Bye Bye Lexus Part 2!!

Read Bye Bye Lexus Part 1 for the context of what's going on with the slave Bra Bandit!

Sara, I got so fucking frustrated when I read Judith's response to your text asking about Judith's bra size and her cup size. That teasing cunt said that her bra/cup size is "privileged information"?! OMFG I need to know exactly how big those sweater puppies of hers are so badly! Since Judith said that it is "privileged information", they most probably are Huge, Soft, and Wobbly. I also hate that that cunt Judith said that her bras are "not for men" when you asked if she would sell me one of her unwashed bras ... what a fucking Man-Hating Bitch!

But I am glad that Judith knows that I am a horny idiot who thinks with his widdle-bitty dick and that she wants to help fuck me over for my Lexus. If I lived in the Miami area, and you, Nicole and Judith got me Drunk enough, Horny enough, and Stupid enough, I would sign a contract trading my Lexus for Judith's unwashed bra and a huge jar of vaseline.

Judith is an unfair Cunt but her bitch responses made my dick stick straight up and forced me to spend the last two days relentlessly rubbing myself raw while thinking about Judith's bra and what an unfair bitch Judith is.

I also cound not stop thinking about how you told me that if I was married and getting a divorce, and Judith was my wife's divorce lawyer, Judith would call me up telling me exactly how I'm going to be taken to the cleaners financially, with her vibrator Buzzing Loudly through the phone.

Sara, would you please, please tell Judith for me that I think she is an Unfair Cunt for not telling me her Bra/Cup size? And would you please try to find out her bra size on your own by peeking through her laundry/drawers (or better yet, just steal one of Judith's unwashed bras and then sell it to me).

Sara, you Nicole and Judith are such manipulative teasing bitches ... I sprayed so much thick globs of spunk reading Judith's words that I ruined a keyboard by gluing some of the keys permanently stuck. Please tell Judith that she is an unfair Cunt and please try to steal a bra for me to purchase. Gawd, I wish I lived nearby so that I could get really, really drunk and get totally fucked over by you, Nicole and Judith just like that guy who lost his Corvette for $1!

Bye Bye Lexus!!!

One of my Niteflirt weak willed wimps is back. Guzzling Two Gingers like it's Ginger Ale and on the edge of financial ruination. This laundromat bra bandit a/k/a slave Bra Bandit is such a chronic stroker that he has a jerk off room in his house which features a recliner with a wide screen tv for porn viewing, boxes to stash all of the bras he's stolen and huge industrial sized jars of vaseline that he fucks or uses gob fulls to jack with. He also admits that like slave Idiot, he yanks off to his Visa bill every month with the innumerable strip club and Niteflirt charges. He lives in titillation and trepidation that Nicole and I are going to take some of his financial burden away. Specifically, his house, his car and his 401K. I told him, let's go for the car first. Judith, one of my sister's friends, is a lesbian divorce lawyer, and only represents wives in divorce proceedings. She gets super excited about relieving weak men of their money or assets. Judith is on the alert to write whatever contract we need to take this luxury ride away from the petroleum jelly jerker.

Here is a summary of my text messages with Judith earlier today:

Judith was in Napa Valley w/ her gf winetasting & they had been in San Francisco for New Year's

Me: Jude this is a weird question but what is your bra size incl cup

Judith: That is privileged information

Me: Would you sell one of her bras? How much?

Judith: Ok this has to be for one of your losers

{Pause}

Judith: My bras are not for men!

Me: Hahaha

{Pause}

Me: He would sell his Lexus for one of your bras and a jar of vaseline

Judith: SOLD!

Me: This is Nicole's and my loser. He sold the Mustang and now has a Lexus

Judith: We must get this car from the stupid fuck!

