Nicole's slave Idiot was forced by Nicole to take out a VS credit card in her name. And he gets the bill. Nicole shops at VS on a whim. She'll text me to see if I need any bras, panties or whatever at Vicki's - our name for Victoria's Secret. Of course, a girl can never have enough bras, panties, lingerie, makeup, etc. Nicole even had to buy a lingerie dresser separate from her other mirror topped dresser to stuff all the panties and bras she's been Vicki's credit card raping slave Idiot for. And when I say Nicole bought it, she made slave Idiot pay for that too. Just like she made him pay for her new sofa a while back. The true secret, however, is what happens when slave Idiot gets the Vicki's credit card bill every month. Up periscope! He confessed to Nicole that he can't wait to tear open the bill, masturbate when he sees all the charges on the bill and then gunk up the bill with his goo. His shame is his excitement and his excitement is his shame. Down periscope.
Showing posts with label idiot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiot. Show all posts
Saturday, January 03, 2015
Victoria's True Secret
Sunday, August 17, 2014
Slave Updates
Nicole and I met with Popper one more time for some hotel room domination. He's been begging me for a solo session saying he doesn't want to pay for another Double Domme session right now. Seriously he's a little too weird for me to see alone. I told him he will have to save his Benjamins till he can afford Double the Torment and Double the Fun.
Scuba Do - two weeks ago I met him in a Walgreen's parking lot and sent him in for a matching pink lip gloss and nail polish. I put my bare feet on the steering wheel of his car and when he got back, he had to lick my feet and toes. Then I asked how much $ he had to pay for my presence and I told him it wasn't enough and that he had to go to the ATM for more. He got another $100 from the ATM and then we went thru a McDonald's drive thru for him to get french fries. Which I made him jerk off onto and eat. He kept choking and gagging since he claims gay stuff repulses him, but I secretly know it excites him. I even told him we would have sex if he would suck a cock for me, but what I meant was strapon sex or fucking a Fleshlight, not vanilla sex. Since there's a little bit of Lost in Translation going on between my Spanglish and his Spanish, he assumes he will get to fuck me if he sucks cock for me. I would ask jewfro boy if he would be my stunt cock for scuba do to suck. Surprisingly scuba asked for a few days to think about this. Nicole said I should have slapped him and said, "What, you even have to think about this? Don't you want to have sex with me?"
Nicole saw slave idiot last month. We compare him to a submarine that only occasionally surfaces. Up periscope! If Nicole texts me that, I know that slave idiot is surfacing for some wallet draining and humiliation. Sometimes idiot will do a Double Domme deal and sometimes it's Nicole only. Last month it was Nicole only which was disappointing because idiot is a generous shopping slave and I've been coveting a new purse. Nicole extracted quite a bit from idiot on the shopping trip and then kicked his balls. It's always the same grand finale for idiot. Ballkicking followed by hair sniffing then sock pussy. Nicole cleans out her hairbrush and gives him the natural blonde brushed out hair in a matted up wad that looks like a 70's pussy. So she said she brushed her pussy with the brush to get a little scent on it. She made him sniff the blonde hair and jack his tiny periscope into the dirty sock. slave idiot is fairly rich from what Nicole has found out about him, so he pays a nice amount to Nicole for the privilege of fulfilling his freaky fetishes! And who knows how long he keeps that hair. Maybe he has kept all of hairballs and created a collection ewwwww.
Monday, December 13, 2010
XXXmas Update!
fatfuck
Everyone has been asking what's going on with all of our slaves, especially re: XXXmas. Since Chanukah is over, ff can get back on his schedule in serving me! He has promised to make up for his nearly 2 week absence due to family and other holiday responsibilities. And let me tell you how he's going to make it up to me! With $$$$. That fat fucker. He better take me shopping or hand over the cash. And he will be sucking Adam's big fat cock too. Yes, the only sex fatfuck has now is cocksucking. He hasn't had sex with Mrs. fatfuck in years.
nuts
Nuts better go nuts over me for XXXmas or his chestnuts will be roasted over an open fire. I have a ballkicking and CBT date set up for this Wednesday afternoon. But shopping cums first, because he's too debilitated after our intense sessions to do anything but curl up and cry. What shall I make him buy me? Why more high heels to impale him with of course!
slave idiot
Nicole's slave idiot is truly pathetic. Nicole made him get her a new sofa for her condo because her dumb cat Bubbles scratched her old one. The new sofa was really expensive. She was worried he'd cancel the charge before it got delivered, but it showed up haha. But what thanks did idiot get for buying Nicole a sexy sofa for her to get fucked on by real men? Well he had to lick the tires of his car, I'm not talking the wheels or the sides, I'm talking the treads! Then she got in his car with him and made him do his usually "sock pussy" where he jerks off into a dirty sock. And he gets to sniff her "pussy" which means she cleans out her hairbrush and he gets to sniff her natural blonde hair. Of course he pays for all of this "pussy" action. I'm sure this is the closest to real pussy slave idiot has gotten in years.
