Results of our New Year's Eve Contest!

We ran a contest to see who'd make the most money on New Year's Eve. Nicki finished in 1st place with $1,000 before taxes working as an ER Nurse, Nicole came in second, Ember came in third, I came in fourth, Taylor in fifth. Last place loser was supposed to buy us all drinks, but in this case, it means Taylor (who is a niteclub bartender right now), will just slide us free drinks on Girls Nite Out. Nicole reports that slave idiot will be our chauffeur! Because there is no way we are going to call up Chippenstalker!

Unsure when we're going to be able to pull off a Girls Nite Out due to all our various schedules, but since my birthday is coming up on the 27th, it might be combined with my birthday!

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Ember

Yes, she is still using Loser Lee. She 'broke up' with him so he would come crawling back, of course he did, with money in hand. She also found a new victim from her dating site loser goldmining, Dorko. She emailed me a pic of Dorko to show off her new catch and I recognized Ember's bitchboy! He was a weak wimp who had been on a sugar daddy site, a site that I had been using to find losers to enslave. So I quickly went back to the sugar daddy site to see if his profile was there, but it had vaporized, so apparently he was looking for dates after striking out as a sugar daddy.

According to Ember, he is very willing to pay for dates, because there would be no way his ass would get dates otherwise. And once when he asked about sex, she smacked his face! Then she made him say he was sorry for asking. I'm glad Ember put him in his loser place. I had put him in his loser place over a year ago, meeting him for coffee and getting $100 from him, but I think I scared him off, my demands and expectations were too overwhelming. But he can handle dinner plus movie or other dates on a pay-per-date basis. Pisses me off that I didn't give the wimp a faux girlfriend alternative, but sometimes I get carried away with being a dominant bitch.

Nicole

She has her pet cocksucker Kweer who is a quite lucrative gayboyslave forking over cocksucking fees. She also has summoned slave idiot this week and is waiting to see if he either shows up at the club or calls her back. It's about time we went on another slave idiot Amex shopping spree!

Taylor

Are wedding bells in Taylor's future? Y-E-S! She is willing to marry this total loser to take everything from him, we mean everything, all his assets, even his beloved golf clubs. If he doesn't marry her (and get divorced hahaha 24 hours later), her parents are pressuring her to go to law school. Her parents are both lawyers and find her current occupation (bartending) an abomination. Taylor just doesn't think she can go thru 4 more years of school. Her parents are willing to cover law school, but she'd have to move back home! Fate worse than death!

fatfuck

...is busy too busy always busy. Since he's back to work, after having quadruple bypass surgery, he's been too busy to play, and he hasn't been able to do much except watch me play with Nicole, fearful of running his b.p. up too high. But I think I'll hit up fatfuck for a shopping spree, since I need to keep the fatfuckfishy nibbling at my hook.

BYE BYE CORVETTE!!

A script for a short film by THE PIG

Starring: THE PIG (also known as 'IT')

Co-starring:
Sara
Nicole
Taylor
Ember
Nicki
Judith (Nicki's friend, also a lawyer & hardcore man-hating lesbo)


Premise: Nicole is going to take THE PIG's Corvette!!!!

THE PIG's thespian moment a/k/a pathetic monologue:

OMG SARA..... PLEASE STOP...... YOU'RE SCRAMBLING my FUCKING PIGGIE MIND.... DEAR JESUS PLEASE STOP.... YOUR WORDS ARE CONJURING UP THE MOST INTENSE IMAGES... MAKING my little pigtail SO FN STIFF..... PUSHING me DOWN TO my KNEES, NAKED, MOUTH WIDE OPEN OBEDIENTLY TO RECEIVE WHATEVER YOU DEEM APPROPRIATE....my MOUTH AN INSTRUMENT TO AMUSE YOU.... TO GARGLE OR HOLD CUM.... TO TAKE 1, 2, 3, 5, 10, 20 AS MANY COCKS AS YOU WISH... ALL SHOOT IN my mouth...

OH LOOK..... ITS NICOLE AND SHE'S GOT THE KEY to the CORVETTE!!!!!!!!!!! AND OH GOD IT HITS ME... BEING MANIPULATED AND COERCED AND USED BY THESE EVIL HEARTLESS MERCILESS MANIPULATRICES INTO ACTUALLY GIVING my VETTE AWAY....... OMG O JESUS CHRIST..... THEY WEREN'T JOKING OMG OMG THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE THE PIG DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG NO RULES ANYMORE..... THEY WANT TO GET me COMPLETELY FN OUT OF my MIND

Action:

WE TIE THE PIG TO A COUCH CHAIR STRICTLY LEGS PULLED APART, DRESSED UP, TIED UP, FUCKED UP, LIPSTICKED, HIGH HEELED, LEWDLY SPREAD AND SWOLLEN TIED UP COCK AND BALLS...... LOTS OF DIFFERENT GIRLS WITH VIDEO CAMERAS....

