP, THEY CLAMP ON THE CHASTITY CAGE AND LOCK UP MY COCK.
Nicole: "WIPE the WINDSHIELD WITH YOUR TEARS and TONGUE CRYBABY!!!"
Action:
THEN NICOLE AND SARA DRIVE AWAY in the VETTE laughing and laughing, the VETTE is decorated with tin cans tied to streamers off the back, clanking down Ocean Drive, but instead of a sign saying JUST MARRIED, THE VETTE has a bumper sticker that says:
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
The Bets are In!!!
Taylor, Ember, Jessica and I are running bets on whether the Baby Whale will show up in 2 weeks to check out Nicole's rare blonde tiger stripe.
CLICK HERE for the Blonde Peeks Blog Post
We are betting SHOWS or NO-SHOWS. I think since Baby Whale has $500 invested, he will SHOW. Taylor says NO-SHOW, he was just drunk, horny and spendy that nite. Jessica says NO-SHOW because he will be onto the next thrill. Ember is vacillating, because she doesn't really think too deeply into the behavior of the male species, but she put her money on SHOW to even the odds. Well hmmm maybe she is more astute than I thought. Nicole doesn't know we are betting. And the loser(s) must???? Pay for drinks on a girls' nite out and serve as the designated driver(s). Well the loser(s) can always call Chippenstalker for driving services!!!
Taylor, Ember, Jessica and I are running bets on whether the Baby Whale will show up in 2 weeks to check out Nicole's rare blonde tiger stripe.
We are betting SHOWS or NO-SHOWS. I think since Baby Whale has $500 invested, he will SHOW. Taylor says NO-SHOW, he was just drunk, horny and spendy that nite. Jessica says NO-SHOW because he will be onto the next thrill. Ember is vacillating, because she doesn't really think too deeply into the behavior of the male species, but she put her money on SHOW to even the odds. Well hmmm maybe she is more astute than I thought. Nicole doesn't know we are betting. And the loser(s) must???? Pay for drinks on a girls' nite out and serve as the designated driver(s). Well the loser(s) can always call Chippenstalker for driving services!!!
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Financial Domination 101
Nicole and I have been schooling Ember on Financial Domination 101 and plan to go into more depth tomorrow when we go pool whoring. Just a few of the topics we covered with Ember this past week:
1. Always Check the Wallet
2. Grab the Wallet to Check to be sure the Owner isn't carrying a Poorboy Roll (lots of 1's and 5' with 20's or larger bills as bookends)
3. Check the Owner's Credit Card Stack
4. Check out car, condo, house, etc., meaning Check the Assets!
Ember, to her credit, did check out #4, but ignored the cardinal rule of checking the wallet last week. Last nite however, Ember and I went out for drinks and agreed to allow the loser to meet up with us, so when the loser did pull out the wallet to pay for drinks, she grabbed it and did a little flirtation wave with it asking what she would find if she opened it, teasing the loser. Am I going to find anything I'll like? He didn't even try to grab the wallet back, loser wimp, he just said, ummm ok you can take a look at it. So she opened it up and thumbed thru the cash, quick glance at major credit cards and handed it back to him. I'm sure it made his little peen hard to have a girl look at his wallet. Although the wallet itself was a little beat, don't judge a wallet by its cover ! ;-)
Nicole and I have been schooling Ember on Financial Domination 101 and plan to go into more depth tomorrow when we go pool whoring. Just a few of the topics we covered with Ember this past week:
1. Always Check the Wallet
2. Grab the Wallet to Check to be sure the Owner isn't carrying a Poorboy Roll (lots of 1's and 5' with 20's or larger bills as bookends)
3. Check the Owner's Credit Card Stack
4. Check out car, condo, house, etc., meaning Check the Assets!
Ember, to her credit, did check out #4, but ignored the cardinal rule of checking the wallet last week. Last nite however, Ember and I went out for drinks and agreed to allow the loser to meet up with us, so when the loser did pull out the wallet to pay for drinks, she grabbed it and did a little flirtation wave with it asking what she would find if she opened it, teasing the loser. Am I going to find anything I'll like? He didn't even try to grab the wallet back, loser wimp, he just said, ummm ok you can take a look at it. So she opened it up and thumbed thru the cash, quick glance at major credit cards and handed it back to him. I'm sure it made his little peen hard to have a girl look at his wallet. Although the wallet itself was a little beat, don't judge a wallet by its cover ! ;-)
Sunday, July 05, 2009
Fireworks
Ember landed a big loser date who paid her $400 to go out on July 4th, dinner and fireworks. Little did the loser know that there was some engineering behind her paid date. She and the loser would then meet up with me and my sister to see fireworks whereupon we would rave about the loser: so this is the guy you've been telling us about! We've heard so much about you! (vom vom barf barf) You could just tell when we laid it on thick, the loser ate it up with a parfait spoon.