Victoria's True Secret

Nicole's slave Idiot was forced by Nicole to take out a VS credit card in her name. And he gets the bill. Nicole shops at VS on a whim. She'll text me to see if I need any bras, panties or whatever at Vicki's - our name for Victoria's Secret. Of course, a girl can never have enough bras, panties, lingerie, makeup, etc. Nicole even had to buy a lingerie dresser separate from her other mirror topped dresser to stuff all the panties and bras she's been Vicki's credit card raping slave Idiot for. And when I say Nicole bought it, she made slave Idiot pay for that too. Just like she made him pay for her new sofa a while back. The true secret, however, is what happens when slave Idiot gets the Vicki's credit card bill every month. Up periscope! He confessed to Nicole that he can't wait to tear open the bill, masturbate when he sees all the charges on the bill and then gunk up the bill with his goo. His shame is his excitement and his excitement is his shame. Down periscope.

Work vs Play

Many of my devotees have asked for a blog update on what kinky activities my girlfriends and I have been up to. Well, there wasn't enough kinkiness around XXXmas. I could make up something spectacular just for the sake of my blog, but that would be too much effort. The truth is, I was busy with family holiday activities and spending time with friends. And my slave Scuba Do was also busy over the holidays visiting family in the D.R. and in the U.S. Before he left, he bestowed me with a small stack of Gift Cards for Christmas. He felt he should give me gifts for Christmas instead of cash which he associates with playtime. So, now I have Whole Foods, iTunes, Sephora, Williams Sonoma, Starbucks and other gift cards to have fun with. It was a nice haul. A few weeks ago, I met up with Fatfuck before Hanukkah for a quick lunch. Après lunch, we went to the Coach store where he bought a bag for the Mrs and bought me a new wallet. This visit to the Coach store has been a tradition for a few years. Fatfuck has the worst taste in bags. Without me, he'd make a disastrous purchase and risk his wife's disdain. As far as payment for my personal shopping services, I told him that he needed to put something in the new wallet and he slipped a few large bills in the billfold for me.

Nicole received some nice gifties from her slaveboys. One gift was that her condo got painted by the painting company owned by her slave Van Go Go. Her. Entire. Two Bedroom. Condo. Painted free. Worth thousands. She also got some nice gifties from slave Idiot and from a new slave she snared a few months ago called Sissy BitchTits. I will have to write about this sissy in another blog post.

Back to me. There is some very good news about slave Nuts. I texted him Happy New Year before heading out for too much cheap champagne and dance floor revelry. Perhaps the timing was just right. He texted me back Happy New Year, but also added that we should get together soon. I hope this means that he got rid of his suspicious and snoopy girlfriend or that he needs to pursue his kinks regardless of how suspicious his gf might be about his pursuits outside their relationship. I texted him back that I might have some time this weekend if he wanted to get together. Waiting to hear back on that. Hopefully, he is craving an over the top ballkicking and strap on gobbling session.

Last week a Niteflirt slave told me that he has been seeing a few prodommes in his area for about $200 an hour for BDSM and wonders how I'm able to get more out of my slaves. I asked him how much he would pay a hot girl for a private session, instead of paying a dominatrix in a dungeon. He had to pause and think about that. What I have found in my time of slave trading is that men are willing to pay more to be indulged by a kinky, dominant girl versus a commercial prodomme. Realistically, however, Scuba pays about $200 per play session, sometimes more, but never less, so the parity is not off for about an hour or so of playtime where I meet him. He is not an overly demanding or needy slave even though there is additional time I spend texting him between sessions. To me it's fun to fuck with him in text messages. Most prodommes don't allow for personal contact. My spendiest former slave, Fatfuck, I no longer see as a session slave. His health is too precarious. But Fatfuck is wealthy, so for him, to drop $500 or $700 plus a tip for a few hours in a hotel room to have his fetishes indulged was never a big deal. He was a lot of fun to play with and it never felt like work even though I ultimately left the hotel room with a nice amount of cash. The major difference is a prodomme works. I play. I also pointed this out to my Niteflirt slave. And told him that men like when they feel that being dominated isn't work, but play, and are willing to pay for the conceptual difference. By the end of the call, he capitulated.

Slave Updates

Nicole and I met with Popper one more time for some hotel room domination. He's been begging me for a solo session saying he doesn't want to pay for another Double Domme session right now. Seriously he's a little too weird for me to see alone. I told him he will have to save his Benjamins till he can afford Double the Torment and Double the Fun.