THE PIG: i'm DIZZY SARA i think i'm GONNA PASS OUT.... PLEASE HELP ME.....

SARA: (SMILING WICKEDLY) 'OF COURSE I'LL HELP'.... 'HELP NICOLE GET HER VETTE (EVIL LAUGHTER)!!!

Action:

THEN YOU GET ON ONE SIDE OF ME AND NICOLE GETS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME AND OOOOOOOOOOOO NICOLE HAS my VETTE KEY AROUND HER NECK DANGLING AND i FEEL LIKE i AM AT AN EXECUTION....... AND i want to die.... o cum and die at the same time..... AND TAYLOR AND EMBER COME CLOSE TO FILM IN CLOSE UP and i REALIZE THAT THIS IS WHAT i AM SUPPOSED TO BE..... YOUR TRUE OWNED SLAVE.....

AND THEN JUDITH APPEARS FROM THE CROWD AND OPENS A LEGAL SIZED FORM RIGHT BELOW MY RIGHT HAND AND I LOOK AT YOU AND YOU ARE GIDDY WITH DELIGHT AND I LOOK AT NICOLE AND SHE LOOKS POSITIVELY PREDATORY BUT AMUSED..... AND NICKI PUTS A PEN IN MY HAND AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU AND NICOLE TAKE TURNS ALMOST IMPERCEPTIBLY STROKING MY BOUND GROTESQUELY SWOLLEN TIED UP COCK.....

Sara and Nicole: "IF YOU DON'T SIGN ... YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CUM!!!!!! BUT IF YOU SIGN WHEN WE TELL THE PIG...... IT WILL BE THE ABSOLUTE BEST ORGASM OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TEN TIMES OVER!!!!!!!"

THE PIG'S PATHETIC MONOLOGUE continues:

AND OMG OMG OMG HELP HELP ME HELP ME..... i KNOW THIS IS TRUE!!!!!!!! HELP ME HELP ME....... HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING???????? BUT ITS SO GOOD.... I LOVE SARA AND NICOLE GOD FN GOD...... STROKING S O O O O O O O O SLOWLY..... AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH getting close!!!!!!!!

Sara and Nicole: "AND IT WILL ALSO BE THE LAST ORGASM YOU HAVE FOR AT LEAST A MONTH ..... BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING INTO CHASTITY RIGHT AFTER YOU SHOOT AND YOU WILL BE IN CHASTITY FOR US FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!"

Action:

SARA PROUDLY DISPLAYS THE KEY FOR THE CHASTITY CAGE TO EVERYONE.... STROKING AND STROKING JUST A LITTLE FASTER SARA MILKS THEN NICOLE MILKS AND THE GIRLS FILM AND it FEELS its PIG PAW MOVING TO THE SOLID LINE ON THE BILL OF SALE.......

WHAT ONLY $1.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PIG'S MONOLOGUE oinks on:

AND DEAR GOD HELP me i AM SOOOO EXCITED AND MY BEAUTIFUL OWNERS ARE GOING TO TAKE POSSESSION OF me AND BE IN CONTROL OF EVERY THOUGHT I HAVE, EVERY EMOTION i FEEL.... EVERYTHING i DO...... BE I CONTROL OF MY VERY RARE ALLOWED ORGASMS.... IN CONTROL OF WHEN I EAT, WHO I SUCK, WHERE I GO, IN CONTROL OF WHAT I WEAR, IN CONTROL OF MY ERECTION AND MY VERY EXISTENCE.......... AND I KNOW THIS IS WHAT I NEED..... OH CHRIST ITS COMING SOON ITS COMING SOON ITS COMING SOON.....


Sara and Nicole: "NOW LET'S SEE THOSE TEARS WE ALL ENJOY SO MUCH CRY BABY CRY!"