But Ember needs more financial domination lessons. When the loser pulled out his wallet and opened it to pay for some fruit Smoothies, Em didn't even glance at the wallet, which of course, I did. This is Financial Domination 101, CHECK the WALLET! So I've got to give Ember more lessons, but she definitely landed a loser with some cash who is gaga over her.
Poor Taylor and Nicole had to work. Well not poor, as I'm sure they made decent tip $$$.
Nicki wasn't impressed with the fireworks. Apparently, she got spoiled up in Whorelando by the epic Disney fireworks, so Miami paled in comparison. But she did catch up with one of her fucktoys for a quickie.
Ember landed a big loser date who paid her $400 to go out on July 4th, dinner and fireworks. Little did the loser know that there was some engineering behind her paid date. She and the loser would then meet up with me and my sister to see fireworks whereupon we would rave about the loser: so this is the guy you've been telling us about! We've heard so much about you! (vom vom barf barf) You could just tell when we laid it on thick, the loser ate it up with a parfait spoon.
But Ember needs more financial domination lessons. When the loser pulled out his wallet and opened it to pay for some fruit Smoothies, Em didn't even glance at the wallet, which of course, I did. This is Financial Domination 101, CHECK the WALLET! So I've got to give Ember more lessons, but she definitely landed a loser with some cash who is gaga over her.
Poor Taylor and Nicole had to work. Well not poor, as I'm sure they made decent tip $$$.
Nicki wasn't impressed with the fireworks. Apparently, she got spoiled up in Whorelando by the epic Disney fireworks, so Miami paled in comparison. But she did catch up with one of her fucktoys for a quickie.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Fauxing with You
I really could kick myself in the ass for not exploiting the dating sites for slaves. Ember has been kicking ass and taking names and turning loser dates into cash. She collects $100 to $200 for coffee meet-ups or dinners, this to prove they are serious and funded and aren't losers and if they want to keep seeing her, same deal. And men are willing to pay. I guess they just factor it into the total amount they're willing to spend on dating and it's a sure thing, meaning the date that is, with a real girl, a pretty girl who they can fantasize might become their girlfriend.... But Ember won't sex them up, she sends them home horny, sometimes with assignments.
It's similar to the faux girlfriend angle I played out a year or so ago, but dropped, just got too busy and distracted to keep it up, but never thought of using the dating sites for fishing out the faux. But I even had another girlfriend who I rarely blog about who was using dating sites to meet men and then she would decide if they were worthy of sexing up or making them pay to see her again, not as an escort but to faux them. Why didn't I think of this. Ugh. Sometimes the obvious eludes me.
If men want escorts, there are plenty to choose from on Eros or Craigslist. If men want to spend time with a real girl, they still have to pay. Men always have to pay, that is the ultimate, ultimate bottom line. Sex or no sex.
So if you see ads for me in the near future on dating sites, ha! I'm not interested in dating, I'm interested in fauxing.
I really could kick myself in the ass for not exploiting the dating sites for slaves. Ember has been kicking ass and taking names and turning loser dates into cash. She collects $100 to $200 for coffee meet-ups or dinners, this to prove they are serious and funded and aren't losers and if they want to keep seeing her, same deal. And men are willing to pay. I guess they just factor it into the total amount they're willing to spend on dating and it's a sure thing, meaning the date that is, with a real girl, a pretty girl who they can fantasize might become their girlfriend.... But Ember won't sex them up, she sends them home horny, sometimes with assignments.
It's similar to the faux girlfriend angle I played out a year or so ago, but dropped, just got too busy and distracted to keep it up, but never thought of using the dating sites for fishing out the faux. But I even had another girlfriend who I rarely blog about who was using dating sites to meet men and then she would decide if they were worthy of sexing up or making them pay to see her again, not as an escort but to faux them. Why didn't I think of this. Ugh. Sometimes the obvious eludes me.
If men want escorts, there are plenty to choose from on Eros or Craigslist. If men want to spend time with a real girl, they still have to pay. Men always have to pay, that is the ultimate, ultimate bottom line. Sex or no sex.
So if you see ads for me in the near future on dating sites, ha! I'm not interested in dating, I'm interested in fauxing.
Friday, January 23, 2009
The Ember, Taylor and Nicole Update!
It seems the economy has impacted my girlfriends, especially those who only dabbled in domination from time to time. Ember and Taylor. It has motivated them to go back to playing with pathetic loser wimps.
Ember is back on the dating sites with a vengeance. Before, she used to like to fuck with wimps and losers on the dating sites, for her amusement and to regale us with stories and photos of how much fun she was having torturing the beta males. Nicole and I tried to find a Sugar Daddy or two for Ember, but she just couldn't picture herself having sexy times with anyone she really didn't want to have sexy times with. I don't blame her. To each their own pursuits....