Scuba Do - two weeks ago I met him in a Walgreen's parking lot and sent him in for a matching pink lip gloss and nail polish. I put my bare feet on the steering wheel of his car and when he got back, he had to lick my feet and toes. Then I asked how much $ he had to pay for my presence and I told him it wasn't enough and that he had to go to the ATM for more. He got another $100 from the ATM and then we went thru a McDonald's drive thru for him to get french fries. Which I made him jerk off onto and eat. He kept choking and gagging since he claims gay stuff repulses him, but I secretly know it excites him. I even told him we would have sex if he would suck a cock for me, but what I meant was strapon sex or fucking a Fleshlight, not vanilla sex. Since there's a little bit of Lost in Translation going on between my Spanglish and his Spanish, he assumes he will get to fuck me if he sucks cock for me. I would ask jewfro boy if he would be my stunt cock for scuba do to suck. Surprisingly scuba asked for a few days to think about this. Nicole said I should have slapped him and said, "What, you even have to think about this? Don't you want to have sex with me?"

Nicole saw slave idiot last month. We compare him to a submarine that only occasionally surfaces. Up periscope! If Nicole texts me that, I know that slave idiot is surfacing for some wallet draining and humiliation. Sometimes idiot will do a Double Domme deal and sometimes it's Nicole only. Last month it was Nicole only which was disappointing because idiot is a generous shopping slave and I've been coveting a new purse. Nicole extracted quite a bit from idiot on the shopping trip and then kicked his balls. It's always the same grand finale for idiot. Ballkicking followed by hair sniffing then sock pussy. Nicole cleans out her hairbrush and gives him the natural blonde brushed out hair in a matted up wad that looks like a 70's pussy. So she said she brushed her pussy with the brush to get a little scent on it. She made him sniff the blonde hair and jack his tiny periscope into the dirty sock. slave idiot is fairly rich from what Nicole has found out about him, so he pays a nice amount to Nicole for the privilege of fulfilling his freaky fetishes! And who knows how long he keeps that hair. Maybe he has kept all of hairballs and created a collection ewwwww.

A Niteflirt Slave who is Falling under our Spell!!!

I passed out when I got back from the strip club, but I spent the entire morning beating off to Nicole and Jessica laughing and especially to the bikini pic. As soon as I read your words "Nicole in a bikini" I hit the send-payment button. It is completely unfair, that beautiful women like you and Nicole use your extreme good looks to take advantage of little-dick guys like me who have to beat off all the damn time. I so wish I could be the moron who did all of Nicole's chores, and then got some hairbrush hair with a used sock to beat off in. I would pound in and out of that sock pussy while thinking about how beautiful Nicole is and what an unfair bitch she is, until I squirted and filled the sock pussy with long thick gelatinous heavy ropes of cum.

from Sara... Nicole and I are planning a way to get this useless small dick loser to liquidate his 401K for our financial benefit!!!!

Popper got Popped

Nicole and I hooked up our first Double Domme session with slave Popper at a swanky hotel where Popper got a freebie room for us to play in. He had all of his gear including buttplug, collar, leash and of course, poppers. The poppers he brought were little vials marked "air freshener" LMAO, so we made him sniff and sniff his air fresheners and get really fucked up. We made him shove the butt plug up his nasty ass. Ewww Nicole and I weren't going near his fat hairy butthole. Then we put on his collar and leash and walked him around the hotel room like a pet slave and threatened to take him for a walk down the hotel corridor. He was mortified that I even opened the door to check if anyone was out there. He begged us not to humiliate him publicly which we know means when translated from weak slave speak: please humiliate me publicly. We smacked his face, spit on him and instead of kicking his balls, we punched them. OMG that was so much fun. I was getting so excited I wanted to boot Popper from the hotel room and just mess around with Nicole. Next, we raided the mini bar and made him drink little booze bottles without mixers, down the hatch. He totally gets into Forced Intox play. We made him jack off in front of the hotel room window hahahaha and then lick his pathetic gizz off the glass. When we finally left he was so fucked up, he was moaning and nearly passed out on the bed with the butt plug IN hahahaha. The grand finale: Nicole and I took our slave Tribute $ and went shopping TA-DA!

