Bye Bye Lexus Part 2!!

Read Bye Bye Lexus Part 1 for the context of what's going on with the slave Bra Bandit!

Sara, I got so fucking frustrated when I read Judith's response to your text asking about Judith's bra size and her cup size. That teasing cunt said that her bra/cup size is "privileged information"?! OMFG I need to know exactly how big those sweater puppies of hers are so badly! Since Judith said that it is "privileged information", they most probably are Huge, Soft, and Wobbly. I also hate that that cunt Judith said that her bras are "not for men" when you asked if she would sell me one of her unwashed bras ... what a fucking Man-Hating Bitch!

But I am glad that Judith knows that I am a horny idiot who thinks with his widdle-bitty dick and that she wants to help fuck me over for my Lexus. If I lived in the Miami area, and you, Nicole and Judith got me Drunk enough, Horny enough, and Stupid enough, I would sign a contract trading my Lexus for Judith's unwashed bra and a huge jar of vaseline.

Judith is an unfair Cunt but her bitch responses made my dick stick straight up and forced me to spend the last two days relentlessly rubbing myself raw while thinking about Judith's bra and what an unfair bitch Judith is.

I also cound not stop thinking about how you told me that if I was married and getting a divorce, and Judith was my wife's divorce lawyer, Judith would call me up telling me exactly how I'm going to be taken to the cleaners financially, with her vibrator Buzzing Loudly through the phone.

Sara, would you please, please tell Judith for me that I think she is an Unfair Cunt for not telling me her Bra/Cup size? And would you please try to find out her bra size on your own by peeking through her laundry/drawers (or better yet, just steal one of Judith's unwashed bras and then sell it to me).

Sara, you Nicole and Judith are such manipulative teasing bitches ... I sprayed so much thick globs of spunk reading Judith's words that I ruined a keyboard by gluing some of the keys permanently stuck. Please tell Judith that she is an unfair Cunt and please try to steal a bra for me to purchase. Gawd, I wish I lived nearby so that I could get really, really drunk and get totally fucked over by you, Nicole and Judith just like that guy who lost his Corvette for $1!

Chippenstalker?

"I've read your recent blog, which - as always - are fascinating, foxy and funny in equal measures. Your Chippendale Chauffeur offer sounds like one you'll explore. If he was prepared to pay you for the privilege of cleaning, driving and serving for you all, then surely he's in with a chance?" --peewee

peewee,

1. I am not holding my breath waiting to see a pic of the 'Chippendales quality body' this #1 fan claims to have. Nicole thinks the email is a joke, but who knows. Hmmmm maybe she wrote it?

2. Chippendales are gay! They may have hot hardbodies, but the general impression of most women is that they're gay. Why women buy their calendars and clamor for lapdances from prancing Chippendale fags at bachelorette parties is beyond me.

3. Ewww do we want a Chippendales fag to know where each one of us lives as he picks us up and drops us off after a nite of clubbing. Major stalker potential.

4. Ewww again, do we want a Chippendales fag to know where each one of us lives as he vacuums our apartments or condos? And his obsession with vacuuming....He sounds like the obsessive type....

It takes a lot of trust to let a slave into your life, or any man, and to let him know where you live. It's so much easier for a girl to give out her Myspace page these days and let guys into her virtual world than her real one....

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Dear Sara

I put your March wallpaper on my computer. I worship you!!!! And I saved the picture of Nicole and Jessica on St. Patrick's Day and uploaded it to my cell phone. I feel it has a special meaning and message to me as I have a super small dick. That picture keeps me in my place. It reminds me what pretty girls think of a loser like me. Thank you for doing what you do on Niteflirt and for keeping up such great blogs on the same subjects.

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