Sugarless Daddy


Hello there!!! May I have your attention please. I'd like to throw a suggestion out there that may or may not be of interest to you. I am looking for a woman that might consider a Sugar Daddy type relationship. I say Sugar Daddy type because a true Sugar Daddy wants to own you, for me this is not the case. I want a personable relationship not a business one. Sharing is the key word.

I am a young looking and young at heart mature niteclub professional. Believe me I do not look close to my age. I am athletic, knowledgeable and extremely open minded intellectually and sexually (details to be discreetly discussed). I also have a long time career of DJing mostly hip hop these days (in clubs) but spin all kinds of dance music. Put it this way Enyce, FUBU, Luxurie, Baby Phat, Apple Bottoms, Timberland are names that I want my girl to shop and doll up.

I find a woman that dresses slutty is open minded sexually. I will always encourage you to have sex with other men or women, as it is a major turn on for me BIG TIME. I have little jealousies and I am also bisexual. Hopefully you are open minded enough to embrace and exploit my bisexual nature, in a discreet manner of course. It seems these days that bisexual women are more accepted than a bisexual man.

It is not my intent to insult your intelligence, but to see if something like this might be of interest to you. I am very generous but don't see myself making your rent or car payments. I insist that you must also be employed.

I love a woman with nice eyes legs and feet. I give great foot massages and love to take you shoe shopping or watch while you get a pedicure. Usually I will wind up getting you a skirt and blouse or tight jeans and top. But thats just me. As long as it is one of my favorite brands you see above.

So if you are interested please reply with a pic attached and NO link to a website unless its myspace. So its your turn. What do you have to lose.

Hmmmm my white girl ways? So you want to be a Sugar Daddy but not pay for upkeep except pedicures and an occasional pair of Nelly Furtado Apple Bottoms jeans? Those jeans would flap in the wind off my petite vanilla derriere while I throw gang signs. This is the first time I've run into a ghetto girl fetish but....Miami DJs are all crazy anyway.

It's a Princess World!


pic of Nicole
Nicole will be joining me this Wednesday afternoon to kick fatfuck in the nards. I had to endure dinner with Idiot (who is now on Nicole's shitlist) and our agreement was that she would swap a session and join me to punish fatfuck. Our evil plan is to kick fatfuck in the nuts, make him lick our high heels, kiss our asses and suck our strap-ons. Then I'll remove all the cash from his wallet. My graduation gift.

Nicole is pissed. All her slaves except Josephine have disappeared. Her elderly jeweler slave, Abe, began suffering from senile dementia and now his family has complete control of his finances and his whereabouts at all times. She almost landed a D-list celebrity Sugar Daddy, but he went back to New York and forgot all about her C cups. She laments, at age 26, pretending to be forever 23, that the younger girls at the club, the 22 year olds pretending to be 19, are landing all the whales. It's a Princess World. Even on Niteflirt, the Princesses are taking over!

I wonder at 25, if I'm past my Princess expiration date. I look back at my pix from 18, 19, 20 and yes, I've matured, my face no longer has the cute young hottie look. I can't escape it, I look like more like a woman now. The baby phat has thinned, my cheekbones are out. I'm still hot, but it seems that men don't want mid 20 something women any more. 25 - 26 - 27 year old girls have disappeared into some weird limbo of age-ism, too old to be Princesses and too young to be MILFs....

Nicole has been thinking of migrating to another club where she can pull her '23 forever' for a few more years, she said 23 is wearing thin at the club she's bouncing boobies at right now. What Nicole really needs to do is launch her career, the one she went to college for, but right now, she's in the cash, and she's gagging on the idea of switching to a weency paycheck.

A Fish Named Dandy


Taylor is getting some nibbles on her hook. Nicole and I are high and dry. I think Nic and I need to go out and get our drink on and commiserate. The fishy nibbling on Taylor's hook is a FAG, but she claims he's not a fag. She says if it were like 100 years ago, he'd be called a Dandy. Yeah, well in my book Dandy spells FAG. Taylor and the Dandy Fop already have their first dining experience set up. This means 'fee paid' dining experience. Dandy wants to spank Taylor. This means 'fee paid' spanking experience.

Taylor claims to have the nicest, most spankable ass of all of us. Nicole says her ass is slightly superior. I dare not put my ass into this 'Bring It On' contest because I'd need to add poundage to build spankable meat. Taylor looks more for Sugar Daddies than slaves. It's more about the money to her than what she has to do or give up to get it. Being able to intoxicate herself with shopping afterward is worth the price of what she has to 'pay'. Nicole thinks Taylor is like a crack whore, but shopping is her crack.