Action:

AND AS IF A SPONGE HAD BEEN SQUEEZED THEY START TO JUST STREAM DOWN MY CHEEKS ALONG WITH GENUINE SOBS.... FEELS LIKE MY CHEST AND COCK ARE GOING TO EXPLODE TOGETHER..... S T R O K E...... i WAS BORN TO BE A PIG FOR THESE GIRLS I THINK AND IT FEELS SO PERFECT AND YOU ARE BOTH SMILING SO VERY VERY EVIL AND IT'S SO HAPPY CAUSE IT MADE YOU BOTH HAPPY YOU WITH THE CHASTITY KEY AROUND YOUR NECK AND NICOLE WITH THE VETTE KEY AROUND HERS...... THE PRECUM IS JUST GOBBING OUT THE TIP OF MY COCK NOW WHICH LOOKS LIKE A PURPLE PLUM..... THE TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN.... AND NOW........... OMG OMG OMG....

NICKI PULLS MY PIG HEAD WAY BACK AND THEN BACK DOWN TO SEE MY RIGHT HAND .... MOVING BY YOUR WILL AND NICOLE'S WILL, COMPLETELY OUT OF MY CONTROL..... AND AS THE CUM BEGINS TO ERUPT SARA MAKES ME LOOK RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA AND SAY:

"i'm THE PRIVATE PROPERTY OF SARA AND HER GIRLFRIENDS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND AS MY HAND FINISHES THE VERY LAST STROKE OF MY SIGNATURE JUDITH SNATCHES THE PAPER AWAY EVERYONE LAUGHS AND CLAPS AND YOU LOOK AT ME AND SAY, "SHOW EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BEING OUR PIG.... SHOOT IT HIGH IN THE AIR FOR US PIGGY.......AND SHOW EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU'RE A LITTLE CRYBABY BECAUSE NICOLE TOOK YOUR CAR AWAY"

Tears tears are streaming while ITS cum SHOOTS UP INTO THE AIR. THE EVIL MANIPULATRICES WERE RIGHT, THE MOST INTENSE ORGASM EVER and NO SOONER THAN THE LAST DROP, THEY CLAMP ON THE CHASTITY CAGE AND LOCK UP MY COCK.

Nicole: "WIPE the WINDSHIELD WITH YOUR TEARS and TONGUE CRYBABY!!!"

Action:

THEN NICOLE AND SARA DRIVE AWAY in the VETTE laughing and laughing, the VETTE is decorated with tin cans tied to streamers off the back, clanking down Ocean Drive, but instead of a sign saying JUST MARRIED, THE VETTE has a bumper sticker that says:

JUST $1 OINK OINK

Wedding Bells for TayTay?

One of my Niteflirt sluts is utterly mesmerized by my girlfriend Taylor and said he would be willing to give up all of his assets to be married to her for just 24 hours! A marriage that would only be consummated by him kissing her feet. After all the assets are transferred, Taylor has agreed to split them among all the gf's. This loser doesn't deserve to have anything, so we should just take it. And if it takes a 24 hour marriage, Taylor is ready, willing and able.

So among our take will be a condo, an SUV, a liquidated 401K, cash, golf clubs (minus a 4 iron), and other assets too numerous to list here. And why does the little maggot loser get to keep a 4 iron you may ask?

You see TayTay and her fiance will be shopping for a new home, well his new home that is, at appliance stores. He will be inquiring about REFRIGERATOR BOXES. Because he will be living inside of one in an alley, in FTL. He will be permitted to wallpaper the inside of his new cardboard condo with pictures of Taylor's NYLON SOLES and keep his 4 iron to fend off his spot in the alley from other bums.

But TayTay's fiance will be no unemployed bum, he will be working in FTL and giving his paycheck to her. He won't even get an allowance, because he can dumpster dive for food, beg for quarters to do his laundry and suck cock if he needs to make enough to get a monthly gym membership to take daily showers!

The Bets are In!!!

Taylor, Ember, Jessica and I are running bets on whether the Baby Whale will show up in 2 weeks to check out Nicole's rare blonde tiger stripe.

CLICK HERE for the Blonde Peeks Blog Post

We are betting SHOWS or NO-SHOWS. I think since Baby Whale has $500 invested, he will SHOW. Taylor says NO-SHOW, he was just drunk, horny and spendy that nite. Jessica says NO-SHOW because he will be onto the next thrill. Ember is vacillating, because she doesn't really think too deeply into the behavior of the male species, but she put her money on SHOW to even the odds. Well hmmm maybe she is more astute than I thought. Nicole doesn't know we are betting. And the loser(s) must???? Pay for drinks on a girls' nite out and serve as the designated driver(s). Well the loser(s) can always call Chippenstalker for driving services!!!