Sugar Daddy Slave

I decided to change my listing on a Sugar Daddy site to "Looking for a Slave". Enslavement is a limited niche on a Sugar Daddy site where most men are looking for Sugar Baby sex. I had been thinking about doing this and ran it by my bff and partner in crime Nicole. She said it's like the Law of Attraction, you have to attract what you want. All a dominant bitch like me needs is one good slave to come from my listing redux. And if one good slave was prompted to connect with me, it would be the beginning of a meaningful Mistress \ slave relationship. After I launched my revamped listing, I got a lot of slaveboy wannabe's who messaged me, but didn't follow through. I swear there are guys on these Sugar sites who jack off to their fantasy of you, because you are far too powerful and scary to be in their real world. I did get one good respondent who I shall call Popper. Popper wants to literally do poppers and be treated like a slave bitch. Kicked, spit on, smacked, collared and leashed, butt plugged and humiliated. He is married but claims he doesn't have sex with his wife anymore so marks on his body are ok. He works in upper management at a hotel and can get a hotel room to play in, gratis. I'm going to bring Nicole to the first session since I don't know Popper that well yet. We've only had coffee so far which he paid for the privilege of even meeting me, to prove his worth. He seems submissive and eager to play. I'm hoping he will turn into a regular and profitable playtoy.

Blocked!

"Tell me how much money I should add to my account. I don't want to spend a lot."

After careful review of his past account spending, I find that he had done only a one minute call a year ago. And has clicked on numerous buttons, like all of my pay to views. Without buying a single one. I'm sure he cost me more in featured clicks than what I netted from his one minute wonder call. So, I blocked him!

Cut & Pasters are Timewasters!

Received this meandering cut&paste email...

Cut & pasters are timewasters because they rarely, if ever, call or buy pay to views. This is the work of one hand typing and one hand fapping!

i told my exgf that she could have total control in our relationship and make me do anything. She got so into this she would tell me to go to adult theaters and have all who would like to get a beej could use my mouth like a cum dump. then started dressing me up before going up there and finally on the night of our breakup, new years eve, when we had a huge fight before we were supposed to go out and party, she had her best friend, a hot but butch Korean chick, totally fuck with me. i was alone at home and had a bunch of lingerie and put it on and heels, and at 1:30am i get a text come to the front door, your master Korean bitch Kathy is here. i was totally a slut at that point and open the door and she is there with 4 dudes, and they were all looking at me weird. so then Kathy says: Get down there and blast everyone off. so i had to give them all blowjobs. Kathy called my exgf and told her i was a gay slut and that she should have no concern for me other than how much more humiliating can i make him be. She has lost interest in humiliating me know, she has a new bf, so I need to be humiliated and forced to suck cock, please help me.

Scuba, Scuba Do Where Are You? We've Got Some Shopping To Do Now

According to Scuba's confessions to me... He knew he was submissive for years, but hadn't pursued his desire to submit to a dominant girl. He hid his submissive nature behind his work where he has to take on a somewhat Alpha role in order to get things done. Scuba is the rare submissive with a big cock. He's also cute, funny and more than any of my other slaves, past or present, he has an interesting life. He could definitely have a girlfriend, especially if she was the bitchy type to rule over him. But he confessed that his exgfs have all wanted him to be "the man", that they were submissive sexually and that they only wanted to please him.

He signed up for membership on a sugar daddy website, because he wanted to start out by taking girls shopping. He noticed a lot of girls on the site wanted to shop and be spoiled according to their profiles, and he figured that they might notice he was really submissive and that he just wanted to spend money on them and not have sex with them. He was amped to find my profile since I made it clear there was no illusion that there would be sex, fuck no. There would only be servitude, submission and shopping. These things would arouse him more than straight sex ever did anyway. So, when I go out with another guy, after going to dinner with Scuba as my warm-up cuckold date, I tell him he must go back to his place and jack off to me being with a real man with a huge cock. Even though Scuba has a big cock, he refers to it as a small cock, in deference to superior Alpha males. He now realizes where he is in the hierarchy of men. A beta male.