UPdate: Dandy fagged out on the dining experience! Taylor was UPset. I told her she shouldn't have wasted so much time titillating him on cellie phone & txt & email before their meeting, because Dandy was probably yankee doodling the macaroni in his pantalones.

The Idiot - MIA in MIAMI!!!

Nicole = pissed. The idiot was supposed to have a date with her on Friday. This meant he was supposed to go to the strip club and spend lots of $$$ on Nicole. He was a no-show! Not only that, but Nicole kept ringing his cell phone to find out where his flabby ass was and all she got = voicemail. So she asked me to call his cell phone to see if he was dodging her #. I got voicemail too. I said maybe he fell asleep in his reclino-lounger and snoozed right thru his date. But he's still not answering today. So she's ultra-pissed. She asked me if it's possible she churned, turned and burned him faster than other slaves. This would be like 2 weeks. She tallied the take in her evil calculator brain. "Oh well, if he's done, at least I got $2,750."

Dinner with the Idiot!

Nicole and I went to dinner with the idiot. Of course, our intention was that he would have to pay in more ways that one. It was well worth it to him to shell out $500 plus dinner on his Amex to be seen with 2 beautiful girls. And he probably went home and j.o.'d altho Nicole told him to take a cold shower. We were planning to punish slave idiot in a session, but he claimed to be too nervous to do that yet. Call this dinner the icebreaker pre: the ballbreaker!

We also pretty much ignored slave idiot the whole nite, meaning we didn't really talk with him except to get some crucial information to use against him later. At one point, when he did say something, Nicole said to me: 'Did you hear something?' Me: 'No, it was an echo, the acoustics in this place are terrible.' Then she and I kept talking. He had told Nicole before our 'date' that he wanted us to order really expensive stuff off the menu and not even eat more than a few bites of, meaning waste food, which isn't any problem for me, because I usually only eat a few bites anyway. Then we made the waiter dude clear the plates into one styrofoam 'doggie-bag' container, incl. stuff Nicole and I had spit out or pre-chewed haha, and this was supposed to be idiot's late nite snack. Nicole said it would be better than eating pussy. Yum!

So for his punishment session, Nicole is planning to make him wear a bra and panties, due to his moobs!!! Man-boobs, see pic above. However, we didn't know his chest size....to get the right bra size. But men are so gullible and information can be extracted from them so easily by a pretty girl.

Me: So Idiot, Nicole emailed me the pic you sent her, since she wanted to show you off to all of her girlfriends

Idiot: {doesn't say anything, but I bet he starts a 'wittle' tent party in his pants}

Me: It looks like you used to lift weights alot, like you used to be a bodybuilder, your chest looks very developed

Nicole: {has to stop herself from cracking up, acts like she is choking / coughing}

Idiot: I still work out, girls thought I was a bodybuilder when I was younger, I worked out a lot then, 3 hours a day

Me: What is your chest size now?

Idiot: My chest size is my shirt size. I'm a 48.

Nicole laughed with me later, god I hope they have size 48 bras at Walmart! Ewwwwwww. I mean where else will we be able to buy a biggie-sized over-the-shoulder-manboob-holder?

Nicole's New Slave

Nicole has a new slave named idiot. She asked him to email her a pic of him so she could show him off to her girlfriends. A picture tells a thousand words. And all of them are GAY!!! Why, if you're 55 and rotundo, do you feel the need to get a tribal tatt??? What, so you can look hotter on the beach?!?! Looks like he dyes his hair and shaves his chest too, probably because the chest hair looked like old gray pubes. I know, he wanted to show off his moobs (man boobs). Anyway, I am supposed to punish slave idiot with Nicole sometime in the next few weeks. Nicole will then join me in punishing fatfuck next time I get that fat walrus in my clutches. Now Nicole and I have to decide what to do at these sessions to make them extra memorable.

GAYPRIL's Losers of the Month!