Also, Nicole dropped her precious iphone in the toilet. Do they have an app for an iphone to float or tread water? Idiot had originally bought her iphone and she was going to make him buy her another. Luckily for idiot, he had put some kind of insurance plan on her phone because he must have had slave ESP that Nicole would eventually drop it and ruin it. Slave idiot probably saved a few hundred bucks. I imagine it was cheaper to insure than buy her a new one. So she got her replacement iphone courtesy of idiot too. She promised to call idiot when she's getting fucked on her new sofa so he can hear the hot fucking and be totally cuckolded. What a cuckold loser! But a cuckold loser with money!
slave kweer
Nicole's slave kweer has disappeared. oh well, they cum and they go, right?
ash slave
Nicki's slave (not to be confused with Nicole) ash slave is totally comatose 99% of the time. The guy is a raging alkie and probably starts his morning with vodka in fresh-squeezed orange juice or rather orange juice in his vodka. He is almost twice Nicki's age and loves Nicki and calls her his "Goddess". And he does spoil his Goddess too by shopping for her every week. The stupid slave has a lame scarf fetish. Too bad he doesn't have a more useful fetish like high heels or something Nicki could really use. I told her she better not be giving me a useless scarf for XXXmas even though he buys super expensive ones. Well if the scarf came with a receipt, I'd return it and get something I wanted, so maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea....
Ember's Loser Dating Service
Ember is making more $ now than she did when she had a job. She looks for the biggest losers on dating sites and offers to date them, for a price. Of course she looks for spendy ones. And they don't mind spending money on a date, it's like all factored in, right(?) to pay for a girl to even show up, a pretty girl, one who will listen to their pathetic life story and pretend to care. Ember still has Loser Lee on the hook, and a few more losers who keep her busy with dinner and movie dates and now XXXmas shopping dates! Ember says they love to see her trying on stuff and picking out stuff, it probably makes them pop a little boner to be seen in public with a (potentially) real girlfriend! Damn that Ember, she stole my Faux Dating Service and turned it into a Loser Dating Service and is raking in the dough-dough.
So now I think I have everyone caught up on all of our slaves and losers. Tis the season to be naughty or spendy!
fatfuck
Everyone has been asking what's going on with all of our slaves, especially re: XXXmas. Since Chanukah is over, ff can get back on his schedule in serving me! He has promised to make up for his nearly 2 week absence due to family and other holiday responsibilities. And let me tell you how he's going to make it up to me! With $$$$. That fat fucker. He better take me shopping or hand over the cash. And he will be sucking Adam's big fat cock too. Yes, the only sex fatfuck has now is cocksucking. He hasn't had sex with Mrs. fatfuck in years.
nuts
Nuts better go nuts over me for XXXmas or his chestnuts will be roasted over an open fire. I have a ballkicking and CBT date set up for this Wednesday afternoon. But shopping cums first, because he's too debilitated after our intense sessions to do anything but curl up and cry. What shall I make him buy me? Why more high heels to impale him with of course!
slave idiot
Nicole's slave idiot is truly pathetic. Nicole made him get her a new sofa for her condo because her dumb cat Bubbles scratched her old one. The new sofa was really expensive. She was worried he'd cancel the charge before it got delivered, but it showed up haha. But what thanks did idiot get for buying Nicole a sexy sofa for her to get fucked on by real men? Well he had to lick the tires of his car, I'm not talking the wheels or the sides, I'm talking the treads! Then she got in his car with him and made him do his usually "sock pussy" where he jerks off into a dirty sock. And he gets to sniff her "pussy" which means she cleans out her hairbrush and he gets to sniff her natural blonde hair. Of course he pays for all of this "pussy" action. I'm sure this is the closest to real pussy slave idiot has gotten in years.