Recently, I had to give several birthday gifts to two of my besties and Scuba took me shopping. He paid for three very girlie beach totes. One for me and two for my bffs. In FLA you can never have enough sandals, flipflops, sunglasses, bikinis and beach totes! And slaves...

I'm pretty sure this is bullshit!

Why? Since a lot of other Flirts received the same cut&paste email! LMAO. And he obviously didn't look at my listing or he would have seen that I have a blog accessible via PTV only, this one!

Goddess,

Hey. I know you're killing it on Niteflirt. Got little dicked losers lined up calling your phoneline and making you that loot... I want to help you stack more cash! I noticed you don't have a blog or a tumblr. A lot of the other professionals on here use both as it is a good way to drive traffic to your Niteflirt listings and also expand your "brand". I want to create a blog and a tumblr for you! You can have all the access to it and everything. As well as "final cut" on everything that is posted. I simply want to write entries for you and put pictures on a tumblr for you, etc. Let me help you increase your online presence and make more money. 100% FREE. I don't want any money from you. I'm a broke college student who can't afford to call you. If doing this for you earns me a few "sexy emails" I’d be overjoyed. I'm not looking to mooch your time, I know it's too valuable for me, ha! I’m an secondary education major - language arts specialized, and I enjoy creative writing. I’m also obviously into phonesex and the fetishes you specialize in. I’d be a great fit to write your blog. Let me know if you're interested. I look forward to hearing back from you.

Scuba, Scuba Do

It's about time that I have a new real time slave to write about, since slave Avocado turned brown and rotted and claimed he went back to fucking all these chicks he was fucking and didn't need to be a slave anymore, yeah right. Keep paying those hookers at the airport LaQuinta who you find on the Miami Backpage.com ads to fuck your little dick, you loser! So, my new slave will be known as Scuba Do (he likes to scuba dive) and he has even proposed muff diving or pussy snorkeling since he believes his Mistress deserves ultimate pleasure. Of course I do! But, I do not let slaves near my pussy until I feel we have a more intimate Dom \ sub relationship.

I met Scuba Do from a Sugar Daddy website where I make it plainly clear I am only looking for generous, but submissive Sugar Daddies. Some play like they are submissive or play like they are brand spankin' new to being submissive and some fake submissive to try to get close to me so they can make a money pitch to fuck me, but that's NOT going to happen. I'm not a Sugar Baby in the traditional sense and definitely not an escort or hooker. Should I blame a guy for trying to fuck me? No. But I hate when a fake submissive wastes my time. Which is why I make all of them pay to meet me. At least $100, but usually $200 or even more, especially if I pick up the fake slave vibe.

So far, Scuba Do has paid in the thousands for the privilege of serving me since mid May, running errands for me, taking me to dinner at all the trendy places that I pick out. I have plans to take this relationship further. When Scuba Do has been a good slave, he gets to jerk off in front of me. Earlier tonight, I even let him see my pussy, yes, see what he couldn't have and then stroke and pay.

You can stroke and pay for me, too, on Niteflirt, but you won't get to see my pussy, because you don't deserve to!

NEW Slave coming to The Slave Trade

I've been placing profiles on several websites to find a few new slaves. Mostly my profiles seem to be like flypaper, attracting annoying timewasters I just swat away. Feeling the financial pangs since my best slave fatfuck is retired from sessions due to having a pacemaker and other medical issues, I know I need another slave or two to fill that void. I still kick slave nuts in the balls occasionally and have turned him into a cocksucker. I owe my blog and blog readers an update on how I've taken slave nuts from a ballkicking fetishist to a cock gobbler via strap on training.