But now she is torturing beta males for profit. Yes! This is the way it should be. If they want to meet her, they pay. Any dates, they pay for her time. She's a quasi-escort. But there will be no sexy times. She wants to have some cash around, "just in case".
Taylor decided she would go back to being a Sugar Baby and got back in touch with her favorite former wimpy but wealthy Sugar Daddy, "e". E was only too happy to hear from her and get back with her. Even tho e's clothing empire isn't doing that well, he still has millions socked away. Probably literally 'socked' away. And since Taylor works for a cruise line that has been laying off staff, she feels vulnerable and also wants to have some cash around, "just in case".
Nicole reports that strippers at her club have developed a new little financial domination game. Making strip club slaves pay for bills*. The strippers bring their bills to the club and flash them to clients and make them tuck the cash in the envelope of the bill. It's a little gimmicky, but whatever works. Then the strippers brag to each other about what bills their slaves paid. Nicole hasn't resorted to the gimmickry yet. But she said last weekend, she did stuff a few of her bills in her purse and brought them to work, "just in case".
*I see it on Niteflirt too. Make my car payment! Pay my cell phone bill! Hmmm, maybe Nicole and I should get slaves to pay our bills directly!
It seems the economy has impacted my girlfriends, especially those who only dabbled in domination from time to time. Ember and Taylor. It has motivated them to go back to playing with pathetic loser wimps.
Ember is back on the dating sites with a vengeance. Before, she used to like to fuck with wimps and losers on the dating sites, for her amusement and to regale us with stories and photos of how much fun she was having torturing the beta males. Nicole and I tried to find a Sugar Daddy or two for Ember, but she just couldn't picture herself having sexy times with anyone she really didn't want to have sexy times with. I don't blame her. To each their own pursuits....
But now she is torturing beta males for profit. Yes! This is the way it should be. If they want to meet her, they pay. Any dates, they pay for her time. She's a quasi-escort. But there will be no sexy times. She wants to have some cash around, "just in case".
Taylor decided she would go back to being a Sugar Baby and got back in touch with her favorite former wimpy but wealthy Sugar Daddy, "e". E was only too happy to hear from her and get back with her. Even tho e's clothing empire isn't doing that well, he still has millions socked away. Probably literally 'socked' away. And since Taylor works for a cruise line that has been laying off staff, she feels vulnerable and also wants to have some cash around, "just in case".
Nicole reports that strippers at her club have developed a new little financial domination game. Making strip club slaves pay for bills*. The strippers bring their bills to the club and flash them to clients and make them tuck the cash in the envelope of the bill. It's a little gimmicky, but whatever works. Then the strippers brag to each other about what bills their slaves paid. Nicole hasn't resorted to the gimmickry yet. But she said last weekend, she did stuff a few of her bills in her purse and brought them to work, "just in case".
*I see it on Niteflirt too. Make my car payment! Pay my cell phone bill! Hmmm, maybe Nicole and I should get slaves to pay our bills directly!
Friday, September 07, 2007
Ember's Report from Gayland
Poor Ember, some twinkletoes keeps emailing her how he always is 'thinking about her' and wishes she were here (where the twink is hanging out, he has a membership at a private swanky pool club), wants to send her flowers, invites her here there everygaywhere and she is like NO WAY, I DON'T LIKE GAY MEN. She even emailed this to him and he keeps emailing her back about her terrible rudeness and crudeness and that when she meets him she will see he is a "refined gentleman". The email correspondence is going nowhere, because Ember has NO intention of meeting the ultra-fehg. But he is obviously stuck on her. Scroll down for his pics. You can't miss the 'Eau de Gay'.
My other girlfriends and I get a special kick out of the photo where he crosses his legs like a girlie, I mean does he not have balls, or does he have balls the size of chick peas? Ember's fun little foray onto a dating site has yielded every flavor of fag imaginable and not one REAL MAN yet. Once Ember finds a real man, she won't have time to play online, but for now, we find all of Ember's reports from gayland amusing.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
The Fag from FUC
I am now assigning little fagboys into categories, along with illustrative photos. I feel like I'm doing a project for the National Geographic Channel. Here we observe the little Faggot Under Cover or FUC. A FUC needs to be exposed for the faggot that he truly is. He looks like a fag, acts like a fag, everyone thinks he's a fag, but him.
As for this first FUC? Ember, my dear blonde friend, needed some amusement and decided to put up a profile on a dating site to see what little fishies responded. She decided to fuck with any losers, wimps or fags who got in touch with her. I lamented to Ember, you should do NF, why do humiliation for free? But it's so much fun, she retorted. She passed along 2 photos to me via email, god, it was, yes it was, a FUC! Not only that, but he may also be a FIDdle (fag in denial). The other sad fact is that this FUC claims to be 41???? Hmmmmm, he must have hit the 4 instead of the 5 key.
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