Also, Nicole dropped her precious iphone in the toilet. Do they have an app for an iphone to float or tread water? Idiot had originally bought her iphone and she was going to make him buy her another. Luckily for idiot, he had put some kind of insurance plan on her phone because he must have had slave ESP that Nicole would eventually drop it and ruin it. Slave idiot probably saved a few hundred bucks. I imagine it was cheaper to insure than buy her a new one. So she got her replacement iphone courtesy of idiot too. She promised to call idiot when she's getting fucked on her new sofa so he can hear the hot fucking and be totally cuckolded. What a cuckold loser! But a cuckold loser with money!
slave kweer
Nicole's slave kweer has disappeared. oh well, they cum and they go, right?
ash slave
Nicki's slave (not to be confused with Nicole) ash slave is totally comatose 99% of the time. The guy is a raging alkie and probably starts his morning with vodka in fresh-squeezed orange juice or rather orange juice in his vodka. He is almost twice Nicki's age and loves Nicki and calls her his "Goddess". And he does spoil his Goddess too by shopping for her every week. The stupid slave has a lame scarf fetish. Too bad he doesn't have a more useful fetish like high heels or something Nicki could really use. I told her she better not be giving me a useless scarf for XXXmas even though he buys super expensive ones. Well if the scarf came with a receipt, I'd return it and get something I wanted, so maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea....
Ember's Loser Dating Service
Ember is making more $ now than she did when she had a job. She looks for the biggest losers on dating sites and offers to date them, for a price. Of course she looks for spendy ones. And they don't mind spending money on a date, it's like all factored in, right(?) to pay for a girl to even show up, a pretty girl, one who will listen to their pathetic life story and pretend to care. Ember still has Loser Lee on the hook, and a few more losers who keep her busy with dinner and movie dates and now XXXmas shopping dates! Ember says they love to see her trying on stuff and picking out stuff, it probably makes them pop a little boner to be seen in public with a (potentially) real girlfriend! Damn that Ember, she stole my Faux Dating Service and turned it into a Loser Dating Service and is raking in the dough-dough.
So now I think I have everyone caught up on all of our slaves and losers. Tis the season to be naughty or spendy!
Sunday, August 16, 2009
upDATES
So many have asked: did idiot show up as commanded at the strip club to spend even more $$$$ on Nicole. Alas no, he did not. As usual, idiot disappeared back into the ether, to recuperate from the financial and emotional devastation that Nicole and I dished out.
So many have also asked: did the baby whale who dropped $500 for a tiger stripe peek-a-boo ever show up at the club, and that answer is also no, strike 2 Nicole.
Even more have asked: did we play with fatfuck in our clamdigging session, and the answer is no, fatfuck was just an audience. I'm sure he was testing his cardiovascular system to see if he could handle watching such hotness without overheating, which he could, but he didn't wank or ask for any ballkicking or other favors haha. So we both spit in his mouth, which he loved, and he forked over the dough like a good little fat doughboy. He wants to book another session in about 2 weeks. He also looks very different, healthier. He shaved his beard and 'stache. He's lost alot of weight. I joked that he must have gotten a complimentary gastric bypass with the quadruple bypass and he said no, he had hired a nutritionist to consult over his diet and then hired a cook to prepare all of his meals. He is going to be exercising, and wants to lose 75 more pounds. A skinny fatfuck! Just say no!
And last but not least, so many have asked: Did Nicole shave the tiger stripe or keep it? Nicole waxed it. So the rare, natural blonde tiger stripe disappeared at the muffrippers (waxing salon). But Nicole can always revive it, if the offer is right!
So many have asked: did idiot show up as commanded at the strip club to spend even more $$$$ on Nicole. Alas no, he did not. As usual, idiot disappeared back into the ether, to recuperate from the financial and emotional devastation that Nicole and I dished out.
So many have also asked: did the baby whale who dropped $500 for a tiger stripe peek-a-boo ever show up at the club, and that answer is also no, strike 2 Nicole.
Even more have asked: did we play with fatfuck in our clamdigging session, and the answer is no, fatfuck was just an audience. I'm sure he was testing his cardiovascular system to see if he could handle watching such hotness without overheating, which he could, but he didn't wank or ask for any ballkicking or other favors haha. So we both spit in his mouth, which he loved, and he forked over the dough like a good little fat doughboy. He wants to book another session in about 2 weeks. He also looks very different, healthier. He shaved his beard and 'stache. He's lost alot of weight. I joked that he must have gotten a complimentary gastric bypass with the quadruple bypass and he said no, he had hired a nutritionist to consult over his diet and then hired a cook to prepare all of his meals. He is going to be exercising, and wants to lose 75 more pounds. A skinny fatfuck! Just say no!
And last but not least, so many have asked: Did Nicole shave the tiger stripe or keep it? Nicole waxed it. So the rare, natural blonde tiger stripe disappeared at the muffrippers (waxing salon). But Nicole can always revive it, if the offer is right!
Friday, August 07, 2009
Shut up and Sniff!
