Bye Bye Lexus!!!

One of my Niteflirt weak willed wimps is back. Guzzling Two Gingers like it's Ginger Ale and on the edge of financial ruination. This laundromat bra bandit a/k/a slave Bra Bandit is such a chronic stroker that he has a jerk off room in his house which features a recliner with a wide screen tv for porn viewing, boxes to stash all of the bras he's stolen and huge industrial sized jars of vaseline that he fucks or uses gob fulls to jack with. He also admits that like slave Idiot, he yanks off to his Visa bill every month with the innumerable strip club and Niteflirt charges. He lives in titillation and trepidation that Nicole and I are going to take some of his financial burden away. Specifically, his house, his car and his 401K. I told him, let's go for the car first. Judith, one of my sister's friends, is a lesbian divorce lawyer, and only represents wives in divorce proceedings. She gets super excited about relieving weak men of their money or assets. Judith is on the alert to write whatever contract we need to take this luxury ride away from the petroleum jelly jerker.

Here is a summary of my text messages with Judith earlier today:

Judith was in Napa Valley w/ her gf winetasting & they had been in San Francisco for New Year's

Me: Jude this is a weird question but what is your bra size incl cup

Judith: That is privileged information

Me: Would you sell one of her bras? How much?

Judith: Ok this has to be for one of your losers

{Pause}

Judith: My bras are not for men!

Me: Hahaha

{Pause}

Me: He would sell his Lexus for one of your bras and a jar of vaseline

Judith: SOLD!

Me: This is Nicole's and my loser. He sold the Mustang and now has a Lexus

Judith: We must get this car from the stupid fuck!

BYE BYE CORVETTE!!

A script for a short film by THE PIG

Starring: THE PIG (also known as 'IT')

Co-starring:
Sara
Nicole
Taylor
Ember
Nicki
Judith (Nicki's friend, also a lawyer & hardcore man-hating lesbo)


Premise: Nicole is going to take THE PIG's Corvette!!!!

THE PIG's thespian moment a/k/a pathetic monologue:

OMG SARA..... PLEASE STOP...... YOU'RE SCRAMBLING my FUCKING PIGGIE MIND.... DEAR JESUS PLEASE STOP.... YOUR WORDS ARE CONJURING UP THE MOST INTENSE IMAGES... MAKING my little pigtail SO FN STIFF..... PUSHING me DOWN TO my KNEES, NAKED, MOUTH WIDE OPEN OBEDIENTLY TO RECEIVE WHATEVER YOU DEEM APPROPRIATE....my MOUTH AN INSTRUMENT TO AMUSE YOU.... TO GARGLE OR HOLD CUM.... TO TAKE 1, 2, 3, 5, 10, 20 AS MANY COCKS AS YOU WISH... ALL SHOOT IN my mouth...

OH LOOK..... ITS NICOLE AND SHE'S GOT THE KEY to the CORVETTE!!!!!!!!!!! AND OH GOD IT HITS ME... BEING MANIPULATED AND COERCED AND USED BY THESE EVIL HEARTLESS MERCILESS MANIPULATRICES INTO ACTUALLY GIVING my VETTE AWAY....... OMG O JESUS CHRIST..... THEY WEREN'T JOKING OMG OMG THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE THE PIG DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG NO RULES ANYMORE..... THEY WANT TO GET me COMPLETELY FN OUT OF my MIND

Action:

WE TIE THE PIG TO A COUCH CHAIR STRICTLY LEGS PULLED APART, DRESSED UP, TIED UP, FUCKED UP, LIPSTICKED, HIGH HEELED, LEWDLY SPREAD AND SWOLLEN TIED UP COCK AND BALLS...... LOTS OF DIFFERENT GIRLS WITH VIDEO CAMERAS....

THE PIG: i'm DIZZY SARA i think i'm GONNA PASS OUT.... PLEASE HELP ME.....

SARA: (SMILING WICKEDLY) 'OF COURSE I'LL HELP'.... 'HELP NICOLE GET HER VETTE (EVIL LAUGHTER)!!!

Action:

THEN YOU GET ON ONE SIDE OF ME AND NICOLE GETS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME AND OOOOOOOOOOOO NICOLE HAS my VETTE KEY AROUND HER NECK DANGLING AND i FEEL LIKE i AM AT AN EXECUTION....... AND i want to die.... o cum and die at the same time..... AND TAYLOR AND EMBER COME CLOSE TO FILM IN CLOSE UP and i REALIZE THAT THIS IS WHAT i AM SUPPOSED TO BE..... YOUR TRUE OWNED SLAVE.....