Cruise

Taylor got laid off from the cruise line, she was fully expecting to get laid off, and was merely waiting for the sword to drop. So now she's back to her old job, bartending. Back when she was in school, she did a few summer cruises as a bartender hoping to make some extra cash for school, she didn't make that much since the cruise line didn't pay service staff well and she found most cruisers to be shitty tippers. Then she ended up getting hired by the same cruise line after graduation to play in their marketing department. Now Taylor's working it, pool whoring, running ads online for Sugar Daddies. She tried to hook back up with her former Sugar Daddy, but it didn't pan out. So now she's behind the bar and grinding the blender.

Unfortunately, she's operating under the same urban legend that Nicole is....someone will just walk into the club, see her and fall in love. The rescue fantasy lives. Because there is proof that is it happened in SoFlo, Proof #1: Matt Damon married that Luciana chick, who was a barmaid at Crobar (big tourist-y hotspot club). And now George Clooney is squiring around a cocktail waitress from another Miami club... When my mother reported that she read that in some gossip rag, she emailed 'sigh, if it only could have been me!!!' meaning her... or me? I wasn't sure. I know she has a huge crush on the early Mel Gibson and vintage George Clooney. But my gaydar goes off whenever I see Matt Damon, and always goes cuckoo for Clooney-puffs. Clooney's cocktail waitress, Lucy (hmmm I see a name similarity), is also a model!!! Duh, aren't we all??? Every cocktail waitress in Miami is also a model... in their own mind or on their Myspace or they do 'parties', car and boat shows, I mean that's what it's like to be a model in Miami.


Lucy, Model in Miami!
But apparently, Lucy hit the pot of fag-gold at the end of the gay rainbow. OK, I admit, I'm jealous, I wouldn't mind playing the beard, de-gaying a rich fag. So if you are a rich fag, and need a faux girlfriend, and are very, very generous, hit my email.

The Ember, Taylor and Nicole Update!

It seems the economy has impacted my girlfriends, especially those who only dabbled in domination from time to time. Ember and Taylor. It has motivated them to go back to playing with pathetic loser wimps.

Ember is back on the dating sites with a vengeance. Before, she used to like to fuck with wimps and losers on the dating sites, for her amusement and to regale us with stories and photos of how much fun she was having torturing the beta males. Nicole and I tried to find a Sugar Daddy or two for Ember, but she just couldn't picture herself having sexy times with anyone she really didn't want to have sexy times with. I don't blame her. To each their own pursuits....

But now she is torturing beta males for profit. Yes! This is the way it should be. If they want to meet her, they pay. Any dates, they pay for her time. She's a quasi-escort. But there will be no sexy times. She wants to have some cash around, "just in case".

Taylor decided she would go back to being a Sugar Baby and got back in touch with her favorite former wimpy but wealthy Sugar Daddy, "e". E was only too happy to hear from her and get back with her. Even tho e's clothing empire isn't doing that well, he still has millions socked away. Probably literally 'socked' away. And since Taylor works for a cruise line that has been laying off staff, she feels vulnerable and also wants to have some cash around, "just in case".

Nicole reports that strippers at her club have developed a new little financial domination game. Making strip club slaves pay for bills*. The strippers bring their bills to the club and flash them to clients and make them tuck the cash in the envelope of the bill. It's a little gimmicky, but whatever works. Then the strippers brag to each other about what bills their slaves paid. Nicole hasn't resorted to the gimmickry yet. But she said last weekend, she did stuff a few of her bills in her purse and brought them to work, "just in case".

*I see it on Niteflirt too. Make my car payment! Pay my cell phone bill! Hmmm, maybe Nicole and I should get slaves to pay our bills directly!

A Fish Named Dandy


Taylor is getting some nibbles on her hook. Nicole and I are high and dry. I think Nic and I need to go out and get our drink on and commiserate. The fishy nibbling on Taylor's hook is a FAG, but she claims he's not a fag. She says if it were like 100 years ago, he'd be called a Dandy. Yeah, well in my book Dandy spells FAG. Taylor and the Dandy Fop already have their first dining experience set up. This means 'fee paid' dining experience. Dandy wants to spank Taylor. This means 'fee paid' spanking experience.

Taylor claims to have the nicest, most spankable ass of all of us. Nicole says her ass is slightly superior. I dare not put my ass into this 'Bring It On' contest because I'd need to add poundage to build spankable meat. Taylor looks more for Sugar Daddies than slaves. It's more about the money to her than what she has to do or give up to get it. Being able to intoxicate herself with shopping afterward is worth the price of what she has to 'pay'. Nicole thinks Taylor is like a crack whore, but shopping is her crack.

UPdate: Dandy fagged out on the dining experience! Taylor was UPset. I told her she shouldn't have wasted so much time titillating him on cellie phone & txt & email before their meeting, because Dandy was probably yankee doodling the macaroni in his pantalones.