So on Tuesday afternoon, the idiot took Nicole and I shopping. Nicole and I bought sundresses and then a pair of sandals each. We also got manicures and made the idiot wait while we got our nails done. The only magazines at the salon were girlie mags, Nicole made him read Cosmo. Nicole was going to make him blow on our nails to dry them instead of using the mini-fans, but there were too many other matronly type customers who might have freaked. The girls who worked there got a major kick out of the whole scenario, because we made him over-tip them and thank them profusely for doing our nails so beautifully.
Then idiot got to do 'sock pussy' in his SUV while we acted excruciatingly bored, in fact, Nicole started brushing her hair while idiot was begging to see the blonde tiger stripe, so finally Nicole flashed the tiger stripe and brushed it with her hair brush, told idiot to shut up then made idiot sniff her hair brush. Then after idiot spurted into his sock, Nicole cleaned her hair brush, and gave him a little tangly snatch of hair and told him to go home and sniff that and masturbate onto it. Which I'm sure the idiot did.
The Take: $450 for the sundresses and sandals
Manicures with Tip: $90
Tiger Stripe Viewing Fee: $300 (of which I got $100 for my time)
Plus idiot is supposed to come to the club tonite or tomorrow nite to worship Nicole, if his Amex and cash stash can bear it, we shall see....
So on Tuesday afternoon, the idiot took Nicole and I shopping. Nicole and I bought sundresses and then a pair of sandals each. We also got manicures and made the idiot wait while we got our nails done. The only magazines at the salon were girlie mags, Nicole made him read Cosmo. Nicole was going to make him blow on our nails to dry them instead of using the mini-fans, but there were too many other matronly type customers who might have freaked. The girls who worked there got a major kick out of the whole scenario, because we made him over-tip them and thank them profusely for doing our nails so beautifully.
Then idiot got to do 'sock pussy' in his SUV while we acted excruciatingly bored, in fact, Nicole started brushing her hair while idiot was begging to see the blonde tiger stripe, so finally Nicole flashed the tiger stripe and brushed it with her hair brush, told idiot to shut up then made idiot sniff her hair brush. Then after idiot spurted into his sock, Nicole cleaned her hair brush, and gave him a little tangly snatch of hair and told him to go home and sniff that and masturbate onto it. Which I'm sure the idiot did.
The Take: $450 for the sundresses and sandals
Manicures with Tip: $90
Tiger Stripe Viewing Fee: $300 (of which I got $100 for my time)
Plus idiot is supposed to come to the club tonite or tomorrow nite to worship Nicole, if his Amex and cash stash can bear it, we shall see....
Sunday, August 02, 2009
The Lure of the Blonde Tiger Stripe
So the baby whale did not show up, which means that Taylor and Jessica owe Ember and me drinkies. Taylor will probably just tell everyone to come to the club where she bartends and she'll slide us freebies. While the baby whale did not answer the call of the blonde tiger stripe, slave idiot did!!! Nicole did not even summon the idiot, he just showed up, or should I say her blonde tiger stripe's incredible mesmerizing power summoned the idiot. Then Nicole led idiot around by his dick literally. She made him pay for the VIP area. Then she flashed the tiger stripe. She said his eyes widened when he saw 'it'. At the end of the nite, she wallet raped him by emptying out the remaining cash. Total idiot cash take: $800.
Today idiot called Nicole and said he wants to take Nicole shopping this week and could he see 'it' again. So 'it' is paying off. Nicole told him I get to go shopping with her. Slave adventures on the schedule: Fatfuck is supposed to pay for clam digging and idiot shall pay for shopping and another peek at the rare blonde snatch patch.
So the baby whale did not show up, which means that Taylor and Jessica owe Ember and me drinkies. Taylor will probably just tell everyone to come to the club where she bartends and she'll slide us freebies. While the baby whale did not answer the call of the blonde tiger stripe, slave idiot did!!! Nicole did not even summon the idiot, he just showed up, or should I say her blonde tiger stripe's incredible mesmerizing power summoned the idiot. Then Nicole led idiot around by his dick literally. She made him pay for the VIP area. Then she flashed the tiger stripe. She said his eyes widened when he saw 'it'. At the end of the nite, she wallet raped him by emptying out the remaining cash. Total idiot cash take: $800.
Today idiot called Nicole and said he wants to take Nicole shopping this week and could he see 'it' again. So 'it' is paying off. Nicole told him I get to go shopping with her. Slave adventures on the schedule: Fatfuck is supposed to pay for clam digging and idiot shall pay for shopping and another peek at the rare blonde snatch patch.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Bikini BDSM!
Nicole reports that slave idiot came crawling back for more wallet rapery (if that is a word) and humiliation. I assume he paid off his Amex, and couldn't stay away from Nicole's magnetic pull. Since Nicole's other slave poolboy is traveling for biz and isn't expected back till early May, Nicole is planning to win cash and prizes from her idiot. She has a shopping foray scheduled this week.