AND THEN JUDITH APPEARS FROM THE CROWD AND OPENS A LEGAL SIZED FORM RIGHT BELOW MY RIGHT HAND AND I LOOK AT YOU AND YOU ARE GIDDY WITH DELIGHT AND I LOOK AT NICOLE AND SHE LOOKS POSITIVELY PREDATORY BUT AMUSED..... AND NICKI PUTS A PEN IN MY HAND AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU AND NICOLE TAKE TURNS ALMOST IMPERCEPTIBLY STROKING MY BOUND GROTESQUELY SWOLLEN TIED UP COCK.....

Sara and Nicole: "IF YOU DON'T SIGN ... YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CUM!!!!!! BUT IF YOU SIGN WHEN WE TELL THE PIG...... IT WILL BE THE ABSOLUTE BEST ORGASM OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TEN TIMES OVER!!!!!!!"

THE PIG'S PATHETIC MONOLOGUE continues:

AND OMG OMG OMG HELP HELP ME HELP ME..... i KNOW THIS IS TRUE!!!!!!!! HELP ME HELP ME....... HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING???????? BUT ITS SO GOOD.... I LOVE SARA AND NICOLE GOD FN GOD...... STROKING S O O O O O O O O SLOWLY..... AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH getting close!!!!!!!!

Sara and Nicole: "AND IT WILL ALSO BE THE LAST ORGASM YOU HAVE FOR AT LEAST A MONTH ..... BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING INTO CHASTITY RIGHT AFTER YOU SHOOT AND YOU WILL BE IN CHASTITY FOR US FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!"

Action:

SARA PROUDLY DISPLAYS THE KEY FOR THE CHASTITY CAGE TO EVERYONE.... STROKING AND STROKING JUST A LITTLE FASTER SARA MILKS THEN NICOLE MILKS AND THE GIRLS FILM AND it FEELS its PIG PAW MOVING TO THE SOLID LINE ON THE BILL OF SALE.......

WHAT ONLY $1.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PIG'S MONOLOGUE oinks on:

AND DEAR GOD HELP me i AM SOOOO EXCITED AND MY BEAUTIFUL OWNERS ARE GOING TO TAKE POSSESSION OF me AND BE IN CONTROL OF EVERY THOUGHT I HAVE, EVERY EMOTION i FEEL.... EVERYTHING i DO...... BE I CONTROL OF MY VERY RARE ALLOWED ORGASMS.... IN CONTROL OF WHEN I EAT, WHO I SUCK, WHERE I GO, IN CONTROL OF WHAT I WEAR, IN CONTROL OF MY ERECTION AND MY VERY EXISTENCE.......... AND I KNOW THIS IS WHAT I NEED..... OH CHRIST ITS COMING SOON ITS COMING SOON ITS COMING SOON.....


Sara and Nicole: "NOW LET'S SEE THOSE TEARS WE ALL ENJOY SO MUCH CRY BABY CRY!"

Action:

AND AS IF A SPONGE HAD BEEN SQUEEZED THEY START TO JUST STREAM DOWN MY CHEEKS ALONG WITH GENUINE SOBS.... FEELS LIKE MY CHEST AND COCK ARE GOING TO EXPLODE TOGETHER..... S T R O K E...... i WAS BORN TO BE A PIG FOR THESE GIRLS I THINK AND IT FEELS SO PERFECT AND YOU ARE BOTH SMILING SO VERY VERY EVIL AND IT'S SO HAPPY CAUSE IT MADE YOU BOTH HAPPY YOU WITH THE CHASTITY KEY AROUND YOUR NECK AND NICOLE WITH THE VETTE KEY AROUND HERS...... THE PRECUM IS JUST GOBBING OUT THE TIP OF MY COCK NOW WHICH LOOKS LIKE A PURPLE PLUM..... THE TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN.... AND NOW........... OMG OMG OMG....

NICKI PULLS MY PIG HEAD WAY BACK AND THEN BACK DOWN TO SEE MY RIGHT HAND .... MOVING BY YOUR WILL AND NICOLE'S WILL, COMPLETELY OUT OF MY CONTROL..... AND AS THE CUM BEGINS TO ERUPT SARA MAKES ME LOOK RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA AND SAY:

"i'm THE PRIVATE PROPERTY OF SARA AND HER GIRLFRIENDS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND AS MY HAND FINISHES THE VERY LAST STROKE OF MY SIGNATURE JUDITH SNATCHES THE PAPER AWAY EVERYONE LAUGHS AND CLAPS AND YOU LOOK AT ME AND SAY, "SHOW EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BEING OUR PIG.... SHOOT IT HIGH IN THE AIR FOR US PIGGY.......AND SHOW EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU'RE A LITTLE CRYBABY BECAUSE NICOLE TOOK YOUR CAR AWAY"

Tears tears are streaming while ITS cum SHOOTS UP INTO THE AIR. THE EVIL MANIPULATRICES WERE RIGHT, THE MOST INTENSE ORGASM EVER and NO SOONER THAN THE LAST DROP, THEY CLAMP ON THE CHASTITY CAGE AND LOCK UP MY COCK.