For now, I wanted to write a little about a new slave I just met who I will be hopefully be using for my financial gain and my amusement! Meet slave avocado. He's an attorney, in spanish, abogado, which is how when I told my BFF Nicole, he's a Cuban guy, an attorney, y'know an abogado, she said: what, an avocado? Ok... our cell reception wasn't good, but the name stuck.

Slave avocado feels like he wants to submit to a dominant girl, but not go through the theatrics in a dungeon scenario with a prodomme. He wants to spoil her and do what she tells him to do... He said he's very new to this, meaning I am the first girl he met who he even discussed his submissive desires with. He isn't the submissive wimp type by appearance or demeanor, he comes across as Alpha confident and accomplished. His desire for submission is the desire to let go, to experience the power exchange which very dominant males like attorneys and others crave when they are typically always in control. Being submissive to a beautiful girl, going into subspace is like an exciting drug. So avocado and I are going to be meeting again this week to talk more about how our Dom \ sub relationship is going to take shape. The more I think about it, the more I like his slave name, a little hard and rough on the outside as a high powered attorney, but green ($$$) and mushy on the inside!

pimped out by a Pimptress girl on Backpage and forced by Sara

Pimptress Jessica called me to take care of some "clients". They pay her online then I have to show up wherever they are and do what I'm told. How can I be a lowly whore? I'm married and have a responsible job. But nothing before has ever excited me so much and made my cock throb. And Sara forces me to do it. I even have to pay Sara for every cock I have the privilege to suck and Jessica keeps all the pimp money so I make nothing.

First: a hairy biker at a dive motel. He wanted to face fuck me while his biker chick girlfriend watched. I laid over the edge of the bed still dressed and he face fucked me with his 7" very hairy cock. I gagged several times while his girlfriend yelled at me to gag on it. His balls smelled like he had been riding for a couple of days without showering. It seemed like an hour, but it was only 10 minutes before he came all over my face. His girlfriend took a cell phone snap, laughed and then kicked me out. My cell phone rang and Jessica directed me to another hotel 3 blocks down the street. She said I hope you were a good cocksucker and I said yes.

I walked down the street with my hard cock straining in my pants and past a couple of hookers who laughed when they saw me wiping cum from my face with my shirt sleeve. One walked up and grabbed my balls hard and said you better not be taking money from me you gay loser. I made it to the next hotel which was way more disgusting than the dive motel, believe it or not. This guy was a married guy who had rented the room by the hour for us to meet. He instructed me to turn around and put a blindfold on me before I could see him. He tied my hands and stuck his cock in my mouth. It was super small, but he told me to pretend it was big. I worshiped his cock until he came in my mouth and then he left the room leaving me tied up loosely. I got free as my phone rang. Jessica then directed me back to the original dive motel.

I arrived to see an ugly crossdresser in makeup and a slutty baby doll nightie and a BBW domme. The domme told me I was to strip and let her loser slave suck my cock while she fucked his ass. He was sucking as his BBW Mistress was fucking him. The Mistress said you are to be the first guy to fuck my sissy slave in the ass. He was begging her no please no, but she said this is your punishment. Essentially, it was punishment to me too, this was so fucking gay. Sara had been making me gayer and gayer and now here I was having to fuck a sissy. I stood next to the bed and slid in easily and started fucking him bareback and he was protesting that he wasn't gay and to stop. She came up behind me and said bend down and kiss him while I penetrate you. I did and he wouldn't let me kiss him until she threatened him. He had a small cock that I could feel in between us. I couldn't believe I had to kiss a man. Kiss a man. Even though he was a sissy. This was the ultimate in being forced gay. As I kissed him he started cumming in between us just as I grunted filling his ass with my cum. She kept fucking me until my cock slipped out of him. She then told me to grab a used fast food drink cup on the night stand and hold it under his ass until all the cum leaked out then she looked at the cup and said good. Now feed it to the sissy which I did as he gagged and she laughed. She gave me a few poppers and said I was a good gay bitch.

I did the poppers in my car and got a major rush and jacked off and licked up my cum before I drove home. I can't believe I'm being pimped out by Jessica and Sara.