I will be seeing fatfuck on Wednesday, perhaps I can extract a shopping spree from my slave. He did pay for a bikini recently that I humiliated him with by whipping his fuzzy face with the bikini top and stuffing the bottoms into his mouth while I kicked his fuzzy nuts. Bikini BDSM!
Nicole reports that slave idiot came crawling back for more wallet rapery (if that is a word) and humiliation. I assume he paid off his Amex, and couldn't stay away from Nicole's magnetic pull. Since Nicole's other slave poolboy is traveling for biz and isn't expected back till early May, Nicole is planning to win cash and prizes from her idiot. She has a shopping foray scheduled this week.
I will be seeing fatfuck on Wednesday, perhaps I can extract a shopping spree from my slave. He did pay for a bikini recently that I humiliated him with by whipping his fuzzy face with the bikini top and stuffing the bottoms into his mouth while I kicked his fuzzy nuts. Bikini BDSM!
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Idiot's Delite
Well slave idiot has continued his spending spree on Nicole. Nicole scored a new laptop (hmmm was she jealous fatfuck sprung $1000 for mine?), and a laptop carry case (hmmm was she jealous my sister gifted me this for Xmas?), plus a commercial blender to mix drinks Chez Nicole. The latter was snarfed up at a restaurant supply place that was going OOB (out of business) or OOB as we call it down here. Lots of places going OOB. Retail is passe, it's nothing to do with the economy. Nicole also made slave idiot buy her a few kitchen-y gadget things. Idiot bought a few kitchen-y things too. How domestic. He claims to be a good cook and wants to whip up a huge dining experience for all of us hotties. Chef Idiot. Soon he will have his own cooking show. Cooking for dominant girls who laugh at him and belittle him for their amusement. Fucker I said Rare not Medium Rare! The Salad Dressing is too Mayonnaise-y dumbass!
So what delites did idiot get for taking Nicole shopping? A kick in the balls, spit in the mouth, pinched nips on his bitchtits, and to jerk off into a dirty sock he dutifully fetched from his hamper. SOCK PUSSY Nicole calls it. I am going to steal the SOCK PUSSY idea from Nicole!
Well slave idiot has continued his spending spree on Nicole. Nicole scored a new laptop (hmmm was she jealous fatfuck sprung $1000 for mine?), and a laptop carry case (hmmm was she jealous my sister gifted me this for Xmas?), plus a commercial blender to mix drinks Chez Nicole. The latter was snarfed up at a restaurant supply place that was going OOB (out of business) or OOB as we call it down here. Lots of places going OOB. Retail is passe, it's nothing to do with the economy. Nicole also made slave idiot buy her a few kitchen-y gadget things. Idiot bought a few kitchen-y things too. How domestic. He claims to be a good cook and wants to whip up a huge dining experience for all of us hotties. Chef Idiot. Soon he will have his own cooking show. Cooking for dominant girls who laugh at him and belittle him for their amusement. Fucker I said Rare not Medium Rare! The Salad Dressing is too Mayonnaise-y dumbass!
So what delites did idiot get for taking Nicole shopping? A kick in the balls, spit in the mouth, pinched nips on his bitchtits, and to jerk off into a dirty sock he dutifully fetched from his hamper. SOCK PUSSY Nicole calls it. I am going to steal the SOCK PUSSY idea from Nicole!
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Idiota
Nicole has slave idiot on a roll. They went to the Hard Rock and she spent his $$$ to gamble, she hit the blackjack table and the roulette wheel. Pssst, her lucky numbers are 6 and 31. And she swears by "always bet on black". Don't we all? She finished $300 ahead. Idiot went into the hole haha. Then he went into the hole even more because he had to take Nicole shopping. She bought a new pair of tight ass jeans and made slave idiot sniff her ass thru the jeans. She made him buy all of her girlfriends XXXmas presents, namely lingerie and sex toys. Nicole said a crystal dildo with a g-spot curve is cumming my way. Nicole always ruins XXXmas surprises. Since my g-spot is still humming from the Restylane, this toy should be alot of fun. And she wasn't done with idiot. She made him buy her a new pair of earrings, expensive. And a few splurges for her puppy Jetsam. Cha-ching! idiot's ATM and Amex took another big hit.