Nicole: "WIPE the WINDSHIELD WITH YOUR TEARS and TONGUE CRYBABY!!!"

Action:

THEN NICOLE AND SARA DRIVE AWAY in the VETTE laughing and laughing, the VETTE is decorated with tin cans tied to streamers off the back, clanking down Ocean Drive, but instead of a sign saying JUST MARRIED, THE VETTE has a bumper sticker that says:

JUST $1 OINK OINK

MyFlirtStore

Being an elite Niteflirt bitch, I have been chosen to sell my wares on the site MyFlirtStore. I plan to have all of my PTV assignments, picture packs and other goodies up shortly, and shortly in Florida time, is about a month or so.... But I have a few choice gay PTV assignments up already, so get your click on!

Entitlement



I've had a quite a few suggestions on maximizing my take from fatfuck c/o my sister, my girlfriends and even some of my admirers on Niteflirt. My sister counseled me at my gradation party and told me as long as I stay within his script, I can get more $ out of him.... Make him suck 2 cocks not just 1, make him watch me strap-on Nicole, make him watch me and 2 other girls go at it, make him watch me with a well hung cock or more than 1 cock. It's like playing poker, when you sit down at the table, you have to have the attitude that the other players' $ is yours. I need to up the ante with fatfuck. He's got to have stacks of chips from Botoxing and Trout Pout Limp Plumpery.



Other suggestions were blackmail and evil plots after I would take out very lucrative life insurance policies. As far as blackmail, I don't think his wife 'gives a crepe' about what fatfuck does, she has a beautiful house, household help, and plenty of plastic to shop with. When my sister, Nicole and I get our g-shots, my sister and I plan to bring up life insurance. Even if he doesn't die from an orgasm, he's a heart attack waiting to happen and shouldn't he plan for the near, hopefully very near future? Doesn't he want to make sure the really important women in his life are cared for after he expires?

Waygay, My New Gay Boi-friend

Pays me to be his 'beard'. Inotherfagwords, he pays me to fend off the gay, so his family, especially Granny Gotrock$, thinks he's as straight as a pin. This requires incredible acting skills on my part and mouthwash, for when I have to schmutz him in front of relatives, god knows where that mouth has been.


Granny Gotrock$ has a 2 million dollar crib in Boca willed to Waygay only if he's no longer gay and behaves like a good str8 boy should, you see, his family thinks his gayness was only a brief phase that he passed thru, like adolescence! So he produced me @ the holidays as his girlfriend. I counted the cash. If Hollywood bitches can deflect gay glare from actor fehgs, so can I. I just need to get Waygay to sign a contract where I'll get a cut of the inheritance for my continuing girlfriendliness!

Tom from Myspace needs to be my bitch!

OK we all know Tom, the geeky guy who everyone gets as their first friend when they sign up on Myspace. Supposedly Tom is real, and is one of the dotcomboys who made big bank when Myspace was bought out for billions. So yes, it would be fun to have Tom as my rich little bitchboy. Just looking at Tom, I think he probably wanks it too much, spends hours surfing internet porn, and really needs a bossy girl to keep him under her thumb. So Tom, if you should happen to read my little blog entry, and it made your lil peen hard, it's playtime!

Rich Lil Dick

Rich Lil Dick, as I will call him lives, in Vegas, loves my blog and bitchy 'cattitude'. Wants to fly me and Jesse out there for a weekend of cuckoldry and cocksuckery. Rich Lil Dick is actually cute enough to date, but so underhung, you'd have to break out the tweezers to look for the splinter. I lured in the Lil Dick from a hot website I found where girls can troll for rich fools. Fuck Craigslist. I think Jesse was the selling point, he asked for more pics of Jesse, prolly jacking to them as I write this. But that's ok, because little cucks should be gay and gayer! The only problem is trying to squeeze such a weekend into everyone's schedule, especially Jesse's. And then my sister and Nicole both reminded me about if Jesse and I are out in Vegas burdened with a bunch of cash, we might park our asses in a casino and lose it all. So we are going to propose to Rich Lil Dick that he cum to Miami to be cucked and gayed. We can give him the whole 'circus' here. Jesse can't believe that guys will pay that kind of money to play. But I reminded him what fatfuck pays every other week and what toad just ante'd up for my tuition.