I am calling these Losers 'Wayne and Garth', I mean check it. I'm not even sure which of the dos fagitos emailed me, but fagito email went like this:

urr hott, my msn id is xxxxxx IM me baby I want to lick urr pussy...

one of these fagitos think this pic is hott enuf 2 get me wett enuf 2 IM him???? I mean please superfags, cybersex went out like 10 years ago, sexting messages are in now. Get with the times fagitos! Better yet, lick each other's hairy parts, cuz I don't sext with fags. You, as in both of you nameless fags, are Gaypril's Losers of the Month!!! PS Garth -- gunfingers are gay....

Lots of Leis



Dear Sara

I use any party as an excuse to dress up like a girl, Halloween, Mardi Gras, Hawaiian Luau. Here is a pic of me as proof. Girls seem to get into it, they'll say that I'm embracing my feminine side, but don't call me a sissy or anything. Guys will call me a sissy faggot. I don't even dress up otherwise, just a few times a year. I don't wear girlie panties or anything, just costumes. I want to date girls, but I'm really shy to ask them out. I have a 7" dick. I don't even want to suck cock though I would suck a girl's strapon or take it from a girl in the ass. Am I a sissy?

Deaner


Yes, I vote sissy with a touch of faggot! Just feel lucky I didn't nominate you as my Gaypril Loser of the Month!

oxyMORON



Miss Sara, i'm single & live alone. i admit i do sometimes fantasize about sucking a real cock so i was intrigued to read that You turn men gay. i'm not gay and very very hetero but admit i havent had a date with a girl in over 4 years. i'm on cam dressed like a sissy whore to try and get money from real men. i even put fake tan on around my bra and now i look as if i have real white tits what used to look like manboobs. my hot cam shots are attached for Your amusement Miss Sara.

Saying you are very very hetero is an oxymoron

SHARK SIGHTING


Slave 'hopefuls' solicit themselves via email, begging to serve. Some even include photos, as you've seen posted on my blog. Those who value discretion, crop or blur out their faces. I nominate the above photo as the most unique photo cropping, I actually laughed, but no, he's not rich or kinky enough for me to add to my 'harem'.

March Biggest Loser of the Month: Brian le Boob


Dear Sara

I hope you will make me the loser of the month. I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years. The last girlfriend I had convinced me to pay for her plastic surgery. Idiot (me) paid for her to get a 'boob job'. As soon as she got that, she broke up with me. She only had sex with me twice and also made me take her shopping, that was basically how we 'dated'. We went shopping, I bought her things, then we went out to dinner. Then she would get some cash out of me, so she could go out with her 'friends'. And she took things out of my house, if she liked something: a framed print, an espresso machine, an oriental rug, those things and more all went to her apartment. Then this pretty married woman at work, she was going through a divorce, I lent her money to help her out, thousands over 6 months. She left the company, and moved out of the area after the divorce was finalized. I thought we would start dating as soon as she divorced, at least that's what she led me to believe. I'm so pathetic, a real idiot. Please punish me by making me the loser of the month I beg of you.

Brian

Consider it done! Sara

Antonio a no-go

I had a brief thing for Antonio, a big black bull bouncer at Nicole's club. He danced at my birthday party and I licked frosting off of his huge cock. I fantasized about adding him to my 'rotation' and we exchanged some nasty txt msgs. But he lives over an hour away without traffic and 99% of his pussy is closer to his crib. Plus he hooks up from the club. And last but not least, Nicole calls him a pig. If Nicole calls someone a pig, then he's a real pig. Nicole's pig measuring stick has more porkish tolerance. Nicole says fuck'm there's more BBC in the sea. We need to book a deep sea fishing trip.

IKEA has nothing to worry about...


Dear Sara

I am from Scandinavia, but live in New York City now and I import items from Scandivania to American stores, many clogs, beautiful sweaters. I would like to send you anything you want. Tell me your sizes. You are so beautiful. You would look so sexy in one of my sweaters.

Pelle


Dear Pelle Poodleboy

First of all, I live in Florida, it's tropical down here. I own one sweater, it's beige silk and not too hot, and I've only worn it on trips out of Florida or if it's chilly up in Central or Northern Florida when I visit friends or family. And I don't do clogs. So if you want a doll to dress up, look elsewhere. If you want to buy me some things to wear appropriate to where I live, send me a gift cert online.

Sara

Queereye

Queereye and I were having a dining experience this past Sunday which he cut short to get home to watch the Oscars. What a fag! Or as my friend remarked, must not have TIVO. But I think he really wanted to rush home to see all the actresses in their oh-so-pretty designer gowns. I'm sure that made his peenie quite excited!
And he denies he's gay! How can he when he looks like this!