Nicole has slave idiot on a roll. They went to the Hard Rock and she spent his $$$ to gamble, she hit the blackjack table and the roulette wheel. Pssst, her lucky numbers are 6 and 31. And she swears by "always bet on black". Don't we all? She finished $300 ahead. Idiot went into the hole haha. Then he went into the hole even more because he had to take Nicole shopping. She bought a new pair of tight ass jeans and made slave idiot sniff her ass thru the jeans. She made him buy all of her girlfriends XXXmas presents, namely lingerie and sex toys. Nicole said a crystal dildo with a g-spot curve is cumming my way. Nicole always ruins XXXmas surprises. Since my g-spot is still humming from the Restylane, this toy should be alot of fun. And she wasn't done with idiot. She made him buy her a new pair of earrings, expensive. And a few splurges for her puppy Jetsam. Cha-ching! idiot's ATM and Amex took another big hit.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Idiotic
slave idiot took Nicole shopping this afternoon. I was unable to go on this shopping spree as I had a lunch date. Don't choke, it was with a dyke, one of my ex-prof's from school. Then I had to meet with my bosslady after lunch plus do some XXXmas shopping for my family and friends. I know most of you are wondering if the dyke hit on me, she was solicitous, but totally professional. It was more of a business-y lunch, nevertheless, I'm sure she wondered what it would be like if I sat on her face for dessert.
That bitch Nicole raked it. Damn. I don't even have a spendy XXXmas slave, I have a Jewish scrooge whose shrew wife has him by the pubes for their holidays and parties and spending time with his sons who are on winter break from med school.
Poor Jesse (and the adjective is very appropriate) wants to meet up with me later tonite. I think he wants to play hide the large penis in one of Sara's hiding places. Not that I don't like playing the game, but I'm "in a mood" as my Mom used to call it. And I think I'll take it out on Jesse! Poor Jesse doesn't know what he's in for....
slave idiot took Nicole shopping this afternoon. I was unable to go on this shopping spree as I had a lunch date. Don't choke, it was with a dyke, one of my ex-prof's from school. Then I had to meet with my bosslady after lunch plus do some XXXmas shopping for my family and friends. I know most of you are wondering if the dyke hit on me, she was solicitous, but totally professional. It was more of a business-y lunch, nevertheless, I'm sure she wondered what it would be like if I sat on her face for dessert.
That bitch Nicole raked it. Damn. I don't even have a spendy XXXmas slave, I have a Jewish scrooge whose shrew wife has him by the pubes for their holidays and parties and spending time with his sons who are on winter break from med school.
Poor Jesse (and the adjective is very appropriate) wants to meet up with me later tonite. I think he wants to play hide the large penis in one of Sara's hiding places. Not that I don't like playing the game, but I'm "in a mood" as my Mom used to call it. And I think I'll take it out on Jesse! Poor Jesse doesn't know what he's in for....
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Strange Dance
Nicole just called, funny how I must have summoned pure evil when I posted about her just a few minutes ago.
Nicole: Do you think we will burn out idiot again? Are we going too much too fast?
Me: Hell no, we have to get as much as possible from him before he gets his credit card statement or realizes how much he's spent and runs away again to lick his wounds. It happens all the time on Niteflirt. The money piggy slaves come running back when they want to play again. It's a strange dance.
Nicole: Yeah, it happens at the club too. It's like they're manic.
Me: I don't think they're manic depressives chemically, but they follow that curve. Mania followed by deep depression. Desire and regret. So while they're manic, we need to suck 'em dry.
Nicole: I left a message for idiot to call me. Let's see what we can suck out of him next.
Nicole just called, funny how I must have summoned pure evil when I posted about her just a few minutes ago.
Nicole: Do you think we will burn out idiot again? Are we going too much too fast?
Me: Hell no, we have to get as much as possible from him before he gets his credit card statement or realizes how much he's spent and runs away again to lick his wounds. It happens all the time on Niteflirt. The money piggy slaves come running back when they want to play again. It's a strange dance.
Nicole: Yeah, it happens at the club too. It's like they're manic.
Me: I don't think they're manic depressives chemically, but they follow that curve. Mania followed by deep depression. Desire and regret. So while they're manic, we need to suck 'em dry.
Nicole: I left a message for idiot to call me. Let's see what we can suck out of him next.
Leather Crazed!
Nicole and I met the idiot Friday evening for drinks and mayhem. Idiot was sweating, because he knew this would not be cheap. Nicole asked why he was such a pussyboy before. Idiot admitted that strong women scared him. He claimed he would date submissive women, women who admired his physique (guffaw, maybe years ago, when idiot was a weightlifting type). But he had always been attracted to physically strong or bitchy women. But he said he clashed with them. Which is hard to believe because idiot, while a narcissist, is a real pussy.
So we all had some Mojitos and then Nicole kicked idiot in the balls as he was getting out of his SUV, he knew this was coming, so he kind of crouched in dread. Oh man, oh man, that hurt, that hurt, but I guess I deserve it, idiot whined. You KNOW you deserve it, Nicole clarified.
Idiot took us shopping. Nicole bought new luggage, a whole set! And I got a new handbag. Nicole was plotting. Now she wants to make idiot pay for her to take a little vacay, sans idiot, altho idiot is begging to go wherever Nicole goes, like a little puppydog. Idiot's Amex took about a $1,200 hit between drinks, luggage, handbag. I love the smell of new leather. I need a leather slave to get me new shoes and handbags and belts and leather jackets and whips and skirt and.... I could go on but will stop myself before I get too leather crazed.
Nicole and I met the idiot Friday evening for drinks and mayhem. Idiot was sweating, because he knew this would not be cheap. Nicole asked why he was such a pussyboy before. Idiot admitted that strong women scared him. He claimed he would date submissive women, women who admired his physique (guffaw, maybe years ago, when idiot was a weightlifting type). But he had always been attracted to physically strong or bitchy women. But he said he clashed with them. Which is hard to believe because idiot, while a narcissist, is a real pussy.
So we all had some Mojitos and then Nicole kicked idiot in the balls as he was getting out of his SUV, he knew this was coming, so he kind of crouched in dread. Oh man, oh man, that hurt, that hurt, but I guess I deserve it, idiot whined. You KNOW you deserve it, Nicole clarified.
Idiot took us shopping. Nicole bought new luggage, a whole set! And I got a new handbag. Nicole was plotting. Now she wants to make idiot pay for her to take a little vacay, sans idiot, altho idiot is begging to go wherever Nicole goes, like a little puppydog. Idiot's Amex took about a $1,200 hit between drinks, luggage, handbag. I love the smell of new leather. I need a leather slave to get me new shoes and handbags and belts and leather jackets and whips and skirt and.... I could go on but will stop myself before I get too leather crazed.
Friday, December 05, 2008
Slave Idiot is Back!
What a glutton for punishment. Nicole and I scared his fat ass away before. We told him he will pay for running for the exit sign last time. We are meeting with the idiot Friday early evening-ish to punish his soul and also his wallet. I think for idiot, having 2 pretty dominant girls (lack of punctuational pun intended) suck some goods out of his Amex is worth the price to mitigate the shittiness of his existence. We'll see how much idiot drop$ on us. This should be fun. I'm feeling 'spendy'.
Read up about the idiot by clicking on the idiot.
What a glutton for punishment. Nicole and I scared his fat ass away before. We told him he will pay for running for the exit sign last time. We are meeting with the idiot Friday early evening-ish to punish his soul and also his wallet. I think for idiot, having 2 pretty dominant girls (lack of punctuational pun intended) suck some goods out of his Amex is worth the price to mitigate the shittiness of his existence. We'll see how much idiot drop$ on us. This should be fun. I'm feeling 'spendy'.
Read up about the idiot by clicking on the idiot.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
The Idiot - MIA in MIAMI!!!
Nicole = pissed. The idiot was supposed to have a date with her on Friday. This meant he was supposed to go to the strip club and spend lots of $$$ on Nicole. He was a no-show! Not only that, but Nicole kept ringing his cell phone to find out where his flabby ass was and all she got = voicemail. So she asked me to call his cell phone to see if he was dodging her #. I got voicemail too. I said maybe he fell asleep in his reclino-lounger and snoozed right thru his date. But he's still not answering today. So she's ultra-pissed. She asked me if it's possible she churned, turned and burned him faster than other slaves. This would be like 2 weeks. She tallied the take in her evil calculator brain. "Oh well, if he's done, at least I got $2,750."
Nicole = pissed. The idiot was supposed to have a date with her on Friday. This meant he was supposed to go to the strip club and spend lots of $$$ on Nicole. He was a no-show! Not only that, but Nicole kept ringing his cell phone to find out where his flabby ass was and all she got = voicemail. So she asked me to call his cell phone to see if he was dodging her #. I got voicemail too. I said maybe he fell asleep in his reclino-lounger and snoozed right thru his date. But he's still not answering today. So she's ultra-pissed. She asked me if it's possible she churned, turned and burned him faster than other slaves. This would be like 2 weeks. She tallied the take in her evil calculator brain. "Oh well, if he's done, at least I got $2,750."
Friday, April 25, 2008
Dinner with the Idiot!
Nicole and I went to dinner with the idiot. Of course, our intention was that he would have to pay in more ways that one. It was well worth it to him to shell out $500 plus dinner on his Amex to be seen with 2 beautiful girls. And he probably went home and j.o.'d altho Nicole told him to take a cold shower. We were planning to punish slave idiot in a session, but he claimed to be too nervous to do that yet. Call this dinner the icebreaker pre: the ballbreaker!
We also pretty much ignored slave idiot the whole nite, meaning we didn't really talk with him except to get some crucial information to use against him later. At one point, when he did say something, Nicole said to me: 'Did you hear something?' Me: 'No, it was an echo, the acoustics in this place are terrible.' Then she and I kept talking. He had told Nicole before our 'date' that he wanted us to order really expensive stuff off the menu and not even eat more than a few bites of, meaning waste food, which isn't any problem for me, because I usually only eat a few bites anyway. Then we made the waiter dude clear the plates into one styrofoam 'doggie-bag' container, incl. stuff Nicole and I had spit out or pre-chewed haha, and this was supposed to be idiot's late nite snack. Nicole said it would be better than eating pussy. Yum!
So for his punishment session, Nicole is planning to make him wear a bra and panties, due to his moobs!!! Man-boobs, see pic above. However, we didn't know his chest size....to get the right bra size. But men are so gullible and information can be extracted from them so easily by a pretty girl.
Me: So Idiot, Nicole emailed me the pic you sent her, since she wanted to show you off to all of her girlfriends
Idiot: {doesn't say anything, but I bet he starts a 'wittle' tent party in his pants}
Me: It looks like you used to lift weights alot, like you used to be a bodybuilder, your chest looks very developed
Nicole: {has to stop herself from cracking up, acts like she is choking / coughing}
Idiot: I still work out, girls thought I was a bodybuilder when I was younger, I worked out a lot then, 3 hours a day
Me: What is your chest size now?
Idiot: My chest size is my shirt size. I'm a 48.
Nicole laughed with me later, god I hope they have size 48 bras at Walmart! Ewwwwwww. I mean where else will we be able to buy a biggie-sized over-the-shoulder-manboob-holder?
Nicole and I went to dinner with the idiot. Of course, our intention was that he would have to pay in more ways that one. It was well worth it to him to shell out $500 plus dinner on his Amex to be seen with 2 beautiful girls. And he probably went home and j.o.'d altho Nicole told him to take a cold shower. We were planning to punish slave idiot in a session, but he claimed to be too nervous to do that yet. Call this dinner the icebreaker pre: the ballbreaker!
We also pretty much ignored slave idiot the whole nite, meaning we didn't really talk with him except to get some crucial information to use against him later. At one point, when he did say something, Nicole said to me: 'Did you hear something?' Me: 'No, it was an echo, the acoustics in this place are terrible.' Then she and I kept talking. He had told Nicole before our 'date' that he wanted us to order really expensive stuff off the menu and not even eat more than a few bites of, meaning waste food, which isn't any problem for me, because I usually only eat a few bites anyway. Then we made the waiter dude clear the plates into one styrofoam 'doggie-bag' container, incl. stuff Nicole and I had spit out or pre-chewed haha, and this was supposed to be idiot's late nite snack. Nicole said it would be better than eating pussy. Yum!
So for his punishment session, Nicole is planning to make him wear a bra and panties, due to his moobs!!! Man-boobs, see pic above. However, we didn't know his chest size....to get the right bra size. But men are so gullible and information can be extracted from them so easily by a pretty girl.
Me: So Idiot, Nicole emailed me the pic you sent her, since she wanted to show you off to all of her girlfriends
Idiot: {doesn't say anything, but I bet he starts a 'wittle' tent party in his pants}
Me: It looks like you used to lift weights alot, like you used to be a bodybuilder, your chest looks very developed
Nicole: {has to stop herself from cracking up, acts like she is choking / coughing}
Idiot: I still work out, girls thought I was a bodybuilder when I was younger, I worked out a lot then, 3 hours a day
Me: What is your chest size now?
Idiot: My chest size is my shirt size. I'm a 48.
Nicole laughed with me later, god I hope they have size 48 bras at Walmart! Ewwwwwww. I mean where else will we be able to buy a biggie-sized over-the-shoulder-manboob-holder?
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Nicole's New Slave
Nicole has a new slave named idiot. She asked him to email her a pic of him so she could show him off to her girlfriends. A picture tells a thousand words. And all of them are GAY!!! Why, if you're 55 and rotundo, do you feel the need to get a tribal tatt??? What, so you can look hotter on the beach?!?! Looks like he dyes his hair and shaves his chest too, probably because the chest hair looked like old gray pubes. I know, he wanted to show off his moobs (man boobs). Anyway, I am supposed to punish slave idiot with Nicole sometime in the next few weeks. Nicole will then join me in punishing fatfuck next time I get that fat walrus in my clutches. Now Nicole and I have to decide what to do at these sessions to make them extra memorable.
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